The Unmentionables:

1.Dubey8989(calgary)
6. Natethegreek (somerville)
20.YoungStunna7 (Hoffman Estates)
22. jethrodull (Mt Pleasant)
26. tobytobey (willoughby)
30. bigbren313 (Essex)
33. VeenerSchnit (Buffalo)
40. Crackalicous (Lockport)
43. Obizee (Port Huron)
44. Yeffy (Brooklyn)

This is the squad that's going to win this Sunday. I see at least three runners at the final table and, YoungStunna, I've offered a 5 dollar last longer bet to Zimmer on you against the #1 overall pick, Acid Knight. As of yet, Zimmer hasn't accepted, likely due to his complete lack of faith in his cash game specialist top pick. As such, I'm going to make it an offer of a 10 dollar last longer bet.

I've sent all stakes out. You must sign up for the tournament ASAP! It WILL sell out.

If you do not want to be staked in, I need you to post it here and return the money. If you do not post it here and return the money, you will be staked in and will have to give me half of the top prize when you win!

Last, but not least, I will put an 11 dollar bounty on Foxwoodspro (stars name - drj26) and TB17 (stars name - TB17), the former because it would make me laugh and the latter because of all the hard work he put into this, he deserves a bounty-inspired bad beat. If any of you guys knock one of these guys out, 11 bucks.

EDIT: Also, a 20 dollar bounty on tskilz187 since he was going to be my first pick and Jordan stole him. I want him out early!

LOL. It won't take a $20 bounty to get me out of this early, gamblng early and often.

My Unmentionables have too much pride to let you talk this way about them!

EDIT: Nice edit job! I would've done the same thing rather than incur the wrath of this squadron of poker doom.

Seems like you got a good hold of your squad, 0 posts and all. You gotta sell someone to Grinder, rolling with 10 picks plus you.

2 bounties for team Jordans Donks??


not good kharma lil man

If Jordan's girlfriend allowed him to play in this, there'd be three bounties on his team!

el oh el

- jordan

Last piece of Unmentionables business for tonight.

Natethegreek and Dubey8989, I have put side bets of 100 dollars on each of you.

Neck, you vs nonotbaxter in a last longer and Dubey8989 vs myplayisrab in a last longer. Also, I have a team cash bet between us and Grinder's evil, Satan-spawned team. Also, one other bet that I don't want to tell the players involved about because I don't want you to be too pressured.

RAB was talking so much trash about you, Dubey! All night!

EDIT: Also, for God's sake, Veener, change your avatar back.

OOOH, pressure's on


Glad to be aboard

Just to clarify, do I have the option of sending my stake back while still remaining on the team?

I love the idea of this and definitely want to be a part of it, which is why I signed up for the draft, but I don't reeeaaally need the stake too desperately and I don't mind buying in on my own coin, as long as it isn't against the rules and I can still stay on the team.

i wish i was on this team


i cant pay tho

i be in niag fall paing CRAPS AND LIVE POKER

weeeeeeeeeeeee




ok ok...obv brag post


oh yeah...then a bacheor party

DRUNAKAMENTS
!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sure thing. I just sent them out to be sure. Send it on back.

Are you Naismith (medeira (sp) beach)?

I think it's actually, "Naismith, Owner of the Soon-to-Be-Champion Unmentionables, residing in (Madeira Beach)".

They might've condensed it to "Naismith (Madeira Beach)", though.

Cool, $11 sent. Still glad to be on the team. let's take it down!

Cool, thanks.

And the award for Owner that is most likely to lose 1k+ due to crazy props goes to....

NAISMITH!!!

i will not let you down

Naismith is going to be RICH BITCH!!!

Zimmer will have faith in me you Unmentionable Bastards!

Definitely, he has faith. Not ten dollars worth of faith, mind you. But faith.

Thanks for the faith in me naismith. I plan on personally taking out Acid.

LOL, I will ship $50 over to any FCPer who knocks me out of this tourney.

(this is invariably where Naismith will insert a quip about the fact that I don't play online and therefore probably don't have $50 online to ship to someone)

if i bust you, i'll trade in the 50 for daily calls about how amazing i am at poker. : duration 1 month.

Daily emails? You live in Canada and I'm not sure you're worth my cell minutes

loool

if only that were the case.

17k fields, no thanks.

- Jordan

I have my 6pack ready for a victory drink....

OK. Duh. I don't pay attention. Or at least haven't because I've been on 2 vacations and play mostly live lately. ... What tourney is this?

Got my Steak (ty) and am all registered up! Team unmentionalbles will be doing some very unmentionable things on sunday.

This is a safe bet considering the odds that any FCP is 1) at your first table and 2) in the first hand when you go broke!

Look at all my boys...they're ready and hungry. The only thing I feel bad about is that two members of this team are going to final table bubble since there are only enough seats for nine!

The Invincible Unmentionables pulled some strings, greased some palms and called in favors to pull off the first very shady, but infinitely beneficial post-draft deal, acquiring the rights to the #1 rated online player based out of East Haddem...the bearfish!

Thx for drafting me Naismith, srry haven't had time to get on here. Will do the Unmentionables proud on Sunday!

Okay, my peoples, I have no way to check if you're registered, so I'm just going to hope you all are. If we all show up and play our C games, we've got this thing locked up. If we play our A games, we'll be battling each other at the final table.

Remember, it's not whether we win or lose...it's whether, while we win, we appropriately demean our inferior opponents and make them wish they never stopped playing Magic: The Gathering.

Got the steak...and ate it up yummmm...ok maybe I'm drunk and just got home from a BBQ. But I am registered for the tourney and ready as shiznit to TID for the team.

hey thanx for the draft. im all registered and ready to make people cry. oh, and play magic.

so, its just a regular day pretty much?

im pretty sure i locked up $100 for grinder because theres no way dubey is outlasting me after i took 26th in the 20k/11$ last night on the only real mistake i made all tourney..being bigstacked from the getgo right until 3 tables left, even after goin 1/6 in coinflip allins (i was never at risk) and 2/6 in 60/40s

Naismith, I'll take the LL for $10.

Just to be clear, your horse is YoungStunna7, mine is Acid_Knight.

Now taking last longers on myself.... anyone want action you have come to the right place.

howd u guys get that cool team sig?

i want one toooooooo (whinney voice)

I stole mine I suggest stealing mine.

yeah but the only way to put a pic in the sig is thru a URL. am i missing sumthing?

http://www.mondayjobs.com/images/naismiths.jpg and there it is, thanks to whoever I stole this from

perfect

hey no_neck, hope ur still gna have that game in boston. this school year is gna be pretty lax for me time wise, so me and a firend will def be able to play.

hey naismith, the other managers are starting to take care of their horses pretty nicely...:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=104254

Haha.

Fine, as per my "we match all offers" store policy, I will match his incentives on all things except the part about not busting teammates. The Unmentionables are many things, but dirty, dirty, dirty, colluding, dirty, cheating bastards, we're not!

That would be me sir

The presence of the signatures should be enough to scare the enemy away!

good stuff buddy. I just called into the tournament director and told them to put me as at the same table if not to the left of AcidKnight.

weak

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