A small company near Ulmerton and 49th.

GAHHHH ALMOST WALKED OUT ON MY JOB TODAY!!!! I AM OFF TO DROWN LITTLE KITTENS!!!!!

FYP

There's a small company near there for sale that I think could be a gold mine called Fantasy Nude.

Nut's reaction:

"What the hell is Fantasy Nude? Lemme Google it."

*Work filter explodes*

*Pink slip comes out printer*

DAMN YOU NAISMITH!

I win.

Game.
Set.
Match.

You've been planning this since he joined. I remember you telling me about it months ago.

I'm either one level over or one level under and I'm not sure which .

That's the fun thing about poker. If you're thinking 1 level over or 1 level under, you're totally wrong.

Welcome to Tampa, home of the strip club

I just looked it up, I pass by there a lot. I didn't realize it was world famous.

Exactly. Wait.... what?

Traded Colston for Andre Johnson, not sure how I feel about it.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($297.35)
Lucky Bastard (Acid) ($341.50)
UTG ($368.35)
MP ($189)
CO ($301.30)
Button ($200)

Preflop: Lucky Bastard (Acid) is BB with K, K.
1 fold, MP raises to $8, CO raises to $22, 1 fold, SB calls $21, Lucky Bastard (Acid) raises to $96, MP folds, CO folds, SB raises to $298.35, Lucky Bastard (Acid) calls $201.35.

Flop: ($625.70) 6, K, 5 (2 players)

Turn: ($625.70) 5 (2 players)

River: ($625.70) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $625.70

He of course had bullets.

What a donktastic way to play it. What happens if he re-re-raises before it gets to you?

Third hand at a 1-2NL 100 max table.

I'm on the BB with about 120 or so. I have 8c7c. The entire table limps.

Flop:

A-8-7 rainbow.

I overbet the pot. The button minraises/is all in for 40. The SB calls. I stick it over the top. The SB (who has me covered) calls.

Guess their hands.

Two funny hands from today:

I raise with KJ. My buddy calls behind me. SB calls.

Flop:

KTT

SB checks. I bet. My buddy calls. SB calls.

Turn:

8

SB checks. I check. My buddy checks.

River:

Q

Checks through again. My buddy says, "That took care of my kicker problems" and flips up Kc7c. I call him a suckout and show my hand. The dealer starts to chop up the pot and then as soon as I look up, the SB makes eye contact and slowly turns up one 10 and then another 10 for flopped quads. As if his awesome slowplay wasn't super enough, he starts saying, "It must be really easy when you're playing with your friend so you don't bet", essentially blaming my friendship with my buddy for his lack of profit with his quads; like I would've been raising and re-raising if my buddy hadn't been in the hand.


Second fun hand:

I'm at the Hard Rock and join a table. My buddy tells me the guy on his left (two to my left) is the most obnoxious and annoying person on earth.

Long story short, we're all in on a board of Q356K. I have QT, he has Q8. The dealer mucks his cards and he flips out, yelling at the dealer to pull his cards out of the muck because we both have a pair of queens with a king kicker. He makes them call a floor over and then when she tells him he's wrong, he calls another one over. He claimed he was a pro from Vegas (he also claimed to have invented the question mark) and said that in Vegas, it'd be a chop. He cites a hand where he had to chop with K5 against K3 as proof.

Yeah I agree. I am all for playing my AA a bit slower these days but not after a raise and reraise. And i hope AK woulda found a fold with KK I woulda dumped it.

Button A9o
SB ATo

wow last night I played some badddddd poker. Only lost $11 dollars though. For some reason I called down a guy with second pair for stacks on an A high flop, if I hadn't done that I would have won $40. Meh I am taking tonight and tomorrow off.

Anyone want to book any action on the Pats/Colts? I am on the pats side, I will even spot you 6.5 points

In for $10 but if line officially moves to 7 i want it. It's at 6 now.

booked.

Naismith was right about the line moving.

Yeah, that happened three times to me Sunday night.
Literally -- AA (me) v KK (villain) with villain flopping set.
Three times. I run like a shitstorm.
So much for my online bankrollz.
(please ... I don't take online poker seriously ... no lectures about playing within your roll)

OK. Amount?

I don't mind how he played it. It was the same logic with the guy who flatted with KK against QQ in cwik's thread, that when he 4-bets, his hand gets turned face up pretty much. In all honesty, if he didn't flat there, I was going to consider it, but probably not since the CO is a decent reg who is pretty aggro so he could have a lot of different hands. He happened to have QQ here he says, which I believe.

If the SB 4-bet, I'm gonna puke a little. Sometimes I shove I guess, but sometimes I flat it and take a flop. I really think I should've folded here.

save some energy for Saturday man...

might be another early game, Sarah made plans for us later that night. worst case, full on poker the next saturday.


You also keep ducking me on playing heads up...not scared of me are you???

$10 ball?

nah just a lazy biatch, my job is killing me.

Done. Good luck.

let's play next week sometime, I have a feeling no one will show up for an early game on a Saturday and I've been wanting to play...we can even play Omaha. Can't do anything until Friday when I get paid, had a rather expensive two weeks and literally have like $4 in change to my name right now

yeah I didn't get a check last week because switching payroll something or other. I am running on $10 till Friday.

Nope.

I'll seriously ship someone 5 dollars on FTP if they can guess the hands right, as long as Cobalt doesn't tell them which he won't or if he does he'll tell me because he doesn't have the liar gene.

The Patriots are going to win by two touchdowns this weekend.

k so do you wanna put some action on that NE -14

Give me odds and I will at -13.5.

what? odds? you said they are going to win by two touchdowns. i will gladly take -13.5 at even money though.


at -14 i will lay 1.25/1

Haha. Well, I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid.

Speaking of bets I just teased the Cowboys to +3 against the Eagles and Steelers -3 over the Ravens. Thoughts?

SB - AA
Button - AK

I get the feeling this is one of those "I was slowplaying preflop" moments.

actually the steelers are -9.5 and -10 on some sites which is way too much imo

I just don't think the Ravens are very good this year, even the defense seems to be a little down. The only thing I don't like is they are coming off a bye week.

true but they absolutely pummelled us in both meetings last year

Maybe if the Cowboys win and I find -10 I can try to middle it.

You're middling the wrong bet, BITCH!

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/Sto...?story_id=14314

There. Just trying to save you some money.

Is he playing on offense too?

Does it count as offense when he knocks TO out of the game?

(I am much less confident in the Eagles this week than I am coming off, but I still stand by them splitting with the Cowboys this season)

56 and 9T

LOL ... -10 on a STEELERS/RAVENS game? LOL

Ravens should come out in Orange and call themselves the Browns then I would root for them.