18 is just...

...so old.









(Yeah I said it)

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Ahem, Standard.

Yeah it's 9:35pm Friday night. I'm chillin in my room not going out and not playing poker. I'm a winner.

Fantasy football draft in 55 minutes, I plan to dominate.

Word? Post your picks and where you drafted at/league info

Just so you all know, I'm playing fantasy football with a bunch of GenDonks and plan on representing NL strat by humiliating them all.

Have you drafted already? If so, how's your team looking?

Is it for cash moneyz? I notice a lot of people are making huge FF bets now lol.

1st pick. .5 pts/rec 6 points for all tds 1pt/20 yds rec or rushing 1pt/50yds passing

Team: LT, Benson, Palmer, Colston, Boldin, Michael Turner, Deion Branch, Greg Jennings, Mike Furrey, Jerrious Norwood, Tatum Bell, LJ Smith, Matt Leinart, Shayne Graham, SF D

It's a 200 dollar buy in. The draft is next week. I'm looking to make some other side bets so I end up freerolling.

I did another fantasy league as a warm up. I went into the draft without a magazine or anything and this is my team:

QB: Matt Leinart
WR: Steve Smith
WR: Anquan Boldin
RB: Steven Jackson
Flex: Clinton Portis
TE: Kellen Winslow
Bench: Plaxico Burress
Darrell Jackson
Chester Taylor
DeShaun Foster
J.P. Losman
Kevin Jones
Chris Henry
Ronald Curry

I don't have a defense or kicker. We were required to draft them, but I dropped them and picked up Henry and Curry. I figured, since our draft was so much earlier than the season, I'd rather have those guys on my roster to see what they did during the preseason than hold on to a kicker or defense.

I literally flipped a coin between Plaxico and Darrell Jackson. Jackson ended up still being there on the way back. My lack of preparation cost me there because I forgot about Jerious Norwood, whom I should've drafted when I picked Plaxico.

For the record, this is a criminally small roster size. 14 players when you have 8 starters is ridiculous. Oh, and you receive .5 points per reception.

Try to strike a deal for Dallas' defense, I guarrantee you wont regret it sir. Wade Phillips is going to unleash DeMarcus Ware on the NFL this year and I really, really like the depth at all of the Linebacker spots. The secondary is a great one with Terence Newman shutting down one side, and Anthony Henry finally back from a bothersome hamstring injury. Roy Williams is a fierce hitter and Ken Hamlin will let him play more near the line of scrimmage. The front seven is going to be sick.

Question, who has the best defense in the NFL, IYOs?

QFT.

They play the Eagles twice. That hurts their defense already. Best D in league is between the same old best D's, Chicago, Balt, NE, Miami.

I spent 5 years in NC. Vegas > NC AINEC

It also depends a lot of what part of NC we're talking about. Charlotte wouldn't be bad and I've heard good things about Wilmington.

I feel ya man.

About NC >, <, = LV:
I've been to Charlotte and it can be a little on the rough side in the city itself.

Wilmington is very nice though. I'd personally recommend Greensboro. A friend of mine lives there and says its perfect weather all year long.

Still, I think I'd rather live in Vegas though. But then again, I'm a degenerate gambler entering his prime, so perhaps that's why.

As a real estate guy, I hear a lot about how great Charlotte is. I visited a friend there this past Thanksgiving and the most impressive thing about Charlotte? The number of murders on the news.

My brother lived in Wilmington and loved it.

But cripes, people, we're talking about the GREATEST CITY ON EARTH LAS VEGAS!

QFT


I am soooo hungover I think I might die...

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $9.65
Hero: $30.90
Button: $2.60
SB: $47.05
BB: $14.55

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with 5 5
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.75, Button folds, SB raises to $1.25, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: Q 5 J ($2.75, 2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $7, Hero raises all-in $29.65, SB calls.

Turn: 8 ($62.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62.05)


River: K ($62.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62.05)


Results:
Final pot: $62.05


god I hate two outers on the river

kk>555

So it looks like Wilmington is the place for me to move!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $21.80
CO: $23.75
Button: $40.05
SB: $21.75
BB: $13.40

Pre-flop: (5 players)
UTG folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB raises to $0.75, BB calls, CO calls.

Flop: Q 8 6 ($2.25, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $1, CO calls, SB raises to $3, BB folds, CO raises to $5, SB raises to $7, CO raises to $9, SB raises to $11, CO raises to $17.75, SB raises all-in $21, CO folds.
Uncalled bets: $3.25 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $38.75



madness

57 v A8?

$3.25 into $38 I would call with almost any two cards lol.

Now that's a read. He knew the guy had a bigger set

sigh

I was just joking. I don't really have an idea yet, the thought of living in Vegas is tempting.

I didn't see the fold at the end! Just the stupid minraising back n forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

This girl reminds me of talking to Neck about a poker hand.

Again. I could not watch the entire video. That poor thing.

LOLOLOLOL

Naismith is just pissed because I can't hang out on AIM with him all day anymore.

wow, smart girl


I miss Chris Farley

You know, she's gorgeous and all, but I think I would have a problem having sex with her.

****ing retards is against my standards.

LOL. There is evidence in this thread that suggests you're telling a fib here.

Actually I am fibbing, I don't have standards.

I take what I can get, what else can I do?

Standards?

You talking about cars?

What the fuck are standards?

Turn in your Man Card, please.

Ok, ok, bring on the retards and preferably the somewhat dyslexic as well!

Whats up guys? chillin at work crushing peoples dreams of seeing a doctor before November with a hangover as big as Naismiths ego

So far, my day has gone swimmingly.

I went to bed around 7 AM, woke up at 8:15. One of my tenants has a well that no longer provides water to her house. I need to replace the well. I just spoke to the plumber that came out Saturday night for the first time as he had previously dealt with not me. He didn't inspire a lot of confidence in his diagnosis, certainly not enough to drop 3200 dollars on without having someone else check it out. Unfortunately, there's a waterless tenant involved, so there's not a ton of time for someone else.

The preference, of course, is to connect to county water if that's possible so we won't have to deal with this again. Easy, right? No, you see, you need to talk to "Service Availability" to see if there's any county water running close enough to hook this house up to. Ext. 43142, piece of cake, until you get their, "Leave a detailed message and we'll get back to you when we feel like it wait by the phone you a-hole seriously we are calling you back any second now".

Oh, also, half of my face is swollen from an infection which might be causing my current state of delirium.

Yay for today.

EDIT:

I did get a kick out of Zach's big red response to the bad beat strategy post a few threads below this.

Meh, semester starts back up today. No classes before 3pm though. Still not happy about it.

just be glad you don't have a job...

LOL at your quote.

Well that's why I'm going back to school. I hated life as a working man. Which I will be back to in 1 yr's time. I guess I could play poker. If I didn't suck. Another dream foiled.



Clearly the best thing I've ever seen written on the forums. Had to steal it.

This thread is still here?

Man, I'm gonna waste so much time reading this today...

YAY!!! Acid is back from vacation.

Yeah, I could actually use you. Especially since I semi-stalk you and know you went to school in Rochester (near where I currently live, Brockport) and you currently live in Vegas.

How did you like Rochester?

How is living in Vegas?

work sucks

just got back for 7 days in Jamaica and I can't even begin to think

hi

it could have worked as a response to this post too

well water? is the house in Pinellas or somewhere else?




I was great at schedule making, one semester I had off from Thursday at 1:30 until Tuesday morning at 9:30.

Supplemental Vacation Report in the no-content thread...

Flew Las Vegas to Long Beach to Salt Lake City (girlfriend boards plane) to JFK (6am arrival). Spent Saturday in NYC then drove to Oxford (look it up) NY that night. Stayed there with the family and visited friends until I drove to Rochester on Tuesday morning. Spent the day with college friends then drove to Niagra Falls on Wednesday and back to Rochester for the night. Then drove across the state and into Adams MA (look it up) to visit my older brother. Spent the night there and then drove to Barre VT to be in my best friend's wedding on Saturday. We stayed there and drove to Manchester NH to fly out on Sunday.

My flight was from Manchester to Atlanta to Vegas. The flight was delayed 45 minutes which probably posed problems since I only had 50 minutes to connect orginally in ATL. We landed in ATL and sprinted (read: waited for the slow-ass tram to go from terminal E to terminal A) to catch my GF's connector in the 4 minutes before it left. We failed but they brought the plane back to the gate and let anotehr 20 people on so she got out on time but my flight was delayed another 2 hours. I wound up getting into Vegas and getting my bag at 12:30 am then got the privilege of waiting 45 mins in this long queue which I hoped ended in an awesome roller coaster ride but turned out only to get me a $40 cab ride home. Asleep at 2am, at work at 6am!

Everything went well. I traveled 1800 miles in the rental car and flew back and forth across the country with the girlfriend and we didn't get tired of each other which is very impressive. I'd probably kill my best friend if we spent that much time together, but then again, I can't have sex with my best friend. Anyway, great week!

Tskillz, I really loved Rochester and I was happy to go back and visit. I could see myself living there again some day but there just isn't a good enough market for what I do there right now.

I also really enjoy Vegas, but I probably plan to live here for less than 5 years total. I dunno, there are a lot of good and bad things about the place, but it works for me.


Also, where is the love for the New York Football Giants?!?!?!

Yeah I obv have no classes on Fridays. One class on Thursday, and nothing before 3pm. I can't wake up for school before afternoon. I still have no books, no notebooks, no pens, no parking pass, and no class schedule. Yawn, still got 4 hours 20 minutes. Plenty of time.

I think I need a haircut though.

You go to Brockport? What's your major?