In conjunction with Steve I will be starting my own program that will pit my group vs. Steve's.

The idea is to ensure a boost of confidence so that all of Steve's grads have a strong self esteem and walk out standing tall.

If you would like to be considered as a student in my school please post on this thread and outline the following:

Do you know what BR management is? If yes, this is not for you.
Age. Although somewhat insignificant there will be favoritism given to those who are particularly young or old.
Do you gamble outside of poker? Action junkies wanted.
How important are strippers and coke?

If by now you haven't realized this is a joke then you're automatically in

Can I be in both?

looks like i'm in.

Pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm all over this

woohoo! my school is back in business...fight the power!!

Is the flat-rate cost of this program still our soul?

mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

is this a jopke?

you're in.

awesome

I constantly take shots, play above my roll, withdraw for drunken shenanigans, nutbar when I can, keep sitting when I should get up, etc.

Can I get in?

I dont know if this is for me. I spend most of my money on lottery tickets.
I mean if you want to win a million in poker you have to bet a million. You only have to bet a dollar and you can win a million through lottery.

That means if you spend $5 dollars on a lottery ticket and win it is 200 000% more effective use of your money compaired to poker.

Sure you can enter a tornament, but useing the main event as an example, you have to beat out 6 000 people. Which means you got about a 1 in 6000 chance. In lottery you either win or you dont so that mean you got a 1 in 2 chance.

It just makes more sence.

Ill use some of my money on poker though if i can get into this program. I seem to be getting some really bad beats in the lottery of late.

Also I sometime get a feeling as though the card i need to complete my gut shot straight is going to come on the river, will this program affect my ability to gain these feelings.

I like your "logic"

NH

The only reading I've done on poker strategy is Balloon Guy's stake me thread. Will this help me get in?























PS Fives are hot tonight

I want you. Er...I want in you. Dammit...I want in.