Just for the record, tskills will soon not be able to pay anyone on fulltilt, cause he plays 100$ multis with a 300$ roll. And whoever was hating on the bills, Bills and eagles same record, and i will take bills over cowboys on omnday night if anyones interested, not straight up of course.

Spread?

themoose2007(hahahaWPNR) greeksquared(hahahaOBFLOL)

forZACHyou'rewelcome

LOL.

I just ran up an AP account pretty fast. AP = world's easiest NL games.

Anyway, I'm sitting at a 1-2 heads up table and this guy types, "HAI WE PLAY POKER NOW?" At the time, I was playing another table and didn't see and he wrote, "i play fast u play fast ok?" This guy open-folds one hand and when I laughed (because I had the nut low), he said, "this is allowed, no?"

So I come out raising early and one hand, I bump it with with JT and flop top pair on a pretty innocuous board. I bet and he said, "YOU STOP RAISING ME" and sticks it all in (AP plays 200BB buys, so it was ~400). I laughed and folded. Same thing happened a little bit later when I raised with AK and flopped top pair. He sticks it with some retarded speak and I fold.

Slowly, his idiot act and fake foreign speak turned into normal human behavior as his obvious gimmick wasn't working. Turns out, he's a fellow FCP member. In fact, our own Roberts has met him as well:

http://ihaveastrong9.blogspot.com/2007/10/so-tilted.html

Good dude, good player. I told him to come post here. But LOL that people fall for that sort of thing.

yeah that was me

i guess i look like a complete scumbag but it works out so well on Absolute Poker. you can fold out of turn! how can you not take advantage of that?

hey man poker is poker, if you can get them to stick it in drawing dead using a chat box I don't have a problem with that.

It doesn't work when your opponent is a poker-playing prodigy with the Hellmuthian ability to see through your computerized soul!

Just to make sure...

Only TSKidiot and I are in for money in this football pool, correct?

Well bodog is listing the cowboys at -11

I'm poor but, $5 on Stars Cowboys -10?

I'll do that, but I only have money on tilt.

That's fine. I'll enjoy playing 1.2 donkaments on Tilt

NoBBiR on Fulltilt.

SHIP IT!

Easiest $20 I ever made.

OWNED

If Brian Dawkins and Manu Ginobili were friends, my life would be complete.

Tony Parker could've done better, wife-wise.

He couldn't have done much better vagina-wise though.

Who wouldn't hit that?

COLUMBUS DAY ROCKS!!!!!

how about that local sports team eh? Pats keep on dominating and the Sox are in the ALCS - not a bad time to be from New England.


too bad I was raised NL instead of AL :/

not really




the DH is for pussies

last 12 days of playing online. I play gooooot

Of course. She's smoking hot. But she's considerably older than he is and as she's starting to age, he's going to have little NBA groupies running around! Bad idea!

Also, anyone need some AP money for FTP money? I'm not soliciting here. It's just an information-gathering question.

Hollywood marriages never last anyway, he'll trade her in in a few years.

No more cat-related avatar?

nifty, how do I get one of those for myself?

I decided to go with the football trend too, just college style. I'm sure serious cat or lego cat will return in the future.

Three most obnoxious groups of fans:

3: University of Florida fans.
2: Ohio State fans.
1: All female fans.

We'll call this "The Boston Red Sox Honorary Obnoxious Sports Fan List" since Red Sox fans score so high on the obnoxious scale, it would nullify the value of a list due to no other teams qualifying.

Pick a pro team or Zach will ban you.

I have to agree with this. Mainly because people think just because they wear red, go to school here, get shitfaced and make an ass of themselves, they're die hard red sox fans.

farking monkeys...

Worst.Avatar.Ever.

Can't really argue, but it's mostly because they are good every year. Miami and FSU would be at the top of that list if they were good. I'm not a die hard OSU fan, I didn't even go to school there, but my school has no football team so go Bucks.





Zach doesn't know the difference between NCAA and NFL

Crap, you're right.

Yes I do.

Mighty Bucco Bruce in all his piratey-gay glory will be back after this week, but I need to support the alma mater against the #5 ranked USF Bulls.

P.S. I just played trip kings like a master, sloooooooowplaying it into oblivion.

I think it's Bucs. I'm not sure though. Maybe Naismith could tell you, oh wait. His team lost this week so they aren't his team anymore.

He's referring to Ohio State, jackass. The Bucs are always going to be my team and I would throw mighty UCF under the bus in support of Tampa Bay, but it's not often my little school gets to play a top five team, so for one week, they get avatar placement.

In the meantime, I hope you get some girl pregnant.

I knew what he was talking about. I figured since the whole Buc(k) family suck that the fans from all of the teams unite to one losery fraternity.

I think Buffalo won this week. Go Bulls go. (Ra ra).

I hope I get laid too.

Aaaaaaaaand, 8 dollars of rakeback on FTP got as high as 85 before dipping down to its low point of 0. AJ < KJ on a J9x board.

I guess technically, it's at 20 since I paid off a debt with it. Whatever. Poker sucks. Go Knights.

I need Marion Barber to score less than 2.25 points tonight. (.5pts/rec 1 pt/20yds)

This wouldn't be a problem if I started Jennings over Marshall.

L337.



Greg Jennings is a beast.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $50
UTG+1: $73.80
Hero: $124.80
Button: $49.25
SB: $21.30
BB: $60.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A A
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises to $2.5, 3 folds, UTG raises to $6.5, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises to $17.5, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: K 9 5 ($53.25, 3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 is all-in $56.3, Hero calls, UTG calls all-in $32.5.

Turn: A ($198.35, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $150.75, Sidepot 1: $47.6)


River: 8 ($198.35, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $150.75, Sidepot 1: $47.6)


Results:
Final pot: $198.35
UTG+1 showed Kc 9s
Hero showed As Ac
UTG mucks Qd Jh



WEEEEEE TURN SUCKOUT!!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $99.65
UTG+1: $44
CO: $50
Button: $70.85
SB: $80.45
Hero: $67.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with J A
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO (poster) checks, Button folds, SB calls, Hero (poster) checks.

Flop: T 5 8 ($2, 4 players)
SB bets $1.5, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Turn: K ($5, 2 players)
SB bets $3.5, Hero calls.

River: 2 ($12, 2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero raises all-in $62.2, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $136.4
Hero showed Js Ah
SB mucks Kh Tc


don't you just love the call here?


LOL

<3 it.

waiting for the trip report mtstdemoins

i was there as well got tickets on Saturday luckily in the club section so i could go in the AC when it got too hot and get a full service bar

what a game absolute domination.

YAH for running good!!!!!

OHMYGODIBLAMEYOUARGH

NoBBiR

I am Ganador on stars, or WoeUntoMe on full tilt, i beleive you owe me $5

GO BILLS

I'll gladly send you you're money after that game.

5-0 baby.

Nick Folk = my new hero.



Come on, no one is up now to hear my brag about beating a 1-3 team on the last play of the game.

I'm up. That game was hilairous. Throwing on 3rd and 6 with 6 mins left with your rookie QB was pretty stupid. Run the ball make it 5 mins left and two score game. While he was dropping back I was like wow this is stupid.

My buddy had 3pt edge, TO, and Lynch vs Dal K.

GG buddy.