FMP

trust me I understand It is sooo nice to wake up at noon.

$5 shipped to 'natethegreek', no quads yesterday .

I will give you 2-1 on a straight flush today

I will give 4:1 against two pair, but it can't be bottom two.

what if one pair is on the board?

That's fine, but only if the pair on the board contains only black cards (that's where I get my edge).

SHIPIT!


Krup i will take New England at minus -7 and you can pick the other game any NFL game this week.

Bodog sports has GB -3 at even money and you can parlay this! Take advantage of it while this line is open! Minnesota sucks!

I only sports bet with Krup though...

Quit controlling your addictions and DOOOO EEEEEETTTT

LOL if I had all the money that I bet on "sure things" I wouldn't be hanging with you people

231 New England Patriots -7½
232 Cincinnati Bengals +7½

205 Oakland Raiders +4
206 Miami Dolphins -4

NE is at -7.5 from Bodog and WSEX, I will take Miami -4 as my pick

We doing $20 each or $10 each or $15 each (your choice)?

since New England is a lock and I am freeeeerolllin $20 beans.

booked, you'll be jumping limits in no time

Of all the least sure things... Picking a team that Trent Greene is quarterbacking to win, no less beat a spread? Please send this horrific pick through a PM . Yes it's the Raiders... but it's the friggin dolphins.


Now watch me butcher this parlay horribly:


5 Team Parlay #86488808
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 4
(207) Houston Texans -3 Sun@1:00p
Competitor: (208) Atlanta Falcons
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 4
(209) Baltimore Ravens -4 Sun@1:00p
Competitor: (210) Cleveland Browns
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 4
(211) Chicago Bears -3 (-105) Sun@1:00p
Competitor: (212) Detroit Lions
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 4
(213) Green Bay Packers -3 (EVEN) Sun@1:00p
Competitor: (214) Minnesota Vikings
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 4
(223) Pittsburgh Steelers -6½ Sun@4:15p
Competitor: (224) Arizona Cardinals

Bet the Bucs! Sure thing!

Sure thing for what? A push?

Clever!

lol three weeks we will be headup4rollz

We were on the the semester system by the time I started. My first fall semester was 18 hours. In the spring, I took 21. In the summer, I took 20. That next fall, I took 22, so I was already a junior by credit hours at that point. I think I ended up finishing school with just over 240. Takes about 120 for most degrees.


Same problem here.


Quite. I've already gone through the archives once, but I'll probably be doing it again to post some of my favorites.

I need to go win a freeroll so I can make heads up 4 rollz sports bets.

Naismith is currently winning the bidding to talk to DN for an hour on the phone. I don't know if that's cool or embarrassing, but it is a fact.

Also, if someone puts a huge bid down, like 10K, and no one else overbids, that person can just not pay and the 2nd highest bidder (Naismith) will automatically win. So who wants to put their reputation on the line to ensure that Naismith can have his hour long ass kissing session?

As you all know by now, Cobalt and I have some serious personal issues, mainly based around his huge ego and dismissive, holier-than-thou attitude.

Tonight, we've added a new, very important topic to see eye-to-not-eye about. We were debating the offensiveness of the following movies:


South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut vs. Superbad


To everyone who has seen both, which movie is more offensive? Everyone who has seen each movie and answers, Cobalt will send you 12 dollars on Mansion Poker.

FYP

boooooooooooooooooooo, go Bulls



called it

Dude, Bulls looked great tonight until they got too conservative at the end.

UCF is going to destroy them. TOP 25 GOLDEN KNIGHTS!

the offense scares me, but the defense played so good. I think I'm hopping on the Bulls bandwagon

This is close

I would have to chose South Park

I haven't seen Super bad or South Park

Not eligible for Mansion payment.

So gross that I didn't take you up on that.

Obviously when we bet on the quads the best hand I saw all day was like two pair, but yesterday I hit a straight flush and then quads later on...ha!

And yes, they were both in nlhe .

1 Houston > Atlanta
2 Jets > Buffalo
3 Baltimore > Cleveland
4 Dallas > Rams
5 DETROIT > CHICAGO
6 Oakland > Miami
7 Tampa > Carolina
8 Green Bay > Minnesota
9 Seattle > San Fran
10 Pittsburgh > Cardinals
11 Indy > Denver
12 SD > Chiefs
13 Philly > Giants
14 NE > Bengals

MONEY IN THE BANK.

If I go 14 for 14 will someone give me money for being cool?

Tournament - 7 Card Stud High-Low - Level II (20/40), Ante 4, Bring-In 6 (converter)

Hero: 3,150
Seat 2: 1,584
Seat 3: 1,745
Seat 4: 1,223
Seat 5: 1,261
Seat 6: 1,434
Seat 7: 1,446
Seat 8: 1,434

3rd Street - (1.60 SB)

Hero: Q A T ___raises___calls
Seat 2: xx xx 8 ___raises
Seat 3: xx xx Q ___calls
Seat 4: xx xx T ___folds
Seat 5: xx xx A ___folds
Seat 6: xx xx J ___folds
Seat 7: xx xx 9 ___folds
Seat 8: xx xx 6 ___brings-in___folds

4th Street - (7.90 SB)

Hero: Q A T J ___bets
Seat 2: xx xx 8:club: 6:club:___calls
Seat 3: xx xx Q:heart: 5:club:___checks___calls

5th Street - (5.45 BB)

Hero: Q A T J K ___bets
Seat 2: xx xx 8 6 4 ___calls
Seat 3: xx xx Q 5 2 ___calls

6th Street - (8.45 BB)

Hero: Q A T J K 2 ___bets
Seat 2: xx xx 8 6 4 3 ___folds
Seat 3: xx xx Q 5 2 5 ___checks___calls

River - (10.45 BB)

Hero: Q A T J K 2 6 ___bets
Seat 3: xx xx Q 5 2 5 xx___checks___calls

Total pot: (12.45 BB)

Villain shows down A 4 Q 5 2 5 7 and takes half of the pot with a smooth seven...

Rail call Daniel and Chris Moneymaker side by side in the 5k WCOOP Horse event on stars!

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Blah!
Nevermind that didn't last too long - they're both out

I just played a hand so bad in the FT $55 50k that it makes me want to cry. Meh, had a good stack getting deepish too, sigh.

ONE TIME CULLPEPPER ONE TIME!!@!@@%#@!@

Those two games have raped my parlays this week... they're not over yet, but they're over

Go GB! Don't make me cash in another freeroll for sports betting money... it's painful.

Oh, yeah, and if u want money for being able to get 12 games right... just put a dollar down on a parlay each week... your odds are usually like 2500:1

Good plan.

Naismith has once again let his talking back himself into a corner. We are going to bet $20/week on picking NFL games. We will pick every game for the week and pick just the winners, no point spreads. To avoid ties, we will put total points for the Monday Night Football game.

Ordinarily I would just take my $20 allowance happily, but because Naismith is such a donk I wanted to publically embarass him. Picks must be posted in this thread on Saturdays before the games. Also, the money will be transferred on Tilt.

I actually made the thread because I wanted to see if any other BAW (bored at work) posters wanted to be part of this? So if you want in just say so and then post your picks on Saturday. Winner take all I'm assuming.

Oh, an GO EAGLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

there goes the neighborhood

I need to get some money on stars for sports bets. FIND ME A EUROPEAN! GODDAMN SAFE PORT ACT.

Full Tilt, not stars!

WHAT!!!??? THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND!!!! man..

Seriously man. Can we stop at the In and Out Burger on the way? Those are good burgers.

seriously there is just nothing even close in New England to the wonderfulness that is the In and Out burger. I need to move to California, I don't know what I am waiting for.

Anyone catch the Tony Romo show on the bad snap today? Can we just anoint him pope already?

Flash in the pan, he is mentally weeeeak

Mentally weak enough to go to the pro bowl for the next 10 years. I can't wait until the Cowboys dismantle the pats in two weeks . That is if Belichick can avoid writing the answers to the test on a gum wrapper during the game





I love how when I start McNabb he gets sacked 8 times in three quarters and can't throw a TD and when I sit him he throws for 350 yards on less than 20 passes and 3 tds. What a d-bag.

running decent WEEEEEEEEEEE


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $48
UTG+1: $46.60
CO: $151.65
Hero: $68.65
SB: $52.40
BB: $50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 5 5
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.5, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 7 T 5 ($6.5, 4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $1, CO raises to $2.5, Hero calls, SB raises to $4, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: Q ($22.5, 4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets $5, Hero raises to $19.5, SB calls, UTG+1 folds, CO calls.

River: 3 ($81, 3 players)
SB is all-in $27.4, CO calls, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $163.2
CO showed Qs Th
SB showed 7d 7h


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $133.65
UTG+1: $63.85
CO: $51.15
Button: $63.10
Hero: $75.10
BB: $29

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 3 A
3 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: 3 A 7 ($1.5, 3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.5, Button raises to $3, Hero raises to $19.5, BB folds, Button raises all-in $62.6, Hero calls.

Turn: 6 ($127.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $127.2)


River: 9 ($127.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $127.2)


Results:
Final pot: $127.2

Super Agro Donkey shows 33


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $49.50
Hero: $52.50
CO: $138.65
Button: $55.55
SB: $12.30
BB: $48.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with A J
UTG raises to $2.5, Hero calls, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: 7 7 A ($8.25, 3 players)
UTG bets $4, Hero calls, CO folds.

Turn: J ($16.25, 2 players)
UTG bets $9.5, Hero raises all-in $46, UTG calls all-in $33.5.
Uncalled bets: $3 returned to Hero.

River: 6 ($102.25, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $102.25)


Results:
Final pot: $102.25
UTG showed 4h Ah
Hero mucks As Jc



Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $26.50
UTG+1: $150.25
CO: $26.75
Button: $95.80
SB: $55
Hero: $41.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 6 5
3 folds, Button raises to $1, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: 6 2 K ($2.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.5, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 ($5.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $2, Hero raises to $8, Button calls.

River: 6 ($21.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $17.5, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $56.25
Hero showed 6h 5s
Villian showed K 6

That one was my personal favorite..