zomg read the glossary in general you fag.



(if i recall correctly)

You're amazing for referring to the Canyonero.



Ban!

It's not in there. Don't you think I'd have looked?

lol, it's on the last page, I guess Marchant didn't update it yet, but I know I read it like 2 days ago in that thread, lol.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

ok, well i'm not fishing though the posts in the thread for it. he updates it and if it's not on the first page, it's not in there as far as i'm concerned.

You did notice I included it in my original reply, right?

Hahahaha +11100000 for posting that.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=2221374

This is a good idea.

Absolutely.

He must be kidding, guess it's alright though, his bets will never come off and he'll have to start from scratch... like me

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, thanks. I had seen that.

I also went to the thread in general and it's on the last page.

I'm so confused.

I knew you'd appreciate that

It's called bankroll management n00b.

if he would have went all 5 games on hockey I could have gotten behind it.

I hope that guy wins his parlay. After he wins, I hope he lets it ride.

By the way, despite being unable to beat Tim at picks, who likely couldn't name ten players in the NFL, I'm running pretty damn hot in my guaranteed NFL bets.

I got food poisoning this weekend, feel really "out there" and can't focus...

soooooo booooooored at woooooooork


my boss told me to go home then scheduled a meeting for late afternoon - thanks buddy

My left ear is plugged.

Next time, lay on your RIGHT side while watching 17 hours of hockey in a row, or at least get up and stretch between periods.

1. Brian Dawkins
2. Lito Sheppard
3. Trent Cole
4. Omar Gaither
5. Chris Gocong
6. Takeo Spikes
7. Sean Considine
8. Sheldon Brown
9. Broderick Bunkley
10. Mike Patterson
11. Juque Thomas/Jevon Kearse

I can name 11. It also happens to be the best defense in the NFL. Though I do pick against them every week, but I know it can't hurt me because you will never pick them to win. I'm so damn good.

I'm exhausted, I just made 3-4 legit strat posts in a row.

Back to my comfy home of BAW.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm3MIsqsK4

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $112.30
UTG+1: $39.55
CO: $52.40
Button: $47.75
SB: $80.05
Hero: $73.30

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with J J
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: 3 8 4 ($24.25, 4 players)
Hero bets $25, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: 4 ($99.25, 3 players)
Hero bets $22, UTG+1 calls all-in $8.55, CO calls all-in $21.4.
Uncalled bets: $0.6 returned to Hero.

River: 6 ($150.6, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124.9, Sidepot 1: $25.7)


Results:
Final pot: $150.6
Hero showed Jh Js
UTG+1 mucks Ac Kd
CO mucks Ad 9d


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OMG, help me please, how do you find these tables?

Thats Juqua Thomas! GODDAMN EAGLES FANS CANT SPELL.

Meh. I hadn't decided if I wanted to include it. It's such a "general" net/board acronym as opposed to anything specifically FCP-related, but I guess I can add it.

Meh, I agree. If you add that, you need to add LOL, LMAO, BRB, etc.

Me too. Puking every 10 minutes = weeeeeeeeeeee.

Coincidentally, the last time I talked to my boss was when he asked me where I was going to lunch. That was 4 months ago, ftw. I'm pretty sure he was saying thanks buddy to me after that day

Sorry that I wasn't up to date on my net acronyms. I think IIRC is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less common than other ones. It doesn't need to be added, I just didn't know what it was.

LDO

stop it

It's pretty common in the usenet tradition (where exact qualification was very common), just not the chat tradition (where people need to know who kissed whom).

Hello Acid_Knight,

We have transferred $0.03 to your account as requested by 'mckeough'.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

PokerStars Cashier




WTF? Am I so cool now that people just give me their money? I seriously have no idea who this is.

lmao

prolly someone who you 2 outed or something, ldo.

Don't spend it all in one rake

is $.03 considered "money" these days???

I believe I saw AK ranting in the chat "If I had a penny for everytime I got sucked out on..."

This guy decided to help him out.

I really should use the chat more often.

Maybe this thing will snowball like when people kept sending DN money on Stars during one of the FT commentary things he did. Not that I know why anyone would send me money, but still.

DN should be sending me money...he def. makes more than I do!


you check out CR yet dude?

Maybe they confused you for Zach and that was the bribe to ban me

Seriously I am soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored at work. I just quit smoking (cigs) like 2 weeks ago and I'm dying and work goes by soooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow without cig breaks.

Think of a useful poker program that hasn't been written yet

I've never smoked in my life, but when I used to work at a restaurant, I took like 10 smoke breaks per shift.

I have to deposit checks about 3 times a week. It's about 1 mile round trip. The average time I'm gone is 30 minutes.

Where do you work?

No bribe necessary, just a politely worded PM from what I hear. I'm just waiting for the right moment, that's all.

FYP