I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...
Anyone have any SFW links or random low content posts fire away.
Full Version: I Am Bored At Work
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I was reading this on 2+2 and I about lost it at the stupidity of it all. Go to town.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...0&fpart=all
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...0&fpart=all
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 10:52 AM) 
I was reading this on 2+2 and I about lost it at the stupidity of it all. Go to town.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...0&fpart=all
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...0&fpart=all
yeah that guy is a moron, also the poker room is a moron for not having rules with "teeth"
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and the boot smashing your face into it will make you think twice about doing it again. You will also be getting about what you deserve.
that about sums it up for me
Just about every poker room you ever go into has a "warning" for any kind of first offense to avoid punishing people who just don't know the rules as opposed to those who intentionally break them.
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 11:10 AM)
Just about every poker room you ever go into has a "warning" for any kind of first offense to avoid punishing people who just don't know the rules as opposed to those who intentionally break them.
I hear you there, but this person said that the place just always gives warnings and never kicks anyone out.. FWTW
QUOTE (Keebs @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:09 PM)
Workmans Comp here I come...
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 9:27 AM)
Workmans Comp here I come...
Pretty sure workman's comp doesn't cover injuries due to attempted suicide.
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:43 PM)
Pretty sure workman's comp doesn't cover injuries due to attempted suicide.
i checked the fine print and you are right
DAMN THE MAN!!!
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 10:43 AM)
I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...
Anyone have any SFW links or random low content posts fire away.
Anyone have any SFW links or random low content posts fire away.
now you know how I have so many posts. The clock needs to start ticking faster.
I see acid has changed his avatar...
I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.
I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 2:38 PM)
I see acid has changed his avatar...
I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.
I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.
I have audit selections here you can help me with
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 11:38 AM)
I see acid has changed his avatar...
I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.
I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.
Honestly, I was just looking for the avatar that Veener Schnitz had of that hot naked bounciness girl. I didn't want to make her my avatar, I mostly I just missed her...
The Evil Monkey that lives in the closet is a good change though.
Neck, what do I keep telling you about working? It's for suckers!
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:57 PM)
Neck, what do I keep telling you about working? It's for people that like money!
FYP.
If you are all really bored, tell me what you think of this hand. I didn't include it in the post as to not thwart discussion, but villain min-raises me on turn.
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=106403
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=106403
I'd say this: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...part=1&vc=1, is the best story I've read in months.
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 7:43 AM)
I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...
I forgot to mention...Zach asked me yesterday to be his eyes and ears here, so we're pretty much free to do whatever we want.
Great story above this one.
Also, I just played a hand so badly, the entire forum would cry.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 3:32 PM)
Also, I just played a hand so badly, the entire forum would cry.
hahahahaha, you should stop playing on AP, it will give you herpes.
In an unrelated note is it good to get involved in an ice cream eating competition in the second week at a new job?
I broke all challengers and now I might die from Lactose poisining.
I would never do good in an ice cream eating competition I get brain freeze way to easy.
What kind of ice cream? Mint cookies and cream, like KJ when you have AQ, is the nutzzzz!
QUOTE (magnus72 @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 3:42 PM)
I would never do good in an ice cream eating competition I get brain freeze way to easy.
you have to eat through the pain...
If it weren't for the fact that I know Zach would somehow get in on the action and change the outcome, I would suggest that we make sidebets on how long til it gets locked.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 4:05 PM)
What kind of ice cream? Mint cookies and cream, like KJ when you have AQ, is the nutzzzz!
vanilla with all the nutz and chocolate syrup you want... Jimmies they call them here but they are actually sprinkles...
7 bowls later and I am the champ or chump not sure.
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 1:08 PM)
vanilla with all the nutz and chocolate syrup you want... Jimmies they call them here but they are actually sprinkles...
7 bowls later and I am the champ or chump not sure.
7 bowls later and I am the champ or chump not sure.
Good to see your diet is going well.
Tim, if you want to bet, I'll take it...just not IM'ing Zach. I know for a quasi-fact that he's a slacker that doesn't love us in NL anymore.
Also, I posted this in general, but here's a good question for you bored at work types...
My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?
My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:11 PM)
Also, I posted this in general, but here's a good question for you bored at work types...
My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?
My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?
Dropped it down the stairs.....accidentally.
Was this laptop-destruction poker related?
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 1:14 PM)
Dropped it down the stairs.....accidentally.
Was this laptop-destruction poker related?
Was this laptop-destruction poker related?
Yes, it was. He lost a 45-man, 5 dollar SnG. No lie.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 4:09 PM)
Good to see your diet is going well.
Binge and purge
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:15 PM)
Yes, it was. He lost a 45-man, 5 dollar SnG. No lie.
Good God. I'm thinking that poker isn't for him. I assumed you were gonna say he lost a $5k pot or bubbled the final table of the million or something.
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 1:50 PM)
Good God. I'm thinking that poker isn't for him. I assumed you were gonna say he lost a $5k pot or bubbled the final table of the million or something.
He was a bit on the drunk side. He was doing so well, too. He's always had bankroll management problems, but was finally doing well playing 20 dollar heads up SnGs (HORSE, stud hi/lo, razz). He wanted to play while drunk, I said no. Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:54 PM)
Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.
Quoted For Hilarity.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 1:54 PM)
Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.
$5 = $1105
I think I may want to book $25 on a sporting event with him..
$5525 SHIP IT!
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 9:43 AM)
I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...
As Naismith said, Zach doesn't read NL anymore.
How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?
I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.
Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.
I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.
Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 2:55 PM)
How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?
I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.
Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.
I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.
Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.
what about a mirco - low stakes section for NL and a med-high section?
See, that's not a bad idea.
The reason I don't read much NL strat anymore is that you guys just post too fast for me to keep up.
How much traffic would a seperate forum for mid-high stakes get, and, where would we draw the line?
The reason I don't read much NL strat anymore is that you guys just post too fast for me to keep up.
How much traffic would a seperate forum for mid-high stakes get, and, where would we draw the line?
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 1:55 PM)
How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?
I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.
Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.
I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.
Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.
I think that's a good idea (definitely do one for tourney). I post some stuff in the goals thread that really has nothing to do with goals or results, I just don't have anywhere else to post it.
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 6:03 PM)
what about a mirco - low stakes section for NL and a med-high section?
We don't have enough players who play high to justify this. Acid Knight, Cobalt and who else?
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 3:05 PM)
See, that's not a bad idea.
The reason I don't read much NL strat anymore is that you guys just post too fast for me to keep up.
How much traffic would a seperate forum for mid-high stakes get, and, where would we draw the line?
The reason I don't read much NL strat anymore is that you guys just post too fast for me to keep up.
How much traffic would a seperate forum for mid-high stakes get, and, where would we draw the line?
dude, exactly why i dont follow it as much.
If u dont follow every thread every day in the NL section, u get lost. and The thing i enjoy most about following the threads that interest me is seeing new replies from posters.
but to get interested in a thread, u have to read them all to find ones that apply to you.
QUOTE (trystero @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 3:38 PM)
We don't have enough players who play high to justify this. Acid Knight, Cobalt and who else?
Hoosier, naismith, me (if its 2-5NL) pokerplayer24, jordan, drawingdead, plenty more
i think mid - high. meaning 1-2 NL - 20-40NL. not sure if anyone plays higher than that here.
maybe even 2-4NL and up.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:15 PM)
Yes, it was. He lost a 45-man, 5 dollar SnG. No lie.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:54 PM)
He was a bit on the drunk side. He was doing so well, too. He's always had bankroll management problems, but was finally doing well playing 20 dollar heads up SnGs (HORSE, stud hi/lo, razz). He wanted to play while drunk, I said no. Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I admit I've done some damage to my laptop in the past, but it was generally, mostly, most likely, non poker related.
Does your friend have a friend that his mom hates? He could always blame it on them
. But in retrospect, I think the best excuse is that someone bad beated his kings. Then, right when his mom gives him that "Wtf" look, he uppercuts her and goes to get another beer.
QUOTE (NoBBiR @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 4:18 PM)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I admit I've done some damage to my laptop in the past, but it was generally, mostly, most likely, non poker related.
Does your friend have a friend that his mom hates? He could always blame it on them.
But in retrospect, I think the best excuse is that someone bad beated his kings. Then, right when his mom gives him that "Wtf" look, he uppercuts her and goes to get another beer.
I admit I've done some damage to my laptop in the past, but it was generally, mostly, most likely, non poker related.
Does your friend have a friend that his mom hates? He could always blame it on them
. But in retrospect, I think the best excuse is that someone bad beated his kings. Then, right when his mom gives him that "Wtf" look, he uppercuts her and goes to get another beer.
Haha.
I should point out that my friend had to move to Florida because of gambling problems and his mother doesn't think he gambles anymore.
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:08 PM)
7 bowls later and I am the champ or chump not sure.
(Heard in a hushed whisper in the hall: "How many bowls did that new idiot eat, anyway?")
I lost an 8 buyin pot at 25NL
guy is a huge donkey, I have QQ I raise, he reraises to $5 I call.
Flop
QT9 two hearts
he leads I raise he min reraise, I push for another $60ish dollars. He calls with KK
Turn J
River 7
commence lifetilt
blew off another 2 buyins of tilt and called it a night.
guy is a huge donkey, I have QQ I raise, he reraises to $5 I call.
Flop
QT9 two hearts
he leads I raise he min reraise, I push for another $60ish dollars. He calls with KK
Turn J
River 7
commence lifetilt
blew off another 2 buyins of tilt and called it a night.
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 5:22 AM)
I lost an 8 buyin pot at 25NL
guy is a huge donkey, I have QQ I raise, he reraises to $5 I call.
Flop
QT9 two hearts
he leads I raise he min reraise, I push for another $60ish dollars. He calls with KK
Turn J
River 7
commence lifetilt
blew off another 2 buyins of tilt and called it a night.
guy is a huge donkey, I have QQ I raise, he reraises to $5 I call.
Flop
QT9 two hearts
he leads I raise he min reraise, I push for another $60ish dollars. He calls with KK
Turn J
River 7
commence lifetilt
blew off another 2 buyins of tilt and called it a night.
Ouch. Been there, done that.
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 10:58 AM)
Ouch. Been there, done that.
it is funny, I dunno why but hand tilted me more than anything ever... I was on super monkey tilt for the first time in my life.
I think it has to do with the fact that a few weeks ago I laid off the herbage. Now I tilt like a pinball machine in the pacific rim.
I just saw this thread now. I'm pro a low content thread. I don't really get behind the threads here, I read and respond to the ones I want. I do have no life though, so I can see others missing stuff they'd like to respond to.
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 12:44 PM)
I just saw this thread now. I'm pro a low content thread. I don't really get behind the threads here, I read and respond to the ones I want. I do have no life though, so I can see others missing stuff they'd like to respond to.
This is the NL forum cheese thread... anyone have any fun SFW links yet.... O yeah Fark if you don't know about it your welcome.
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