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we must gogogogogo


brag: i took 25th in the 20k/$11 outta like 2500 people for like 115$ and played awesome except the last hand
beat: i still lost my last longer (to whatarunaa who got 19th)
variance: i lost $100 in 3 hands at .5/1 plo immed after when my top two +wrap failed to hold vs naked flush draw allin on the flop

... i've got nothing.

I don't even play poker, I don't know how the hell I got drafted.

hi

I just blew my stake on a hooker and a pack of Newports, my bad. Can I get another?

ive got a $5 LL with GetSprung

this thread is teh nuts obv

weak

bump... still got nothing.

GOGOGOOGOG

yawn

lol @ qyayqis sig

Mister Sloan here on Table 204. Ready to rock and roll.

Table 1313, how's that for lucky?

I'll think of an incentive program if you guys do well, please please please somebody win. Ty.

Well, that didn't take long.

lost big pot with pocket 8s when KJs called 1k on the turn with a flush draw and two overs and hit a J on the river,

then went out when QTo called a 4x pf raise. I had JJ and he called my all-in with 3 unders on the flop. Q on the turn.

Thank you for the opportunity.

Terrifying turn card.

PokerStars Game #11076514763: Tournament #55537478, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/07/22 - 16:04:50 (ET)
Table '55537478 1313' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Jayar69 (4650 in chips)
Seat 2: Gambit-2099 (2925 in chips)
Seat 3: shs01 (2420 in chips)
Seat 4: TA no name (2645 in chips)
Seat 5: barryl69 (2520 in chips)
Seat 6: chanel26 (4855 in chips)
Seat 7: Fittipaldy (2700 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: dwhit110 (1580 in chips)
Seat 9: vonteego3 (2705 in chips)
Jayar69: posts small blind 50
Gambit-2099: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonteego3 [Js Jd]
shs01: folds
TA no name: folds
barryl69: folds
chanel26: folds
Fittipaldy: folds
dwhit110: folds
vonteego3: raises 250 to 350
Jayar69: folds
Gambit-2099: raises 650 to 1000
vonteego3: raises 1705 to 2705 and is all-in
Gambit-2099: calls 1705
*** FLOP *** [5d 6s 5s]
*** TURN *** [5d 6s 5s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6s 5s 4s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gambit-2099: shows [7c 7d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
vonteego3: shows [Js Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
vonteego3 collected 5460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5460 | Rake 0
Board [5d 6s 5s 4s Kd]
Seat 1: Jayar69 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Gambit-2099 (big blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 3: shs01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TA no name folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: barryl69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chanel26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Fittipaldy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dwhit110 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: vonteego3 (button) showed [Js Jd] and won (5460) with two pair, Jacks and Fives

well, my one & only hand for some chips so far.

PokerStars Game #11076695569: Tournament #55537478, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/22 - 16:14:42 (ET)
Table '55537478 1791' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: akku laden (3450 in chips)
Seat 2: afjay78 (1005 in chips)
Seat 3: Lain ACF (2980 in chips)
Seat 4: Doylermaker (3885 in chips)
Seat 5: obobro (2605 in chips)
Seat 6: aljeda (7030 in chips)
Seat 7: qyayqi (2175 in chips)
Seat 8: Baldacci (2305 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: TDizle (4020 in chips)
aljeda: posts small blind 75
qyayqi: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [Ah Jc]
Baldacci: folds
TDizle: folds
akku laden: folds
afjay78: calls 150
Lain ACF: folds
Doylermaker: folds
obobro: folds
aljeda: calls 75
qyayqi: raises 675 to 825
Baldacci is connected
Baldacci has returned
afjay78: calls 675
aljeda: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 9s 7h]
qyayqi: bets 175
afjay78: calls 175
*** TURN *** [3s 9s 7h] [4d]
qyayqi: checks
afjay78: bets 5 and is all-in
qyayqi: calls 5
*** RIVER *** [3s 9s 7h 4d] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Aces)
afjay78: shows [9c Qc] (a pair of Nines)
qyayqi collected 2160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2160 | Rake 0
Board [3s 9s 7h 4d As]
Seat 1: akku laden folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: afjay78 showed [9c Qc] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: Lain ACF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Doylermaker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: obobro (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aljeda (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: qyayqi (big blind) showed [Ah Jc] and won (2160) with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: Baldacci folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TDizle folded before Flop (didn't bet)

8365 at break... definitely rusty and a little gun-shy, but surviving.

goddamnit. was pushing people around a bit, gathering chips, then this:

PokerStars Game #11077519447: Tournament #55537478, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/07/22 - 16:59:47 (ET)
Table '55537478 1791' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: sturgeon1964 (20295 in chips)
Seat 2: USCswimmer (18658 in chips)
Seat 3: imawhale26 (7950 in chips)
Seat 4: Doylermaker (2895 in chips)
Seat 5: obobro (5435 in chips)
Seat 6: aljeda (7555 in chips)
Seat 7: qyayqi (5480 in chips)
Seat 8: brotherhood4 (4400 in chips)
Seat 9: TDizle (10020 in chips)
sturgeon1964: posts the ante 50
USCswimmer: posts the ante 50
imawhale26: posts the ante 50
Doylermaker: posts the ante 50
obobro: posts the ante 50
aljeda: posts the ante 50
qyayqi: posts the ante 50
brotherhood4: posts the ante 50
TDizle: posts the ante 50
obobro: posts small blind 300
aljeda: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qyayqi [Ac Ah]
qyayqi: raises 4830 to 5430 and is all-in
brotherhood4: folds
TDizle: folds
sturgeon1964: folds
USCswimmer: folds
imawhale26: raises 2470 to 7900 and is all-in
Doylermaker: folds
obobro: folds
aljeda: folds
*** FLOP *** [8d Ts 2d]
*** TURN *** [8d Ts 2d] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [8d Ts 2d 9d] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qyayqi: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
imawhale26: shows [Qc Qd] (a flush, Queen high)
qyayqi said, "oh man."
imawhale26 collected 12210 from pot
isd833 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12210 | Rake 0
Board [8d Ts 2d 9d 5d]
Seat 1: sturgeon1964 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: USCswimmer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: imawhale26 showed [Qc Qd] and won (12210) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: Doylermaker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: obobro (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: aljeda (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: qyayqi showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: brotherhood4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TDizle folded before Flop (didn't bet)

figured i'd pushed enough times that i might as well stick to form & see if i got a caller. i did. freakin' 4-flush. good luck, money.

- a total of 10 out of 102 (9%)
Pots won at showdown - 2 of 4 (50%) <- can't buy a freakin' board
Pots won without showdown - 8 <- mostly in the 2nd hour to rebuild

vvvvomitous.

EDIT :: put in correct hand history. bleah, whatever.

AJ < A9 AIPF, good luck everyone.

AQ< QT big stack < T7 small stack on the turn for goodgameaments but i outlasted my opponent so grinder gets a hundo