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fleung22
Okay, y'all know I'm a HUGE Jack Bauer fan but I've been watching the Bourne series and really like the character as well.

Here's the situation:

Jack and Jason start at opposite sides of the world and only know that they must kill the other in order to save many lives. Suicide is not an option.

Jack will have access to CTU and we'll pretend Jason has access to CIA intel.

How will this go down? Discuss
coesillian
well they first have to get on the phone and have a very tense conversation about the situation where they decide one of them has to die, maybe even decide on a playing field. /cut to commercial
SuitedAces21
Nerdiest thread ever.


But Jason Bourne wins easily.
donk4life
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 2:26 PM) *
Nerdiest thread ever.
But Jason Bourne wins easily.



AINEC
fleung22
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 3:26 PM) *
Nerdiest thread ever.


guilty as charged. but not nerdiest idea...u should've heard the discussion I had about Star Trek.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 3:34 PM) *
guilty as charged. but not nerdiest idea...u should've heard the discussion I had about Star Trek.


Captain Kirk kicks Captain Picard's ass everyday and TWICE on Sunday.
Jennings7
Bourne hands down.
Jadaki
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 2:26 PM) *
But Jason Bourne wins easily.


No doubt.
fleung22
QUOTE (Jennings7 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 4:13 PM) *
Bourne hands down.


Interestingly lopsided right now. You could make a good argument that if it were simply a hand-to-hand combat that Bourne would win but as you can see from the movies he's had some very tough fights.

Bourne is excellent at the hunt but he has a bigger soft spot than Bauer. Jack is certainly more ruthless and that could be an asset. Maybe Jack would go into battle with a suit of live babies or something.

Just saying...I haven't heard any real discussion. Also, does the CTU/CIA have advantage over each other or the players on each respective team?
Jadaki
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 4:04 PM) *
Bourne is excellent at the hunt but he has a bigger soft spot than Bauer.


What are you basing that on, because he wouldn't kill a guy in front of his kids?

I'm sure if I dug through the seasons of 24 I could find Bauer having moments where he did something similar. Lets not forget Bourne could just send him into relapse by injecting Bauer with heroin, and it's over. Then he would fuck Kim and call it a day.
GeneralGeeWhiz
Bourne ANIEC
showstopper24
Its funny how many time's I have heart Bauer vs. Bourne in the last couple of days.



Anyways, because they are on opposite sides of the world. Jack would probably just use Chloe to find Bourne and vampire kill his as.s.
Jadaki
QUOTE (showstopper24 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 7:43 PM) *
Its funny how many time's I have heart Bauer vs. Bourne in the last couple of days.
Anyways, because they are on opposite sides of the world. Jack would probably just use Chloe to find Bourne and vampire kill his as.s.



Problem with that is Bourne's agency is > Jacks, anything she was doing for him they would know about.
coesillian
se how you all just figured out how much better Bourne is than Bauer, don't you think Bauer would know that. He would use the knowledge that Bourne is more likely to kill hm and find a way beat the odds; since when do the odds ever hold if they are vs Bauer. Bauer knows people, he could build an army, Bourne doesn't remember anybody (well not after the first 2 at least). Bauer would use the time he has to his advantage because... dare I say ... he's smarter than Bourne. Also Bourne doen't really have the CIA to work with right, he's on his own vs Jack and CTU.
Jadaki
There are plenty of times Jack doesnt have CTu on his side, o if its on one one, I still take Bourne, if yoru gonna add in respective agencies... its even easier.
digitalmonkey
Matt Damon?
florent38
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 5:59 PM) *
Problem with that is Bourne's agency is > Jacks, anything she was doing for him they would know about.



Chloe would work off the record, like the brazillion times she's done that for Jack, and so the CIA wouldn't be able to detect them.

I loved the Bourne movies, but Jack would kick his ass within a second. closedeyes.gif

And for those who still doubt that, you can SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT !! laugh.gif
Poppy_Hillis
Couldn't they make this a movie. Maybe Bourne killed someone important to Jack back when Bourne was an assassin. After Bourne learns that Bauer's out to kill him there's only one way to stop him...kill him first.

What's with all these kind of guys with J.B. initials? Bond, Bourne, Bauer.
snooptoddd
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 8th, 2007, 3:37 PM) *
Captain Kirk kicks Captain Picard's ass everyday and TWICE on Sunday.

BLASPHEMY!
Jadaki
QUOTE (florent38 @ Thursday, August 9th, 2007, 4:38 AM) *
Chloe would work off the record, like the brazillion times she's done that for Jack, and so the CIA wouldn't be able to detect them.


Shenanigans!

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AINEC


Plus, Nikki doesn't have a drunk husband spilling secrets to the enemy, or is busy having affairs with coworkers that slow up her performance, or sits around and crying about her nails breaking.

emo support = loss for Jack.

Not to mention if this is going on around the world, even easier for Bourne... he speaks fluent French, Russian, Dutch, German, Italian, English, Spanish and other eastern languages. Jack only knows some Spanish and Russian. Oh and lets not forget, that the Chinese would randomly pop in and mess up Jack's day.
florent38
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Thursday, August 9th, 2007, 6:28 AM) *
Not to mention if this is going on around the world, even easier for Bourne... he speaks fluent French, Russian, Dutch, German, Italian, English, Spanish and other eastern languages. Jack only knows some Spanish and Russian. Oh and lets not forget, that the Chinese would randomly pop in and mess up Jack's day.



Bourne n'arrive pas à la cheville de Jack Bauer : il se ferait tuer en moins de deux secondes, que ce soit un combat à mains nues ou armé.

And Jack doesn't need to speak other languages : wherever you're from, he'll get the information he needs. icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif laugh.gif

PS : Hey I speak 2 languages too !! icon_dance.gif Can I work for the CTU and get a green card please ? laugh.gif rolleyes.gif
conor_mw
bourne doesnt need access to CIA intel he would still get my vote !
Balloon guy
Jack Bauer...he's a man's man. He acepts who he is and takes the short end of the stick because thats the way it is,

Bourne is a cry baby that want to know who he is, and whines about headaches.








plus Matt Damon is a bleeding heart liberal.....
florent38
Jason Bourne could not beat Jack Bauer, even once in a brazillion times...
Here's why :

"Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry."
florent38
Edit : Sorry for the double post... Stupid connection. closedeyes.gif
fleung22
I wonder how different the results from the poll would be had Bourne3 not come out yet or if I waited until the next season/movie of 24.
Jadaki
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Monday, August 13th, 2007, 11:39 AM) *
I wonder how different the results from the poll would be had Bourne3 not come out yet or if I waited until the next season/movie of 24.


Might change some results, but I would have voted the same.
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