I just got slowrolled like a bitch.

Guy flops a set and turns a boat. Time banks it, waits for 1 second left and calls my pot shove.

Then says 'ty' in the chat.

zomgtiltaments


Thankfully the board paired the river and I overboated him. Bitch.

poker sites hate slow rolling (cuts down on rake) another example from today. Villian took all day before calling, and I was playing very aggressively he had to know his hand was good.


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $51.55
CO: $50
Button: $27.30
SB: $72.90
Hero: $70

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with Q K
2 folds, Button calls, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: K 7 5 ($1.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: 4 ($1.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $2.5, Button raises to $10.5, Hero raises all-in $69.5, Button calls all-in $16.3.
Uncalled bets: $42.7 returned to Hero.

River: J ($54.85, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $54.85)


Results:
Final pot: $54.85
44 no good Sir

Please tell me you let him have it after that. I've never had that happen after getting slowrolled. Must have been nice.

I said 'nice slowroll' and moved on to the next hand.

I wish I had less class.

I wish I could say the same.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $30.60
CO: $49.75
Hero: $52
SB: $49.60
BB: $60.45

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with 5 6
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.5, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: J 8 4 ($3.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.5, SB raises to $10, Hero raises all-in $50.5, SB calls all-in $38.1.
Uncalled bets: $2.4 returned to Hero.

Turn: 7 ($99.7, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $99.7)


River: 8 ($99.7, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $99.7)


Results:
Final pot: $99.7
SB showed Tc 9s


I run gooder than everyone.

I love when I'm holding 910 there and the board goes brick brick and somehow I win a $100 pot.

lmao... i almost want to keep Zach's change because my sig is obnoxiously long now.

You obviously don't know the story behind that avatar though i'll pick a new ATHF one though big baby

If you wanted a Yinger you should have let me keep the avatar... I'm from the home of :-p

Pissed someone off the first hand I played today.

I'm on the BB with Qc2h. Tight player in the SB completes after a handful of limpers and I check.

Flop:

QdTh2c

Tight player bets out 6, I make it 16. He calls.

Turn:

QdTh2c4c

Check. I bet 25. He calls.

River:

QdTh2c4c5c

He immediately sticks it for 61.

At this point, I went into my normal routine where I get into some standard questions like the "will you show me if you fold?' one amongst others. He alternately does things that I usually peg as weak and strong. I'm really confused. I check back and see that I have the Qc, so he didn't have top pair that went runner-flush. I tell him I'm having a hard time giving him credit for a hand that beats me and ask if he had KcJc, which he says no.

Finally, I ask the dealer, "Can I show him my cards?" She says yes and I flip up my two pair. Immediately he slams down A2 and shouts out, "BAD FOLD!" I calmly say, "call". He flips out. Two players accuse me of pulling some shenanigans. I ask for the supervisor. He comes over and declares that my hand is live. I win the pot. The guy throws his cards and drops a bunch of F-bombs and other such pleasantries.

Ship it.

LOL people are so dumb.

I have so little class that I rarely can chat with anyone on stars. 2 week banaments.



We know.



<3



Meanwhile, I spent my day off puking my guts out every half hour on the hour just for the fun of it.
FTW!

Copied and pasted in case Zach deletes the thread:

Should I have shoved here?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t150/t300
(Ante: t25)
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t18408
UTG+1: t12515
MP1: t17820
MP2: t16565
MP3: t3845
CO: t12915
Button: t4955
Hero: t3717
BB: t8140

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is SB with A A
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t300 (pot was t675), 2 folds, MP3 calls t300 (pot was t975), 2 folds, Hero calls t150 (pot was t1275), BB checks.

Flop: 9 9 9 (t1425, 4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets t1175, MP3 folds, Hero folds, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t1175 returned to UTG+1.

Results:
Final pot: t1425

bleh, beat me to the punch - I was going to paste it in the LoL Donkament thread

You forgot to shout "Too cute!"

but nicely played Q-2 though

I'd might feel a little bit bad for the guy if he wasn't being an ass hat.

I wanted to make sure the table knew I wasn't angle-shooting, but then I had to explain what "angle-shooting" meant for the next 15 minutes.

PokerStars Game #12895581371: Tournament #64660002, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/10/28 - 10:07:14 (ET)Table '64660002 13' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: iamdet (3080 in chips) Seat 2: baxton59 (2570 in chips) Seat 3: marats (7015 in chips) is sitting outSeat 4: bassmaster11 (2950 in chips) Seat 5: mindalter (3895 in chips) Seat 6: vigelino (2760 in chips) Seat 7: pkr-eddy (2640 in chips) Seat 8: alexilallas (730 in chips) Seat 9: Bowman90 (3330 in chips) Bowman90: posts small blind 75iamdet: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bowman90 [2c 2s]baxton59: calls 150marats: folds bassmaster11: folds mindalter: folds vigelino: calls 150pkr-eddy: folds alexilallas: folds Bowman90: calls 75iamdet: checks *** FLOP *** [2d 7h Ks]Bowman90: bets 450iamdet: folds baxton59: raises 1950 to 2400vigelino: folds Bowman90: raises 780 to 3180 and is all-inbaxton59: calls 20 and is all-in*** TURN *** [2d 7h Ks] [Qh]*** RIVER *** [2d 7h Ks Qh] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***Bowman90: shows [2c 2s] (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)baxton59: shows [Qc Kh] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)baxton59 collected 5440 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5440 | Rake 0 Board [2d 7h Ks Qh Qs]Seat 1: iamdet (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 2: baxton59 showed [Qc Kh] and won (5440) with a full house, Queens full of KingsSeat 3: marats folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: bassmaster11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: mindalter folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: vigelino folded on the FlopSeat 7: pkr-eddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: alexilallas (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Bowman90 (small blind) showed [2c 2s] and lost with a full house, Deuces full of Queens

did you make this impossible to read on purpose?

Nah it just comes out like that for some reason, and it won't convert.

Probably a good thing.

NYG @ MIA
OAK @ TEN
PHI @ MIN
CLE @ STL
DET @ CHI
IND @ CAR
PIT @ CIN
JAC @ TB
BUF @ NYJ
HOU @ SD
NO @ SF
WAS @ NE

GB @ DEN 38 points

Detroit at Chicago
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Oakland at Tennessee
Cleveland at St. Louis
NY Giants at Miami (MOST RIDICULOUS HOME GAME EVER)
Philadelphia at Minnesota
Indianapolis at Carolina
Buffalo at NY Jets
Houston at San Diego
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay
New Orleans at San Francisco
Washington at New England

Green Bay at Denver 41 points

Guaranteed bets:

SD (-3.5)/NE (-9.5) teaser
SD -9.5
New England -15.5
NE/Wash over 46.5
Detroit +5.5
Denver -3
Tampa -3.5
Bucs/Jags over 32
Cinci +4
Rams +3
Rams/Browns over 46
NYG/Mia under 47.5

LETS GO RED SOX!!!

the sick run continues... going up to $1 NL or at least start taking shots.

I hate you.

Standardaments.

PATRIOTS/COLTS OPENED AT -4!!!! PILE YOUR MONEY ON THE PATS NOW BEFORE THE LINE FLIES IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!!!!!

I cannot wait until the Eagles end that undefeated season! We're back!!!!!

... Lol.

Greatest weekend to be a New England sports fan ever!!!!

I wonder how I make my poker results look like that..

Oh, right. Stop sucking.

That is a nice run. Reminds me of this summer when I ran $100 into $3,000 in a week and a half, playing HU shootouts on FT.

what is a heads up shootout? the 4 people ones?

i don't think it will move to more than 5 1/2

how bout them Bucs?

Quinton Gray is sick.

I have no idea either, but that is probably my favorite fast food item. Except I've never gotten it with cheese.


The Bucs disgust me.

Yeah, I had things going on that kept me home some over the summer, so I played on FT for a while and found that the $20s, $40s and even $80s were semi/super soft. When my "life things" changed, I cashed out and played live again.

As you know, I came back to the internet a couple weeks ago, and they play tighter again now. That, and I have a "suck out on me target" on my forehead.

$150 in gas for a 10 hour round trip drive? Do you drive a Canyonero?

Spicy Chix w/ Cheese is my absolute favorite fast food item as well. My first job was at Wendy's when i was 16. Standard protocol is 2 slices of cheese one on top and bottom the chicken. So if you order it with cheese and only get one slice you are getting shafted. If i eat in and only get one slice i go to the counter and say that there are supposed to be two slices. I usually get a confused look but I always get my second slice. You are being charged for it.

Also don't eat the chili, ever, seriously.

LOL ... why?


(I just wanna know).

ground up dead babies

but the meat is so tender

Well, I overestimate on purpose, but it's at least a $50 tank each way, IIRC.

Also, there's like 5 indian casinos along the way...

yes it is and there is reason. as you may know wendy's burgers come hot of the grill. this is true so there is always meat on the grill. sometimes the meat goes unordered and stays on the grill for a really long time. sometimes 3-4 hrs. at this point the meat is placed in a bin aptly named the chili meat bin. this bin is absolutely disgusting being lain with grease, grissle and burnt meat.

this meat stays in the bin until it is full which sometimes takes 4-5 hrs. then it is bagged in a huge freezer bag with grease and all. then it is placed in a freezer for 2-3 weeks. then at the start of a day the meat is dethawed, reheated, and chopped up then served in your 99 cent chili.

sometimes when someone orders like 6 burgers and only 5 are on the grill, the chili meat bin is utilized. the meat is so dry and gross. sometimes a single can be chopped into a junior. so if you see a spatula gut on your junior bacon cheese i would not eat it.

This is not correct...

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of freezing?

I love our mass-production food system. It's highly efficient.

Yeah, but some genius in a JCPenney shirt and tie invented the process and didn't want to just call it "warming up the old meat." So he coined "dethawing."

I never order hamburgers from fast food places. And after watched kitchen nightmares on Fox I might just eat in for the rest of my life, or at least stick to well established places.

Because I know where the meat comes from. It's cheap for a reason.

... thawing.

not dethawing...

What is that?