Welcome to dark side?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $50
UTG+1: $49.50
CO: $42.30
Button: $38.80
SB: $77.20
Hero: $50.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with T T
2 folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB raises to $2, Hero calls, CO folds.

Flop: 9 T K ($4.5, 2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $10, SB calls.

Turn: K ($24.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13, SB raises to $33, Hero raises all-in $38.55, SB calls.

River: 4 ($101.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $101.6)


Results:
Final pot: $101.6
SB showed Kc Th
Hero showed Ts Td

I usually re-raise preflop but i wanted to take a different line this time.

weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

BTW - THIS FORUM IS NOT FOR POKER. WE ALL HATe POKER HERE.

I've been awake before 9AM on consecutive days for the first time since high school.

I should clarify...I've woken up before 9AM on consecutive days for the first time since high school.

Just wait until you realize that "dominated" in holdem means 50-50 despite what the actual odds say.

do you have a job or something? dead beat

Haha. Seriously. No.

I've been getting up early to get things done and it's really burning me out by mid-afternoon!

God I hate you.

cool i hate the Saints

shipping when i get home from work 6ish

no problemo, i know you are good for it. Did you really ship money to Natethegreat?

Natethegreat is my PokerStars account and I had some extra money in there this morning.

I might believe that if you didn't have a Mac... damn hippy. Get a PC like a real man

Pfft!

You might need to look at that 100% winning percentage in HORSE tournies...

...ON STARS!

P.S. Macs rule.

your stupid mac needs to STFU


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Female Ninjas taking over

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That was me. OK, it wasn't, but it usually is.



You've woken? For some reason, I completely believe you.



Of course.



I find it hard to believe that the bar owner across from the gas station can't believe there was a robbery near a bar and a gas station. What's the world coming to?

KRUP ! ! ! Coming to see the Steelers on October 7th. What should be on my "to-do" list?

ok

No_Neck:

Shipped, thanks for not charging juice like my bookie

...why?

BBFIDTS.

Really, this thread is about a lot of garbage, but it's garbage that doesn't belong in the other forums. We got a bad beat forum here.

I don't get Sinfest, Cobalt.

xkcd is the nut web comic.

mtdesmoines,

Pittsburgh is an unreal city.

I never know where to go though. Last time I was there, we just drove around exploring.

Also, try to make it there for St. Patrick's day, and head downtown.

LOL. Trying to keep this thread how you want it. I agree, I don't like bad beat posts, but we talk football non-stop and there are forums for that as Cobalt pointed out. I think this is just a free for all thread for NL posters.

Really it's just a thread to talk about my near impregnations.

We can also talk about how ugly the woman of your dreams is, especially compared to the other tramps you're associated with.

Bad pictures. You're an asshole, btw.

Definitely Drink in the South Side, Take the Incline to Mt Washington and eat up there at the Lamont or Tin Angel (reservations) and go to Station Square also on the south Side, there are a ton of good places to eat and drink there as well

Go dawntown to the strip and get a wholeys fish swich or primantis, again drink

Market square is fun as well which is also downtown, bunch of bars in a big square

Club Erotica is the best strip club and its located in Mckees Rocks, 10 mins from city, strip clubs downtown suck even though there are like 5 of them

Gateway clipper rides are a decent time as well and based out of station square

I will remember more things if ur into museums or stuff like that I can give you bunch

Obv tailgate with the BEST FANS IN THE COUNTRY

Where are your seats?

Haha.

That's like the pot calling the kettle and asshole, only, if that kettle was definitely not one!

That was too deep for me.

I had another hand I wanted to post for strategy help. But I'm scared to now.

:cowersinfearandembarassmentface:

HERETIC.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $167.46
Hero: $98.50
CO: $72.83
Button: $136.87
SB: $61.55
BB: $200

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $4, CO raises to $12, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($25.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $12, Hero raises to $40, CO raises all-in $60.83, Hero calls.

Turn: ($147.16, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $147.16)


River: ($147.16, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $147.16)


Results:
Final pot: $147.16
Hero Shows 9d 10d
CO Shows Kc Ks


I didn't even realize I had him drawing dead after the turn, I was still sweating the board pair, lol.

Holy crap has that been your avatar for long? How did I miss that?

At least a week, probably more like 2 weeks.

I used to get sinfest by email, but It's really just the same situations again and again and again, and so I stopped caring. I've started to read xkcd, and while I don't get everything, it is hilarious.

...what's not to get? I don't think it's "LOL funny" very frequently, and I generally dislike when he does parodies, but I think it's a pretty clever little world aside from that. The characters seem cliche initially, but they grow on you, and I enjoy the artwork. Perhaps I have attachment to Slick, because, despite his facade, he's a hopeless romantic.

As far as other comic strips go, I loved Calvin & Hobbes (Sinfest reminds me of it a bit). I also liked Garfield. Far Side was generally funny, but I was never a diehard fan.

Once I discovered webcomics, I read a lot of Sluggy Freelance. I think it has one of the richest (and perhaps convoluted) storylines ever. Don't keep up with it much anymore, because I realized I wasn't entertained by all of the focus on action. I also read Mac Hall...which was updated very irregularly but generally very pretty and funny...until they stopped making it. Something Positive is one most clever strips that I've come across, and I've definitely laughed out loud a lot, but I fell out of reading it for some reason. It has a tendency to be text-heavy, so that might've been part of it.

These days, in addition to Sinfest, I regularly read Diesel Sweeties and Penny Arcade. Diesel Sweeties' art is "crude" as it's a pixelated comic but not enough that it bothers me. It makes obscure, clever, funny references. As for PA, I think it's my primary source of video game info.

Okay...so I checked out xkcd...I really didn't laugh at all for the first 20 or so, but then I got to this:



Reminds me of something Demetri Martin would say.

Bahahaha....

ZOOOOOOOOM is the sound of those jokes going over my head.


Hey Krup if you want to try and get your money back let me know.

Calvin & Hobbes is fantastic. You can't go wrong there.

Maybe cause after I shipped u the $20 I got hit the the transfer upswing and won 7 buyins. Getting oh so close to 6 tabling 1/2 NL. Hopefully sometime in early to mid October.

I say we maybe try the night game sun or monday night game again.

Sun Nite: Phi @ NYG
Mon Nite: Your NE Patriots @ Cin

Got offered this trade in fantasy I think I'm gonna take it:

Me deal: Larry Johnson, Antwan Randle El, Matt Leinart

For: Clinton Portis, Joey Galloway, Vince Young

Without stack sizes...errr, the rest of your roster...this is really hard to give great insight on.

That said, I cannot imagine any scenario where you'd do this other than Galloway and Young being so far off your starting lineup radar that they have no value to you. Assuming your league has typical QB stats, I wouldn't want to give away Young and I think Johnson is going to have a tough time all year long.

You obv have it the wrong way
12 team league
My roster:

Hasselbeck
Leinart

Johnson
R Brown
Lynch
D Ward

Wayne
Randle El
Stallworth
Furrey
L Evans

Whoops.

Ship it.

seemed a no brainer to me as well

In a heart beat. Major upgrade at QB, RB's can flip either way on any given week. And you should care less about either of those #3 receivers.

And why do people say Leinart is good? He's done nothing and has the NFL's best receiving core and a very solid RB.

DID YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOCKEY STARTS ON SATURDAY?

=\ let's go Flyers... please don't be the worst team in the league this year... that was painful

I can't talk hockey, either. But this is pretty close.

The woman that started our softball team wants to play "broom ball". I guess it's like curling against a defense. I'm pretty sure alcohol and trips to the emergency room are important facets of the game.

Eh, I'd rather stick to pitching softball... it's fun to have your BAC and ERA race

Not to sound like a complete homer here, but to act like Galloway (3300 yards, 17 TDs over the previous two seasons, 250 and 2 through three games) isn't a big upgrade over Randle El is insane. Galloway over ARE isn't the main reason to do this deal, but to act like it isn't a reason is absurd!

Leinart will be a very good QB, I think. He's a second year guy. Cut him a little slack.

We start 2 WRs and I have Wayne and nobody so that is the main reason I did the deal. I gambled on Leinart as the 6th QB taken cause I was expecting big things after a huge preseason and sick weapons and I only started him week 1. Portis is way better that LJ right now and I need wins as i'm at the bottom of the league.

So my thinking is similar to yours.

Yes Zach I do. Obv I can't wait but its peak football season right now. I would expect you Canadians to understand

see now that explains my dislike for you