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NoBBiR
Monday, October 8th, 2007, 9:36 PM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 9:15 PM) *
I'm up. That game was hilarious. Throwing on 3rd and 6 with 6 mins left with your rookie QB was pretty stupid. Run the ball make it 5 mins left and two score game. While he was dropping back I was like wow this is stupid.


I was just thinking, "Wow, why are they trying to run up the score when all they need is to tack on th- GO TERENCE, RUN YOU SON OF A BITCH, GO NEWMAN GO, OH MY GOD, RUN YO- OH MY GOD HE FUMBLED, GET THE BALL, JUMP ON THAT SHI- YES. YES! YES!"

QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 9:28 PM) *
My buddy had 3pt edge, TO, and Lynch vs Dal K.

GG buddy.


Lol, Nick Folk > Ladainian Tomlinson, and Larry Johnson combined this week.

I was down 20 points in a Fantasy game before the MNF game and had only Witten and Folk to go. Pffft, pull out a win by 12.
CobaltBlue
Monday, October 8th, 2007, 9:42 PM
Got sushi with Acid tonight after playing at the Bellagio most of the day. I'll refrain from commenting on the poker session until there's some discussion on my strat thread. Oh, and I made an ass of myself by speaking Japanese to the Koreans working at the restaurant.
Acid_Knight
Monday, October 8th, 2007, 10:34 PM
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 10:42 PM) *
Oh, and I made an ass of myself by speaking Japanese to the Koreans working at the restaurant.

That was so awesome. When you said wtf ever you said, I just lol'd cause the way the girl looked at him, I just thought "there's no way this girl speaks Japanese"
Ganador
Monday, October 8th, 2007, 11:25 PM
Ok, so the bills are the worst team in the world, just cause they get you so close then blow it like retards. And there fans are insane. I live in buffalo, and went out drinking tonight, and saw someone with a losman jersey on, and remarked on how well of a game he played. Said kid turns around, hits me in the face three times until i wrestle him to the ground and my buddy does a number on his skull. But still, who punches someone in the face for that, only a hick ass buffalo fan. Btw. I have a fat lip and it sucks.
simo_8ball
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:51 AM
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:16 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 10:25 PM) *


YAH for running good!!!!!




how do I get one of these nifty graphs for myself? I'm sure I could make my own in Excel but I work in Excel all day and would rather be lazy.
simo_8ball
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:19 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:16 PM) *
how do I get one of these nifty graphs for myself? I'm sure I could make my own in Excel but I work in Excel all day and would rather be lazy.

http://www.pokertracker.com/

http://www.overcards.com/wiki/moin.cgi/PokerGrapher
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:35 AM
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:19 AM) *
http://www.pokertracker.com/

http://www.overcards.com/wiki/moin.cgi/PokerGrapher



excellent, thanks - are there any avail for Mac OSX?
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:40 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:35 AM) *
excellent, thanks - are there any avail for Mac OSX?



no chance you damn hippies.
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:41 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:40 AM) *
no chance you damn hippies.



trust me, hippies couldn't afford my machine wink.gif


btw, you still need that site design? We can talk on Saturday @ the home game if you're still interested.
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 5:00 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:41 AM) *
trust me, hippies couldn't afford my machine wink.gif
btw, you still need that site design? We can talk on Saturday @ the home game if you're still interested.


yeah I do but as it turns out I need to buy a van first... so things have been put on hold.
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 5:11 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:00 AM) *
yeah I do but as it turns out I need to buy a van first... so things have been put on hold.



doesn't mean I can't work on it, worst case is a site goes up and word spreads, giving you incentive to get a van. You could always rent a van for the time being as well.
NoBBiR
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 5:48 AM
QUOTE (Ganador @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 11:25 PM) *
Ok, so the bills are the worst team in the world, just cause they get you so close then blow it like retards. And there fans are insane. I live in buffalo, and went out drinking tonight, and saw someone with a losman jersey on, and remarked on how well of a game he played. Said kid turns around, hits me in the face three times until i wrestle him to the ground and my buddy does a number on his skull. But still, who punches someone in the face for that, only a hick ass buffalo fan. Btw. I have a fat lip and it sucks.


smile.gif
mtdesmoines
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 6:39 AM
QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 5:25 PM) *
waiting for the trip report mtstdemoins

i was there as well got tickets on Saturday luckily in the club section so i could go in the AC when it got too hot and get a full service bar

what a game absolute domination.



Wait a minute. Still rehydrating because I was NOT in the Club Section.

AWESOME display of dominance by the Steelers JV.
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 7:52 AM
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:39 AM) *
Wait a minute. Still rehydrating because I was NOT in the Club Section.

AWESOME display of dominance by the Steelers JV.



did you try the crazy sandwich from Pimienti Bros?
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 7:57 AM
The fact that I'm sitting in a 5-10 game right now suggests that I'm wholly unqualified to give sound advice about NL Texas Hold Them.

EDIT: Especially with Jordan reading this. Jordan, don't get any dumb ideas and jump into the 200-400, please.
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:23 AM
LOL. Looks like I have a roll back on FTP for a bit.

ISAP
Acid_Knight
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:25 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:23 AM) *
LOL. Looks like I have a roll back on FTP for a bit.

ISAP

47 mins and counting?
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:44 AM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:25 AM) *
47 mins and counting?


LOL. I'll be done soon enough. I'm honestly awesome at 100 to 2000 to 0.
tskillz187
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:44 AM
I can't get over how funny that game was last night. Congrats on the insta-roll. Play the 1k MTT tonight. Gotta parlay that bitch
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:46 AM
in this thread can I ask probably the dumbest poker related questions? I have no shame and I can handle you guys laughing at me, I promise.
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:50 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:46 AM) *
in this thread can I ask probably the dumbest poker related questions? I have no shame and I can handle you guys laughing at me, I promise.


Sure. Only unspoken rule about this thread is no serious poker strategy posts.
tskillz187
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:53 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:50 AM) *
Sure. Only unspoken rule about this thread is no serious poker strategy posts.


And then the thread died....
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:54 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 12:44 PM) *
LOL. I'll be done soon enough. I'm honestly awesome at 100 to 2000 to 0.



I just crossed the 2k mark... HDZUP4ROLLZZZ LETS DO IT!~!!
tskillz187
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 8:56 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:46 AM) *
in this thread can I ask probably the dumbest poker related questions? I have no shame and I can handle you guys laughing at me, I promise.


Yes, when a girl walks into the poker room she is 10x hotter than when she is standing directly outside of it.
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:01 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:54 AM) *
I just crossed the 2k mark... HDZUP4ROLLZZZ LETS DO IT!~!!


I'm down! Can we play cross-sites? smile.gif
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:36 AM
okay, here it goes:


can someone explain to me satellites? I guess not really that dumb of a question, I've never played a tournament before.
dms26
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:41 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:36 PM) *
okay, here it goes:
can someone explain to me satellites? I guess not really that dumb of a question, I've never played a tournament before.



Basically it's a way to play in a higher buyin tourney for a fraction of the cost. Say there is a $1000 tourney, they'll run a satellite where everyone puts in $100 and 1 out of every 10 people will get a seat into the $1000 tourney.
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:43 AM
I had a whole bunch of dumb questions but I just got out of a meeting so my idiot juice for the day has been used.

on the plus side, the company I work for just got bought out and they're buying out my stock cool.gif
dms26
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 9:59 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:43 PM) *
I had a whole bunch of dumb questions but I just got out of a meeting so my idiot juice for the day has been used.

on the plus side, the company I work for just got bought out and they're buying out my stock cool.gif



I love meetings, everyone gathers around and does nothing in an attempt to use time more efficiently.
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:03 AM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:59 PM) *
I love meetings, everyone gathers around and does nothing in an attempt to use time more efficiently.



my favorites are the pre or post meetings to discuss the meeting we were supposed to actually attend. I swear I live in Office Space somedays.
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:17 AM
THE STOCK I BOUGHT IS WORTH SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:30 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:17 PM) *
THE STOCK I BOUGHT IS WORTH SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



don't get your hopes up, it is Circles stock bubble_lol.gif


the rumblings I am hearing are that the price difference is $1.65 - so say I have 3000 shares: $4950 and then it's taxed at like 20%, so walk-away with $3960.

should be a nice bankroll or deposit on an engagement ring for Sarah.
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:34 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:30 PM) *
don't get your hopes up, it is Circles stock bubble_lol.gif
the rumblings I am hearing are that the price difference is $1.65 - so say I have 3000 shares: $4950 and then it's taxed at like 20%, so walk-away with $3960.

should be a nice bankroll or deposit on an engagement ring for Sarah.


smile.gif what if I have 47 shares LOL
Andromeda
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:36 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:34 PM) *
smile.gif what if I have 47 shares LOL



77.55 pre-tax, 62.04 walk-away


don't spend it all in one place laugh.gif
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 10:41 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:36 PM) *
77.55 pre-tax, 62.04 walk-away
don't spend it all in one place laugh.gif



I just did it for a GAMBOOOOLL sounds like it worked.
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 11:25 AM
I am bored at work.
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 12:23 PM
Lalalalalala
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 12:25 PM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:23 PM) *
Lalalalalala



Anyone around... ANYONE!!!! alright I am going to go watch HSP, Survivor China, and gorge on pizza.

Peace suckers.
krup24
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 3:25 PM) *
I am bored at work.


left early doctors been playn pokah since 1pm

i shoulda went back to work
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:18 PM
I have had a good poker day.
Acid_Knight
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:46 PM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:18 PM) *
I have had a good poker day.

You up to 3K yet?
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:51 PM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:46 PM) *
You up to 3K yet?


I've won 7 buy ins in less than three hours of play playing almost all short stacks.
Zach6668
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:54 PM
BSTPWYGB
No_Neck
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 1:58 PM
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 5:54 PM) *
BSTPWYGB



hmmm I dunno what that means.
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:00 PM
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:54 PM) *
BSTPWYGB


IPWMTTYTGFY.
Acid_Knight
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:25 PM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 3:00 PM) *
IPWMTTYTGFY.

Imperial Palace Was Meaning To Tell You To Go Fuck Yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Acid_Knight
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:41 PM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 3:25 PM) *
Imperial Palace Was Meaning To Tell You To Go Fuck Yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That has to be right!
Naismith
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:52 PM
*wanted me*
CobaltBlue
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 4:46 PM
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 5:51 AM) *

E-val.

Also, I pretty much hate live poker tournaments. Fold, fold, fold, fold. Push, folds. Fold, fold, fold. Push, call. Lose. Out.
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