Donovan McNabb makes Drew Bledsoe look fleet of foot.

Flat calling with the second nuts on a super safe board = leet.

I had a hand like that happen to me against the biggest donk I've ever seen live. 200 max 1/2, I have 56hh, call a raise on the button, donkey calls from BB. Flop comes K65, Donkey checks, PFR bets 3/4 pot, I raise to 70, donkey flats, PFR (who is the best player at the table) folds pocket aces and shows his friend (and me accidentally). Turn is a 6, donkey bets $35 and looks away like he's complete disinterested and I puke and shove for about 80 more and he looks back and asks how much it is, counts it out, thinks for a minute, rubs his forehead and calls with K6. FUN FUN

Okay, time to summarize the thoughts of the day.

First, TSkillz is a buffoon. I will get back to this.

Second, if anyone needs to place a football bet with a bookie willing to take online bets, I don't necessarily know someone, but maybe you should contact me because, were it not illegal, I might.

Third, the Bucs are awesome. They are clearly the second best team in the NFC, about a billion miles behind the Cowboys.

Fourth, the Eagles are a joke. Not your typical, choke artist joke Eagles. They're just bad all over the place.

Fifth, TSkillz thinks Westbrook has had a more productive career than Tiki. Anyone who wants to compare the stats, here are the links. You can laugh with me at what a know-nothing homer he is:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/WestBr00.htm

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/BarbTi00.htm

Sixth, in a weekly NFL pick pool, I can't imagine a scenario where I don't win every week against you jokers.

Jeff Garcia is a f4gg0t. No team can be good with a quarterback that practices "snaps" in his freetime.
Cowboys haven't had a decent test. They've played all terrible teams.
NFC belongs to the pack.

I said Wesbrook is more productive than Barber was. Obv Barber's longer career is better right now.

I also said I'd rather have had Westbrook in the past 3 years. I stand by it.

I also said Westbrook will be in the HoF, and I stand by that too, douchey.

I pretty much disagree with every post you've ever made.

Also, Garcia's wife is smoking hot.

LOL at Zach getting banned from Vegas by the IP.

Can't really say I disagree.



God - you have no idea how much I'd like my legs broken after I can't come up with a few extra thousand.



I can agree with this.



I can certainly agree with this.



I think in the end Westbrook may end up having a better career but until he starts to completely carry a team like Barber did the last three years of his career, I can't agree with T here.



So tomorrow night I might have money on stars. DO YOU HAVE A GAMBOOOOOOOOOOL IN MIND FOR NEXT WEEK?



I love how this is going to be all I hear until week 6, but I love how Pats fans don't get to hear it even though they've only played one decent team - the chargers - who are playing terrible football.

Will you be sufficiently convinced enough to jump on the "Make Tony Romo the Pope" bandwagon if we beat the Pats? We already destroyed the Bears defense BEFORE they were all hurt (we injured 2/3 of them), what more do you want?

Can someone explain to me how this man:


IS BANGING THIS HOT EX-PLAYMATE:









WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
IS IT THE LITTLE RAT-LIKE BEADY EYES?
HALP!

How bout them Giants

lol huh?

Truth. I'm just not sufficiently convinced they're "miles" ahead of everyone. People are comparing them to Aikman's team... Romo is no Aikman, Barber is no Smith, and T.O. is certainly no Irvin. Whitten is still the best offensive weapon they have...



If they beat the Pats it won't be because Romo is a great quarterback. He just needs to play solid mistake free football to beat the NY Yankees of football... trying to be a hero will lose that game.

Naismith is straight and a great poker player.



And it's a crime to all straight men in America.

I just want to say that:

Giants>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eagles

And Cobalt is awesome at teh pokering in donkaments.

You aren't even a fan! You didn't watch the game!!!!!!

Can't wait to have my healthy team back in week 6.

Edit: Cobalt, Naismith said that you told him if you got in the top 90 you were going to throw a pizza party for NL strat. I'm not sure how you did, but I request that said party is held in Brockport. If held in Brockport, I prefer it to be held at my house, in my basement, so that I don't have to move much. Thanks in advance.

Obv the party is in Vegas, and Naismith is flying all of us down.

Will there be wings? I need wings.

Thanks Naismith and Cobalt for making this a great community, xoxo

The party will obv be in Vegas.

Vegas or Brockport? Vegas or Brockport?

There's a dilemma.

I fell asleep during the stupid hour-long break. Oh well.

LOL. The opposite of each doesn't offend me, though everyone here knows I've retired from poker and Zach could tell you a story about a Vegas hook...

Wait, I've said too much.

Good to know you're not offended... but you had to know it was coming with your perfect setup.

This group of strat clowns is generally not clever enough to put handle any kind of setup!

I can't wait for the "you have been transfered $40 from Krup" email. It will brighten my morning tomorrow.

Fans Sue Pats

what do you guys think of this? I personally hate lawsuits like this but I have a feeling all you haters are going to love it.

Stupid.

I hate everything to with the court system. If someone screws me over on a contract or a lease, I don't go to court over that. This seems really stupid to me.

On the other hand, if I join the class action suit, they'll do all the work and I will reap the rewards. Hmmmm.

I'm gonna have to say no here

2004-06
Barber 5040 yds rushing, 1573 receiving and 31 TD's
Westbrook 2646 yds rushing, 2018 receiving and 27 TD's

Barber has done that with not much at QB

Westbrook might be a future HOF but I'll take Barber.




yes, yes she is




The Pats might be in the one of the worst divisions of all time, talk about an easy 6 wins. They are a damn good team but how about a little competition?




just because

I have a strong dislike for the Pats...

but this is way over the top. If this holds up in any court I'll puke. We already have enough garbage from the Vick and OJ issues... why do people want to add to tarnishing the NFL? Besides... it's not like the Jets are good. And they already lost a first round draft pick... that's huge punishment already.

Crap.

My buddy just convinced me to go play poker.

This is going to be a bad day.

gogogogogogo!

I hate lawsuits like this, they are such a waste of time and money. It's obvious the guy just likes to be a pain in the ass.

that was shorter than a George Foreman retirement

uh oh Naismith is going to be liquidating places in southern florida any second now...

Okay, you degenerates. You should all get jobs!

You've negatively influenced me and now I am off to play poker. I promise at least one actual strat post when I get back and maybe, just maybe my first positive contribution since June-ish.

Also, Neck, fold bottom set, you donk.

now that was just hurtful

I hope you noticed that, despite my status as a former poker player, I called both opponents' hands!

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE RESULTS BASED THINKING BAHHHH!!!!!

LOL. For the record, I probably go broke with AT on that hand, calling two all ins.

I think I inspired you from our chat last night, go out there and be somebody!

Oh, and pick Brockport. This place rocks. No need for prostitutes, I know mad sluts.

In the biblical sense.

We haven't gone to play yet. My buddy is still waiting for his disability check to arrive in the mail so he has his buyins.

Sometimes, poker makes me smile.

Sometimes poker makes me suicidal, other times I'm indifferent to life.

This game makes me so happy.

Wonder why Zach locked up that new exciting Strat post about Queens vs AQ. I was so looking forward to flaming it.

If you had a goldfish...

is there a way get it high?

He locked it for evidence that I'm a douchebag

My ban sense is tingling.

I think the pass/fail thing actually worked rather well in the case of that post. Now just go spread cheer and give someone's post a great big



PASS.

Sportbetting is the devil and no i'm not talking about the $20 (soon to be $40) I owe no neck.

Losing 11 buyins in 1K hands is no fun either.

Building a desk/workstation with a hutch and file cabinet and 796 pieces of hardware is not a fun way to spend the weekend.

Losing to the sucky azz AZ Cards is not positive.

I also am having severe allergy headaches.

Hmmmmmmmmmm at least work is almost over

and for my final sports bet of the week (with the bookie). I'm going to try and get even with all of it on the over in tonites game.

I know a few biblical sluts myself. It must just be the mass of them in New York State.



Wow, I need to go on disability.

CHASE YOUR LOSSES, GJ.

11 buyins in 1k hands that is GROSSSSSSSSSSSS

I would bet the farm on the Pats, it is a lock...