hahahahaha

I was torn between overbet or min reraise to induce push but I figured min reraise could let him get away if he did in fact have overpair. Obv strange bet sizes FTW. Ship it.



Oh but it is, DUCY?

http://www.wired.com/politics/law/magazine...s?currentPage=1

Not sure if any of you chuckers read Paul Phillips' blog, still, but this article is pretty much awesome.

Awesome link dude. (I love copying and pasting it)

That story is hilarious and sad. Also hits right at home for good ol tskillz's family. I'm surprised "Mary/Jess" isn't mother tskillz.

The thing I never understood is why do you make these fake people up... you can't do the nasty with them unless you can meet them...

Also very hilarious

Having lived with someone as delusional and crazy as the people in this story I would say at first its a fantasy to get out of "your" mundane life. Then once they find someone that is just as batshit crazy or someone that is super naive they start talking on phone, etc. Then they come out and are like I'm not 22/hot/rich, I'm actually 52/fat/poor, to which the reply comes "it's okay, I love you." Meaning: So am I.

Then they run away one of them uses the other for money/sex or whatever their goal was then the other comes running back to their old life hoping family doesn't judge them.

So basically they make shit up so that they can get someone to initially talk to them, then they come clean, then they meet, then they are absolutely crazy it doesn't work and they try to crawl back to former life.

I think you misunderstood Neck's question. What he meant was, "How can I make up someone and get away with it?"

Well then, no worries No Neck, your story needs very little consistency, believeability, or creativity, these people _want_ out. So get to it!

Hmm sounds like you might know a little TOO much about this.....

What's your FTP name?

HINT: he isn't that creative.


Also yes I would like to do dirty things to a 17 year old with mental problems.... ahhhh highschool

<--------- High School Social Studies teacher next yr

What is this country coming to when degenerate gamblers can teach our children....


Also just watching the Little League World Series and they described the pitcher as "a tall drink of water with leverage"

You're teh gay.

Naismith.

Dont think I've played you haha. Stakes?

Standard.

Yeah and wtf tskillz - You're going to teach our children the history of the World Series of Poker? OVER MY DEAD BODY.
Actually, that would be rather amazing. Go teach our youth how not to practice bankroll management and put their whole roll on double zero.

I JUST GOT STACKED 36 TIMES IN ONE SPIN BABY.

Look, I'm not teaching anyone shit. I just want to look at hot high school babes and get paid for it. Whether that be in Vegas near casinos or in NC near the ocean I don't really care.

Can everyone please chime in regarding North Carolina vs. Las Vegas as a place for a young guy to live?

There's only one right answer here.

Are you really thinking about moving to North Carolina? Why?

He's talking about Tskilz

Anyway, I *will* say that the "Vegas lifestyle" in the past has been rumored to make Vegas a tough place to live. However, I *do* hear these days that it's just like any other city, only it happens to have a huge casino district in the middle of it.

Acid Knight would be able to tell you about it.

Yeah any and all opinions on living in NC or Vegas would be nice.

I had a buddy who lived in NC for a while. He liked it, but then he moved to San Diego and he likes that better for some reason.

Yeah all I hear are great things about San Diego. Not as easy for me to get a job there though. The easiest places for me to get a job are in NC, Vegas, South Texas, Chicago... and probably a few others. I pretty much narrowed it down to NC and Vegas, though I enjoy Chicago.

I'll do that for ya.

I *love* Chicago. If I were young and single, I'd be tempted to go there and live. But it takes a ton of $$$$$ to properly enjoy the city.

San Diego is supposed to be fantastic.

Las Vegas is the greatest place on earth, even with its high level of Acidknighticity.

Las Vegas I think would be a fine place to live as long as you can control the your degenerate impulses. Also I bet the schools are well funded since the casinos must pay boat loads of money for taxes.

True. When we did a city-wide rennovation project for our local schools, everyone said we had to go see the schools in Vegas. And the assets of the Las Vegas schools are beyond world-class. ACTUALLY, if you're going to teach, that should be a HUGE enticement ... the school facilities and funding are magnificent. I don't know about the actual work of teaching there ... how it goes, ie: the kids ...

Yesterday = best day online. Today = worst day. I am now only up .5 buyins over 48hrs.
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I'm sorry we're talking about me now.

Vegas being state of the art would be a big enticement, I really don't know how accurate that is, I haven't heard either way on it. Where I would be teaching in NC is def not state of art. My salary would prob be 10-12k more in Vegas but it def doesn't go as far. Obv assuming poker would supplement my income, but I could do it online if need be.

I live in NY now so NC is semi-close to family and same time zone etc.

Lol, sorry. If only I had any sort of a clue about America's geography/schooling systems.
Being close to family would be a big thing for me. But in the UK you're always close to your family since England is smaller than your average state...

Who are you kidding you are going to Vegas and you know it...


Sorry Stupidkid, I have found my best day usually is followed by my worst day.

After a really good day I feel like a poker god, then I try calling an allin on the river with 55 on a KJ89T board, and I slowly come to the realization I am a donkey...

Very nice re-steal.

I think there are relatively inexpensive/decent places to live in Vegas. But you have to ask the locals ... they populate this board all over.

I agree with looking at hot high school babes all day in vegas or NC would be pretty much a dream job.

I'd probably go with Vegas though because after looking at hot high school babes all day and getting paid for it, you could go over to the Rhino and look at hot porn star strippers all night and spend your hard earned money.

And you'd know that in 6 months half the hot high school babes in the senior class will be showgirls, strippers or escorts. And, importantly, 18 and out of school. Go to Vegas and perv your little heart out.

I feel like this would be a huge pitfall for locals! Luckily I've never been to a strip club, I feel they aren't my thing. (Insert know how I know you're gay line here)

Desmoines is right, I really need input from locals there, which I will do, this decision won't be completely made until July probably, and I'm (hoping) planning to be in Vegas for most of June to check it out.

I'm also not leaning towards Vegas at all, its completely away from all friends and family, which is semi-important. However I don't think I'd have a problem making friends and with a teacher's schedule there is always a lot of time to come back to family. It's a tough decision that I'll think about over the year and I'll visit both places.

Everyone that knows me that has been to Vegas says I'd love it. I'm not a big city guy though, I'm very much a townie. I'm not outdoorsy or country, just like being in a semi small town place where you know a decent amount of the people you live with.

Heh, I mean it sounds great in theory, but could I live doing that?!? That's cool for a month or two but then would become unfulfilling. Not that I'm lookin to start a family or have a serious girl anytime soon but maybe 5 years down the road. I don't wanna be stuck somewhere that I can't have a future at.

I'm not trying to talk you into it, but at least you know that there are direct flights all the time.

And, live in one of those big, gated apartment complexes and get to know some people. You can make anyplace you live a community if you want to.

Don't go all deep on me. It ruins the forum. K? Thanks.

K.

Let's talk about this hand.

first hand of SNG

Hero: 77 UTG + 1 UTG pot raises to 105 hero calls, button calls, sb calls.

Flop JdQd7h

Checks to me I bet 2/3 pot, button fold, SB calls, pf raiser check minraises me, I flat call, sb pushes, pf check raiser insta calls, is this a tough decision?

nope ALLIN!!!!

Blah. I never fold sets in sngs, esp considering the drawyness of the QdJd....meh. I can't fold sets b/c ISAP.

It's a set ... this is the NL strat forum, where we don't fold sets, we invite chips into the pot.

Yeah I instacalled.

Flop 7hJdQd

Me: 77
SB: JQ
PFR: QK

Turn 7JQK

River 7JQKQ

YAY.

NH

That's what happens to me about 1/2 the time I flop a set, welcome to NoBBiR town; Population: us. Let's see if anyone catches this:

BBIBAWFIDTS

And I see nothing unfulfilling about banging hot 18 year old strippers that you taught the ways of history too. At best I can think of only one better profession; Being Phil Laak O_O.

1. I'm not even close: Bad Beat I... B... A... W... Forum Is Down The Street ... Nah. Not going to get it.

2. If the prospect of banging 18 year olds who were "completely off limits" just a short time ago doesn't turn you on ... then you just don't get turned on

EDIT: Don’t Stand so Close to me:

Young teacher the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her there’s longing
This girl is an open page
Book marking she’s so close now
This girl is half his age
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop she’s waiting
His car is warm and dry
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
Loose, talk, in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
Its no use he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me

I have to say, sometimes I agree with you and sometimes I disagree with you, but other times, like now, I really, really agree with you.