Someone meet me at the final table please.

GLGLLGLGL

cool Ill be right there.... GL

GL Man. It brings tears of reminiscence to my eyes to see the glorious Jets logo...

Hopefully you'll have more luck than the Jets ever did.

And is reminiscence a word??

Yup it's a word... oh and POST MORE>

well, here we are. got driven out of gen po AND ot. and i don`t actually start new threads, so i`m hijacking this one.

i think we`ll mostly talk about gen po & ot in here. and try to look really busy for the first week, then trail off. but i swear to god, if after that week someone (or ones) comes along and makes this place their home and talks about other stuff i`ll be back like the swift and bloody hand of god to exact my revenge.

hey, q. you stop smoking yet?

villain: you shoved with Q5?? haha. donk.

qyayqi: you were 70% to fold. of the remaing 30%, 10% is me sucking out. so you called off with your ace-rag with only a 20% chance of winning. who is the donk?

Does someone need an intervention?

don't make me intervention YOU. you're either part of the solution, or you're part of the sediment. are you going to settle for being less?

Oooh, nice place you got here, Q!

Quiet.

Cosy.

Well, perhaps some flowers. But for the rest: cosy.

Wait... I'll be back.

There you go:



See? That's much better!

whoah, those really add some POP to the ole decor. muchly appreciated, sir. know any artists? i think an hermonkin' mural all over the south wall would be grand.

Why'd you get kicked out of OT and Gen?

i can't really talk about it unless i want to get kicked out of 100k stakeaments - drafts / teams / trash talk. that would just be too much in one week. where else would be freakin' left?? DON'T DO IT, MAN!! DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

please with a tomato on top?

are you intentionally trying to get me bumped out of here? i won't have any of that poo. either fit in or get out. no individuality allowed in here.

it appears the luck of this thread is real:

PokerStars Game #15944117693: Tournament #80717916, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2008/03/13 - 04:18:43 (ET)
Table '80717916 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Nudge05 (28793 in chips)
Seat 5: NGHIEMs (8477 in chips)
Seat 9: qyayqi (30230 in chips)
Nudge05: posts the ante 150
NGHIEMs: posts the ante 150
qyayqi: posts the ante 150
qyayqi: posts small blind 1500
Nudge05: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [2c Qh]
NGHIEMs: raises 5327 to 8327 and is all-in
qyayqi: calls 6827
Nudge05: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c 2s Kh]
*** TURN *** [3c 2s Kh] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [3c 2s Kh 8c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [2c Qh] (a pair of Deuces)
NGHIEMs: shows [Ah Js] (high card Ace)
NGHIEMs is sitting out
qyayqi collected 20104 from pot
qyayqi said, "good game, ngh."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20104 | Rake 0
Board [3c 2s Kh 8c 7c]
Seat 1: Nudge05 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: NGHIEMs (button) showed [Ah Js] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: qyayqi (small blind) showed [2c Qh] and won (20104) with a pair of Deuces

qyayqi said, "mex, ahi. we'll never discuss that hand on the forum."

also found this hand by googling my name. i don't remember it, but i think the guy who posted may have been upset.

lol

PokerStars Game #15966335041: Tournament #80766504, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (600/1200) - 2008/03/14 - 03:13:11 (ET)
Table '80766504 151' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: JstKidn20 (11330 in chips)
Seat 2: Rubuler (9558 in chips)
Seat 3: slikfifty50 (12500 in chips)
Seat 4: qyayqi (11075 in chips)
Seat 5: foldol (10535 in chips)
Seat 6: its2muchFOu (4208 in chips)
Seat 7: ironsteve (22355 in chips)
Seat 8: boikostyle (11307 in chips)
Seat 9: daugy65 (8440 in chips)
JstKidn20: posts the ante 125
Rubuler: posts the ante 125
slikfifty50: posts the ante 125
qyayqi: posts the ante 125
foldol: posts the ante 125
its2muchFOu: posts the ante 125
ironsteve: posts the ante 125
boikostyle: posts the ante 125
daugy65: posts the ante 125
boikostyle: posts small blind 600
daugy65: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [Th Tc]
JstKidn20: folds
Rubuler: folds
slikfifty50: raises 1200 to 2400
qyayqi: raises 8550 to 10950 and is all-in
foldol: folds
its2muchFOu: folds
ironsteve: folds
boikostyle: folds
daugy65: folds
slikfifty50: calls 8550
*** FLOP *** [3d 8s Jd]
*** TURN *** [3d 8s Jd] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [3d 8s Jd Ac] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slikfifty50: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
qyayqi: shows [Th Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
qyayqi collected 24825 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24825 | Rake 0
Board [3d 8s Jd Ac Td]
Seat 1: JstKidn20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Rubuler folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: slikfifty50 showed [Qh Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: qyayqi showed [Th Tc] and won (24825) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: foldol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: its2muchFOu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ironsteve (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: boikostyle (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: daugy65 (big blind) folded before Flop


poor bahstid went out 181st with 180 paid. i feel a little bad.

this one was also fun. his iso with 22 saved my ass.

PokerStars Game #15966529732: Tournament #80766504, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2000/4000) - 2008/03/14 - 03:37:18 (ET)
Table '80766504 112' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: qyayqi (6043 in chips)
Seat 2: digitalcloud (12575 in chips)
Seat 3: Kash_in_Hand (6411 in chips)
Seat 4: pakigold (85470 in chips)
Seat 5: AceNinerA9 (16698 in chips)
Seat 7: risnes (56625 in chips)
Seat 8: Mat_the_Trap (9344 in chips)
Seat 9: hugoboss2727 (33117 in chips)
qyayqi: posts the ante 400
digitalcloud: posts the ante 400
Kash_in_Hand: posts the ante 400
pakigold: posts the ante 400
AceNinerA9: posts the ante 400
risnes: posts the ante 400
Mat_the_Trap: posts the ante 400
hugoboss2727: posts the ante 400
Mat_the_Trap: posts small blind 2000
hugoboss2727: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [Jh 3h]
qyayqi: raises 1643 to 5643 and is all-in
digitalcloud: folds
Kash_in_Hand: folds
pakigold: folds
AceNinerA9: raises 10655 to 16298 and is all-in
risnes: folds
Mat_the_Trap: folds
hugoboss2727: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Qs 3c]
hugoboss2727 said, "reraise with that??"
*** TURN *** [5h Qs 3c] [4h]
hugoboss2727 said, "idiot"
*** RIVER *** [5h Qs 3c 4h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [Jh 3h] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
AceNinerA9: shows [2h 2c] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
qyayqi collected 20486 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20486 | Rake 0
Board [5h Qs 3c 4h Qd]
Seat 1: qyayqi showed [Jh 3h] and won (20486) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 2: digitalcloud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kash_in_Hand folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pakigold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: AceNinerA9 showed [2h 2c] and lost with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 7: risnes (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Mat_the_Trap (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: hugoboss2727 (big blind) folded before Flop

"Dat was erg jammer.... Ik haat die 5$ turbo's .... Das voor de luckboxen !

It would appear so.

i don't speak german, so he could be wishing me best of luck. vbnautilus ran that line through a translator somewhere & the last part came back something like "muffler for the luckboxen". he wouldn't give out mufflers to people he truly hates. i've been eagerly checking the mail all week.

Cool, update me!

anyone who opts out of the RLS group as being a passel of negative nellies can join here. we don't bite. unless guapo joins. then we do. well, he does. we take pictures.

played 2-7 TD, $1x6p, took it down. the power of this thread... is powerful. we could power things that require power with all this powerful power.

I'm frightened just thinking about it.

I just had a hair cut.

I didn't just have a hair cut.

do they charge more or less when you go in & demand that they cut just one hair? i am inclined to think it'd cost less, but restaurants appear to charge more and more to serve you less and less food-- at the most expensive restaurants, they actually give you an empty plate. if this is an indicator, you're one rich bahstid if you can afford to get just one hair cut. goddamn brag posts.

Does the luck start right away, or is there a minimum number of posts in this thread before the luck kicks in?

luckily i just happen to have been working on a graph of this exact relationship:

lol.. My 4 years of german translate this loosely to "This supplied me misery. I hate the 5 buck turbos.. it forwards the luckboxing."

He's either a fairly poor speller, or I'm just not up on slang.



Problem is "vor" is "forward", "voor" is likely slang i'm not current on or just his bad spelling.. Ich hasst (i refuse to use alt-keys) is preferred over Ik haat, also.

oh, and that hand made me chuckle.

thanks! i enjoy revelling in the beats i give, it softens the blow when they are received. and the luck of this thread continues. i was down to under 1100 chips at 400/800 with 9 left in a $6.50/45p after a guy called my AQ shove with JT and spiked a pair, but i came back to beat him heads up and win it all.

edit: i'll mention that when i got A8 & shoved the $1100, the SB re-shoved to isolate with J8 instead of calling, letting the BB in, and trying to eliminate me together with only 2 to the money. i love the people who play these.

Ask Highwaystar, at the FT of one of the challenge turbos I had 401 chips at 400/800, so I was AI for 401 as the bb .. So I had one (not a typo) chip more than the SB.

... I got a walk.

i believe anything when it comes to these.

and congratulations! if we go to the graph, with your second post your luck is already shooting through the ROOF!

Hmmm....no wonder I haven't made any money the last two days....

indeed, sir. you didn't change anything about your luck with a single post-- 1³ = 1. however, once you get to 5 and the luck factor goes to 3 digits you will be on cloud 9. or cloud 5, i guess. you'll be on a numbered cloud that is classically considered to being lucky.

Hmmm. So I was playing under the assumption that I had more luck, when it was in fact the same. Now, I've adjusted back to the normal level of luck, so we'll see how it goes from here.

I won $80 on Stars without having internet for 3 weeks.. I'm down $10 since I got internet back.. So the jury is still out.

Of course, I did take the high half of an o8b pot when my pocket fours held up for the high half, so it's still encouraging.

do you play the morning $3.30 razz? i bubbled the FT yesterday, might play it more in the mornings as a break.

i'm going to win it before the end of the month. BOOK IT!

see? final table today, sitting 3/8. $3.30 x 120p, 1st is $108. go me!

edit: goddamnit, 6th for $16.20. could they hit more goddamn cards???

did i play these wrong, or am i right that i got hosed?

PokerStars Game #16581181806: Tournament #83849704, $3.00+$0.30 Razz Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2008/04/08 - 14:29:51 (ET)
Table '83849704 8' 8-max
Seat 1: RER1945 (16722 in chips)
Seat 3: Hoffinho (47135 in chips)
Seat 4: qyayqi (13859 in chips)
Seat 5: orange0101 (43808 in chips)
Seat 7: Gator128 (31915 in chips)
Seat 8: mr.vegas68 (26561 in chips)
RER1945: posts the ante 300
Hoffinho: posts the ante 300
qyayqi: posts the ante 300
orange0101: posts the ante 300
Gator128: posts the ante 300
mr.vegas68: posts the ante 300
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to RER1945 [3d]
Dealt to Hoffinho [5c]
Dealt to qyayqi [2d As 5h]
Dealt to orange0101 [9s]
Dealt to Gator128 [6s]
Dealt to mr.vegas68 [6h]
orange0101: brings in for 450
Gator128: folds
mr.vegas68: folds
RER1945: folds
Hoffinho: folds
qyayqi: raises 1050 to 1500
orange0101: calls 1050
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to qyayqi [2d As 5h] [2h]
Dealt to orange0101 [9s] [6d]
qyayqi: bets 1500
orange0101: calls 1500
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to qyayqi [2d As 5h 2h] [Kc]
Dealt to orange0101 [9s 6d] [2s]
orange0101: checks
qyayqi: checks
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to qyayqi [2d As 5h 2h Kc] [4d]
Dealt to orange0101 [9s 6d 2s] [2c]
qyayqi: bets 3000
orange0101: calls 3000
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to qyayqi [2d As 5h 2h Kc 4d] [Qs]
qyayqi: bets 3000
orange0101: calls 3000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [2d As 5h 2h Kc 4d Qs] (Lo: Q,5,4,2,A)
orange0101: shows [Qc 4h 9s 6d 2s 2c Tc] (Lo: T,9,6,4,2)
orange0101 collected 19800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19800 | Rake 0
Seat 1: RER1945 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hoffinho folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: qyayqi showed [2d As 5h 2h Kc 4d Qs] and lost with Lo: Q,5,4,2,A
Seat 5: orange0101 showed [Qc 4h 9s 6d 2s 2c Tc] and won (19800) with Lo: T,9,6,4,2
Seat 7: Gator128 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mr.vegas68 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #16581267764: Tournament #83849704, $3.00+$0.30 Razz Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2008/04/08 - 14:33:41 (ET)
Table '83849704 8' 8-max
Seat 1: RER1945 (11322 in chips)
Seat 3: Hoffinho (44435 in chips)
Seat 4: qyayqi (5309 in chips)
Seat 5: orange0101 (58808 in chips)
Seat 7: Gator128 (35815 in chips)
Seat 8: mr.vegas68 (24311 in chips)
RER1945: posts the ante 400
Hoffinho: posts the ante 400
qyayqi: posts the ante 400
orange0101: posts the ante 400
Gator128: posts the ante 400
mr.vegas68: posts the ante 400
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to RER1945 [9d]
Dealt to Hoffinho [4h]
Dealt to qyayqi [As 3h Ad]
Dealt to orange0101 [Qs]
Dealt to Gator128 [4d]
Dealt to mr.vegas68 [8s]
orange0101: brings in for 600
Gator128: calls 600
mr.vegas68: folds
RER1945: folds
Hoffinho: folds
qyayqi: calls 600
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to qyayqi [As 3h Ad] [8c]
Dealt to orange0101 [Qs] [4s]
Dealt to Gator128 [4d] [Jc]
qyayqi: bets 2000
orange0101: folds
Gator128: calls 2000
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to qyayqi [As 3h Ad 8c] [Qh]
Dealt to Gator128 [4d Jc] [Td]
Gator128: checks
qyayqi: bets 2309 and is all-in
Gator128: calls 2309
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to qyayqi [As 3h Ad 8c Qh] [7c]
Dealt to Gator128 [4d Jc Td] [8h]
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to qyayqi [As 3h Ad 8c Qh 7c] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [As 3h Ad 8c Qh 7c 3d] (Lo: Q,8,7,3,A)
Gator128: shows [2d 8d 4d Jc Td 8h Th] (Lo: J,T,8,4,2)
Gator128 collected 12818 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12818 | Rake 0
Seat 1: RER1945 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hoffinho folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: qyayqi showed [As 3h Ad 8c Qh 7c 3d] and lost with Lo: Q,8,7,3,A
Seat 5: orange0101 folded on the 4th Street
Seat 7: Gator128 showed [2d 8d 4d Jc Td 8h Th] and won (12818) with Lo: J,T,8,4,2
Seat 8: mr.vegas68 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

In the second hand, I complete if I'm gonna play, or just muck. The first hand, I bet 5th to keep him thinking that you've got 4 low already and pick up the pot on 6th or 7th.

I'm also not goot at RAZZ....

i'm not real happy with the 2nd the more i look at it. but come ON, he was chasing crap all the way in the first one. (you're probably right about my hiccup on 5th. bleah.)

Converted by NautilusPoker.org - [view this hand on the web]
PokerStars Tournament #84554577, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V
Blinds 75/150 - starting pot 225

SB keiffer777 2105 (9.4 M)
BB RSStyler 3755 (16.7 M)
UTG bobby524 3060 (13.6 M)
UTG+1 bradford87 1290 (5.7 M)
HJ wally_oo 5540 (24.6 M)
CO frostbrn 1640 (7.3 M)
button qyayqi 480 (2.1 M)

Dealt to qyayqi:
PREFLOP: UTG raises 150 to 300; 3 folds; hero raises 150 to 450; SB calls 375; BB raises 150 to 600; UTG calls 300; hero calls 30 and is all-in; SB calls 150;

FLOP:
SB checks; BB checks; UTG checks;

TURN:
SB checks; BB checks; UTG checks;

RIVER:
SB checks; BB checks; UTG checks;

SHOWDOWN:
SB shows , (a pair of Tens)
BB mucks
UTG mucks
SB wins 360

hero shows , (three of a kind, Sevens)
hero wins 1920

Soooooooooo HERE you are!!! More pics, more graphs, more angry tomatoes!!!

heh, here i am. have i ever posted a graph?? the picture posting is sort of hit & miss, it depends on my mood. but thanks for the encouragement, ma'am.

PokerStars Game #16742064922: Tournament #84807618, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/04/15 - 03:23:10 (ET)
Table '84807618 3' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Smigil (4053 in chips)
Seat 2: Respect_My_G (965 in chips)
Seat 3: phoebejao (1487 in chips)
Seat 4: Daystick (998 in chips)
Seat 5: Bad90lx (4585 in chips)
Seat 6: qyayqi (1120 in chips)
Seat 7: Gambler787 (1062 in chips)
Seat 9: jazu66 (895 in chips)
Bad90lx: posts small blind 75
qyayqi: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [7s Ts]
Smigil said, "nice hand"
Gambler787: folds
jazu66: folds
Smigil: folds
Respect_My_G: folds
phoebejao: folds
phoebejao said, "ty u2"
Daystick: folds
Bad90lx: raises 4435 to 4585 and is all-in
qyayqi: calls 970 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Kh Th 8d]
*** TURN *** [Kh Th 8d] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Th 8d Ah] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bad90lx: shows [4d 4s] (a pair of Fours)
qyayqi: shows [7s Ts] (a pair of Tens)
qyayqi collected 2240 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2240 | Rake 0
Board [Kh Th 8d Ah Qc]
Seat 1: Smigil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Respect_My_G folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: phoebejao folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Daystick (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Bad90lx (small blind) showed [4d 4s] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: qyayqi (big blind) showed [7s Ts] and won (2240) with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: Gambler787 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jazu66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Bad90lx said, "moron"
qyayqi said, "heh, you said, ì have a baby pair, and i had overs."



i'm pretty sure this set up this hand:

PokerStars Game #16742200288: Tournament #84807618, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/04/15 - 03:38:45 (ET)
Table '84807618 5' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Angell0250 (4720 in chips)
Seat 2: carma71 (1745 in chips)
Seat 3: bernei (300 in chips)
Seat 4: Nick Montana (6215 in chips)
Seat 5: king-el che (410 in chips)
Seat 6: cronickong (3585 in chips)
Seat 7: qyayqi (4030 in chips)
Seat 8: Bad90lx (12233 in chips)
Angell0250: posts the ante 25
carma71: posts the ante 25
bernei: posts the ante 25
Nick Montana: posts the ante 25
king-el che: posts the ante 25
cronickong: posts the ante 25
qyayqi: posts the ante 25
Bad90lx: posts the ante 25
qyayqi: posts small blind 200
Bad90lx: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [Qh Qs]
Bad90lx said, "sweet"
Angell0250: folds
carma71: folds
carma71 is sitting out
bernei: folds
Nick Montana: folds
king-el che: folds
cronickong: folds
qyayqi: raises 3605 to 4005 and is all-in
Bad90lx: calls 3605
*** FLOP *** [2c 3d 8d]
*** TURN *** [2c 3d 8d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [2c 3d 8d 8c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [Qh Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Bad90lx: shows [Ad 6c] (a pair of Eights)
qyayqi collected 8210 from pot
Bad90lx said, "nice play"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8210 | Rake 0
Board [2c 3d 8d 8c Th]
Seat 1: Angell0250 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: carma71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bernei folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Nick Montana folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: king-el che folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cronickong (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: qyayqi (small blind) showed [Qh Qs] and won (8210) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 8: Bad90lx (big blind) showed [Ad 6c] and lost with a pair of Eights