That sounds OK. How much did a night of moderately controlled gambling cost?

If he 25 tables for 8 hours a day and each SNG takes 2 hours to complete, he'd need a 13.88% ROI

And I think that's being pretty lax on him, so you tell me.

He's a big boy and I don't feel any responsibility to tell him what to do. I'm just stating what I know.

So you'll tell him the hooker has Hep C but you won't slide the condom on for him? What a terrible friend!

I don't think this is the case at all. I have found, at least if he is playing the turbo's that it will be 45 minutes per SNG.

Not sure if you mean turbo or not.

His right to ever step foot on the Imperial Palace property.

Turbo's usually max at 45 mins. Regulars usually max around an hour and a half.

That's why I said I was being pretty lax on him.

wtf

That's not being lax. It's the opposite. If I'm reading you correctly that is.

If you assume 1 hour for each, that's 25 an hour. I think he can get 200 in a day, which means 6k sngs in the month. He needs a little over $4 per sng at that rate, or about 6.5% ROI.

If he decides to be a total sicko and play for more hours a day (definitely possible if he is hell bent on winning the bet), he could accomplish it with a 4% ROI.

I think I made a good investment, but I think overall it comes down to his determination and stamina.

Whether he wins or loses, I'm pretty sure he will regret doing it.

oo yeah 200 SNG's a day would make me want to DIE!!!!

I would be interested to see what sort of volume he plays under normal conditions. I think this is a big factor on if he can pull it off or not. I would imagine that it is going to be very mentally taxing, wait till he loses 22 in a row.

Psssh, this is just a scheme of his to get investing in a bot to be +EV

He usually plays 20-25 at once. He only recently stepped up from the $16s to the $60s though. I think he will mostly just be increasing his hours rather than the number of tables.

LOL



That wouldn't make you die, but it might drive you nuts. At the very least it would just help you understand where Hellmuth is coming from.

On the most recent trip, I was definitely up at pit games, and down at poker. It was quite sad.

One of these nights can vary in cost, depending on which casinos you hit. $5 min tables and my EV isn't awful. $10, $15 mins and it gets worse, and I probably couldn't sustain the variance.

So I woke up this afternoon (after 15 hours of sleep...coming on the heels of 30 hours of awakedness) and stumbled to the living room to watch some TV and get some breakfast. When I walked into the kitchen, I noticed some bits of rice on the floor, so I picked them up to put them in the sink. I noticed that they weren't hard like dried rice but were in fact...squishy. They were maggots. To my horror, I looked around and ended up find about 40 of them twitching throughout the kitchen. My brother had left a bag of garbage on the kitchen floor for a couple of weeks.

I feel violated.

I wouldn't have told anyone this.

Anyone who knows the crap out of women wouldn't tell someone this.

Incidentally...

Sorry about your dog

woohoo, I have officially dislocated my tailbone for the 3rd time in 2 months.

at least I haven't had to go to work for 3 days and have the next two off. This is the first time I've been able to actually get up so the first place I go: the poker forum. god I'm addicted.

dislocated tailbones, maggots, and crazy sng challenge.

this thread is awesome.

I found maggots on the last half of my hamburger once. Good times.

$99 each way from Duluth, MN (3 hour drive from T-Bay) to Las Vegas.

Who's in?

Can we slumber party at Acid's?

I assume so.

I've got other accomodations, but I just assume he will house the rest of you.

But, in my vision of perfect poker trip it's the three of us sitting in his living room talking about all of our poker experiences and eating BBQ fritos while consuming copius amounts of alcohol and then giggling and telling one another that they are the best...

Don't ruin that for me right off the bat, Zach.

When?

Based on my Vegas experience with Zach and Acid, this is a way-too-likely scenario. Except Acid won't get drunk and will go to bed by, like, 8:45.

My post was actually a subtle way to find out if BBQ fritos were sold in Vegas. It appears so, and that is likely the clincher on me moving there.

Mid November...?

Flights are on Monday and Friday, getting there is $99, getting back is either $99 or $134 depending on the specific date, so I'm flexible.

And, fwiw, I've spend an afternoon on Acid's couch... very comfortable!

Lamest brag post ever?

As long as we're on the topic...

Shaving oneself as a guy, how much is too much?

I just shaved (my face) for the first time in a while today.

I hate shaving with a passion.

I was talking body parts moreso than frequency, but we can take this wherever.

I'm pretty lucky and only have to shave like once every 5 days, and that's just my neck area. Can't grow facial hair.

I'm trying to grow a beard because my razor blade is blunt and i can't be bothered getting a new one.

So far it isn't working.

Are you talking about what i think you're talking about?

It's just a courtesy to the ladies.

Since tskillz' girls are mostly fantasy, then I assume this shouldn't be much of an issue.

Even in my fantasies they won't hook up unless I'm cleaned up.

LFT.

I guess. But I wasn't opposed to talking about chest, legs, stomach, back, etc.

the difference, and I know this is hard to believe, is that I have a live-in gf who will take care of me. In fact, she took off work today to make sure I made it to the Doctor's office and then afterwards made me a pear cake.

OOOO.

Speaking of cake (seriously this time) who plays at Cake poker? I think I want to make that the next place I deposit. Does anyone have the info on their rakeback? Plus the 100% first deposit and $100 refer a friend, seems like the bonuses plus soft competition might be nice. So, if anyone has info on it, greatly appreciated.

Their games are about to get much softer.

Hope that helps.

If only I could play myself.

NoNeck - we get it.

The thread is 100 pages.

You're bored.

Get over yourself.

obv don't know me very well.

I have a bigger ego than TO...

Playing in the Sunday Million this week if I final table trip to Vegas is on me

I think you missed a key parenthetical addendum to my forum title. Also, it's not like any girls read this thread.


"Dry", blunt shaving FTW. Seriously though...I use a little bit of water, shave once every couple of days, and use the same razor for months.

I should shave every single day because I look like a scumbag when I don't do it daily (used to, but I break $50 electric shavers like it's my job when I have them and I can't use a regular razor daily or my face dies), but I shave about twice a week. The only people I have to impress - other than myself, which I spend a lot of the time doing btw - are other people who have no idea what they want to do with their lives attending a community college, so I say **** it.

Body shaving is nice for the ladies though. I've only gone all out in the body shaving department once, and I really didn't enjoy it all that much. But of course, tending the garden every so often is nice though. It totally makes your johnson look bigger, ftw.

Anyone have any scary unshaven women stories? I actually subtly told a girl to put her pants back on once, and lets just say things like that, even when you say them subtly, aren't taken well Luckily it was a one night drunken kinda thing though

looooool

I briefly banged this one broad who was completely overgrown down there... thank god for alcohol... I was like "WHAT THE ****" and she got mad at me and took off half way through slobbing my knob, lmao.

Barry tell you how to win in HU NLHE Tournies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNNqpgz-qjU&NR=1

Oh, and he gets his mack on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTVPNn_DYFc...ted&search=

Can we please get a mod in here to ban this guy?

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