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NoBBiR
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007, 8:12 PM) *
Well, Cadillac had his leg ripped off. Really, not much he could do about it, other than not have it get ripped off. I highly recommend everyone grab Earnest Graham if they can in their fantasy league. Runs hard, he does.

Don't ever trust a fantasy league where no one talks trash at the draft.

Also, everyone read Cobalt's post!

EDIT: By the way, Scientologists have a huge presence near me and they're very friendly. If you ever need directions, they're quite eager to help.


Yeah, the hit cady took was gruesome.

And I already signed Earnest Graham in most of my leagues, he looks like a solid replacement. smile.gif
krup24
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007, 8:22 PM) *
Promise me you will NEVER do that again.
down 11 up 7 jesus man. you playing 6 max now or full ring?


if you give me locks of the year i'll take em icon_biggrin.gif

and I'm playing full ring and I play pretty TAG, just sick. I had lost 10ish all in pots in a row when i was 80% or better to win when the money went in. it was so sick. then i ship you ur allowance and BAM 7 buyin upswing.
No_Neck
QUOTE (krup24 @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 7:46 AM) *
if you give me locks of the year i'll take em icon_biggrin.gif

and I'm playing full ring and I play pretty TAG, just sick. I had lost 10ish all in pots in a row when i was 80% or better to win when the money went in. it was so sick. then i ship you ur allowance and BAM 7 buyin upswing.


I think your money is dirty. I played for 4 hours against an 84/40/2 and then this hand comes up.


Donkey raises to $3 with like $80 behind, I call in the SB with JTo couple other people call.

Flop is 8 9 T

I check he bets 4 two others call, I raise to $20 he is the only caller.

Turn 89T (Q)

He instapushes for his remaining stack, I instacall figuring he has a J

River 89TQ(Q)

He turns over 88 for the boat....

The thing that really annoyed me about the hand is the instapush after the obv straight draw hits. THat hand would have put me even for the night icon_doh.gif
tskillz187
Ronde and Tiki highlights
Naismith
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 9:27 AM) *


FYP (I think, I'm not good with links)
tskillz187
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 9:30 AM) *
FYP (I think, I'm not good with links)


I watched the whole link. McNabb used to be accurate and elusive?
Scott3705
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 8:27 AM) *

For the most part all I see is him flailing around like a smaller/less talented version of Ray Lewis and blindside hits to quarterbacks.
dms26
QUOTE (NoBBiR @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 12:11 AM) *



well now he gets to practice his long snapping stance in the showers
tskillz187
QUOTE (Scott3705 @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 9:38 AM) *
For the most part all I see is him flailing around like a smaller/less talented version of Ray Lewis and blindside hits to quarterbacks.


Yeah.

Except he's a safety.

And the only safety in the past 10 years to froce 25 fumbles and have 25 interceptions.

And he's jacked as all get out. I was watching his pregame workouts, he soooooooo big it's insane.

I hate safeties that hit like Ray but can cover and blindside QBs with all those safety blitzes he gets.
Naismith
Okay, you bad influences...

I'm going to play for the second day in a row. I blame all of you.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 2:01 PM) *
Okay, you bad influences...

I'm going to play for the second day in a row. I blame all of you.



WIN
dms26
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 2:01 PM) *
Okay, you bad influences...

I'm going to play for the second day in a row. I blame all of you.



I've played once in the past 2-3 weeks, a $10 SNG. I won $30 /brag post
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 10:01 AM) *
Okay, you bad influences...

I'm going to play for the second day in a row. I blame all of you.


I had my first bad night in two months the night you played for the first time.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Re-retire, please.
Naismith
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 4:07 PM) *
I had my first bad night in two months the night you played for the first time.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Re-retire, please.




DAY 2:

SHIIIIIIP IT

I'm going to sleep in a bed of cash tonight!
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 5:06 PM) *
DAY 2:

SHIIIIIIP IT

I'm going to sleep in a bed of cash tonight!


LOL ... I'm taking the week off.


The fact that I'm going to see a premier college/pro football twin bill in a place with virtually no poker at all has nothing to do with it.
tskillz187
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 9:29 PM) *
LOL ... I'm taking the week off.
The fact that I'm going to see a premier college/pro football twin bill in a place with virtually no poker at all has nothing to do with it.


MDM there is a new bored at work thread. One in which naismuith isnt alowed to post.

Anf i onblyu post in here really drunk now.

But its the trhead that acid knight made saying something about naismithys hand.

PS he didnt post a hdan and we all hate him

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No_Neck
me and fellow FCPer Timwakefield are going to FOXWOODS ON SATURDAY!!!! OOOOOO THE WONDER OF IT ALL!!!!!
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (krup24 @ Tuesday, September 25th, 2007, 5:45 PM) *
Definitely Drink in the South Side, Take the Incline to Mt Washington and eat up there at the Lamont or Tin Angel (reservations) and go to Station Square also on the south Side, there are a ton of good places to eat and drink there as well

Go dawntown to the strip and get a wholeys fish swich or primantis, again drink

Market square is fun as well which is also downtown, bunch of bars in a big square

Club Erotica is the best strip club and its located in Mckees Rocks, 10 mins from city, strip clubs downtown suck even though there are like 5 of them

Gateway clipper rides are a decent time as well and based out of station square

I will remember more things if ur into museums or stuff like that I can give you bunch

Obv tailgate with the BEST FANS IN THE COUNTRY

Where are your seats?



BTW, thanks again. Trip starts tomorrow.
krup24
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 9:47 AM) *
BTW, thanks again. Trip starts tomorrow.


no prob have a good time
krup24
i'm running bad again i'm starting to lose my hair

PokerStars Game #12432856392: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/04 - 13:34:17 (ET)
Table 'Aglaja IV' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 3: SniperG ($35 in chips)
Seat 4: krupnugz ($131.70 in chips)
Seat 5: alcswab ($398.10 in chips)
Seat 6: BlueDevils09 ($136.90 in chips)
Seat 7: egon19 ($105.25 in chips)
Seat 8: PokerRood ($139.60 in chips)
Seat 9: happyhemper ($69.15 in chips)
Bigbelly6 will be allowed to play after the button
SniperG: posts small blind $0.50
krupnugz: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to krupnugz [Kd Qd]
alcswab: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $3 to $4
egon19: folds
PokerRood: calls $4
happyhemper: folds
SniperG: folds
krupnugz: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Kh Qc Qs]
krupnugz: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $10
PokerRood: folds
krupnugz: calls $10
*** TURN *** [Kh Qc Qs] [2d]
krupnugz: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $22
krupnugz: calls $22
*** RIVER *** [Kh Qc Qs 2d] [2h]
krupnugz: bets $48
BlueDevils09: raises $48 to $96
krupnugz said, "wow sick cooler if u have KK"
krupnugz said, "QK"
krupnugz: calls $47.70 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlueDevils09: shows [2s 2c] (four of a kind, Deuces)
krupnugz: mucks hand
BlueDevils09 collected $264.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $267.90 | Rake $3
Board [Kh Qc Qs 2d 2h]
Seat 3: SniperG (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: krupnugz (big blind) mucked [Kd Qd]
Seat 5: alcswab folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BlueDevils09 showed [2s 2c] and won ($264.90) with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 7: egon19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: PokerRood folded on the Flop
Seat 9: happyhemper (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Zach6668
omg that's absolutely ridiculous.
No_Neck
that is really gross, I think Pokerstars seems to punish people that slow play.


RIGGED
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 10:53 AM) *
omg that's absolutely ridiculous.

Shenanigans!!!

Not really. It's times like these that I'm glad that I buzz my hair.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 1:59 PM) *
Shenanigans!!!

Not really. It's times like these that I'm glad that I buzz my hair.


I am going to have to soon, because I am not going to be the guy with a comb over.
krup24
k i feel better now i got him back big and in about 4 other moderate pots. i used the way he played those twos and that is why i played this slow. i dodged a ton of his outs though.

PokerStars Game #12433314501: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/04 - 14:04:12 (ET)
Table 'Industria II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: krupnugz ($155.35 in chips)
Seat 2: kyuhl ($56.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Nashorn ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: amazinmets73 ($98 in chips)
Seat 8: BlueDevils09 ($116.85 in chips)
Seat 9: johnno4 ($116.75 in chips)
kyuhl: posts small blind $0.50
Nashorn: posts big blind $1
egon19: sits out
REKNOZ: sits out
SetzerMason: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to krupnugz [Ks Kc]
amazinmets73: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $3 to $4
johnno4: folds
krupnugz: calls $4
kyuhl: calls $3.50
Nashorn: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 5h 8s]
kyuhl: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $10
krupnugz: calls $10
kyuhl: calls $10
*** TURN *** [Td 5h 8s] [6d]
kyuhl: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $35
krupnugz: raises $106.35 to $141.35 and is all-in
kyuhl: calls $42.60 and is all-in
BlueDevils09: calls $67.85 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Td 5h 8s 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlueDevils09: shows [8d 7d] (a pair of Eights)
krupnugz: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)
krupnugz collected $120.50 from side pot
kyuhl: mucks hand
krupnugz collected $167.80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $291.30 Main pot $167.80. Side pot $120.50. | Rake $3
Board [Td 5h 8s 6d 2h]
Seat 1: krupnugz (button) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($288.30) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: kyuhl (small blind) mucked [7s 7c]
Seat 3: Nashorn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: amazinmets73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BlueDevils09 showed [8d 7d] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 9: johnno4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
No_Neck
QUOTE (krup24 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:15 PM) *
k i feel better now i got him back big and in about 4 other moderate pots. i used the way he played those twos and that is why i played this slow. i dodged a ton of his outs though.

awesome HH


shouldn't you be at work? Same bet as last week? I take the pats and you take whomever you want?
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 11:01 AM) *
I am going to have to soon, because I am not going to be the guy with a comb over.

How old are you?
No_Neck
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:39 PM) *
How old are you?


24 sad.gif
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 11:41 AM) *
24 sad.gif

Ok, that's about what I thought. I suddenly realized that you might be a creepy 35-40 year old lurking the forums, but that I had no idea. That is in no way intended to offend David Nicoson and in every way intended to offend mtdesmoines. smile.gif The rest of you 35-40 year olds can check with me on a case by case basis.

PS - Nate, it's time to get your Patriots avatar and join the cool people club.
tskillz187
The cool people club is a club of one person.

Hint - they have Bdawk avatars.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 11:45 AM) *
The gay people club is a club of one person.

Hint - they have Bdawk avatars.

It'd been a while since I took a stab at that aspect of your life.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:42 PM) *
PS - Nate, it's time to get your Patriots avatar and join the cool people club.


I will as soon as I find one worthy. The new pat sucks though, I need to find an old one.
Temporary Nuts
You do realize just because of this post BDawk will be traded straight up for Toomer.
Jordan
h
tskillz187
QUOTE (Temporary Nuts @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 11:59 AM) *
You do realize just because of this post BDawk will be traded straight up for Toomer.


Then I'll be a Giants fan.

Acid - what has it been couple days or so?
Naismith
Go Bucs.

Next time Jordan visits strat without contributing strategy content, I'm posting his cell phone number for everyone to crank call repeatedly.
Jordan
QUOTE (Naismith @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 12:56 PM) *
Go Bucs.

Next time Jordan visits strat without contributing strategy content, I'm posting his cell phone number for everyone to crank call repeatedly.


two can play that game, bitch.

oh, and isn't it "prank"?

- Jordan
Naismith
QUOTE (Jordan @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 1:58 PM) *
two can play that game, bitch.

oh, and isn't it "prank"?

- Jordan


Hi.
tskillz187
QUOTE (Jordan @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 1:58 PM) *
two can play that game, bitch.

oh, and isn't it "prank"?

- Jordan


People that say crank are idiots.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 1:44 PM) *
Then I'll be a Giants fan.

Acid - what has it been couple days or so?

You don't have the devotion to be a Giants fan. Lots of bad endings there my friend. LOTS of em.
Naismith
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:03 PM) *
People that say crank are idiots.


YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE IDIOT!
tskillz187
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:05 PM) *
You don't have the devotion to be a Giants fan. Lots of bad endings there my friend. LOTS of em.


This coming from the guy that doesn't watch nationally televised games, but can't miss House.

QUOTE (Naismith @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:05 PM) *
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE IDIOT!


I think this post is one of your better ones. So out of character that I enjoyed it.

Well done.









Idiot.
tskillz187
Just for Acid...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the WEEKEND BITCHES!!!!
Zach6668
wtf is a weekend?
Andromeda
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:57 PM) *
I will as soon as I find one worthy. The new pat sucks though, I need to find an old one.




few options for you sir...

http://www.sportslogos.net/images/Football/NFL/NE_896.gif

http://www.conigliofamily.com/images/PatriotsPlaque.jpg


those are the only alternate ones I could find...I can't believe I'm that bored that I found them for you.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:12 PM) *
This coming from the guy that doesn't watch nationally televised games, but can't miss House.

I watched part of it! I was busy trying not to accidentally impregnate my girlfriend.

As for House, well, you just can't miss that kind of thing.

Oh, and go **** yourself weekend boy! I think i gotta work this weekend too.
tskillz187
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:24 PM) *
wtf is a weekend?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2j4OZDPJNA

Sugar, Water, and Purple.
NoBBiR
QUOTE (Jordan @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 12:36 PM) *
h

QUOTE (Jordan @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 12:58 PM) *
two can play that game, bitch.

oh, and isn't it "prank"?

- Jordan


Isn't it "hi?"


QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, October 4th, 2007, 2:00 PM) *


I want some apple drink... It's greeeeeeeeeeen.
Ganador
Actaully mr tskillz, the wtf is "insert term here" began long before dave chappelles special, i believe it was firgst made popular in the film jay and silent bob strike back. Where jay uses the line, "what the **** is the internet"

and if you are gonna put up some dave chappelle, it should def be from "killing them softly" funniest stand up ever.
tskillz187
I own killing them softly and everyone in the world knows all of those jokes.

And this joke is hilarious.
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