Jon Lovitz and Andy ****.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossi...six/pagesix.htm


Lol, i hate that guy.

Obviously J Lovitz.

How about a gorilla versus a shark in a 2 foot deep tank of water?

Jon Lovitz sits on Andy Dick and both win. Jon Lovitz wins by killing Andy Dick while Andy wins by going out doing what he loves best...spooning ass.

FYP.

Jon Lovitz

BTW, my favorite Jon Lovitz moment. The Wedding Singer: "He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all of the benefits."


The gorilla would win in 2ft of water, but the shark would win in anything over 5ft of water.

how about a tiger and a shark in 2 feet of water and a 25 foot diameter pool

I have to give it to the shark here. Most of the tiger's body will be under so his movement will be hindered. His head will barely be above the water so he won't have good visibility on the shark.

Tiger FTW, Average Height of a tiger is 3 feet so water only up to shoulders prob. plus many tigers spend alot of their time in the water to keep cool and hunt prey around the river/lake so I don't think speed/agility would be affected top much, And if it's just 2 feet of water the shark will have to be pretty small to be fully submerged to make full advantage of it's speed.

I think that a paw hit by the tiger would not inflict enough damage on the shark whereas one bite from the shark would be nearly crippling to the tiger. As soon as the tiger got injured it would be a lost battle but the shark can take a couple hits before it becomes fatally injured. Shark FTW.

Yup. The average height is 3 feet. So, 2/3rds of it's body underwater... low visibility... and plenty of room for the shark to attack from any angle... see below.




Exactly. The tiger will have a hard time delivering a hit anyway as it's paw will have to travel through some water first. The shark will most likely remove a limb from the tiger with the very least of a bite. It has the capability to gut the tiger in one bite.


If the tank were very small and the shark could only come at the tiger from the front... I'd give the tiger a better chance. But in this tank... it's the shark FTW. Unless Humberto Brennes is pushing the shark.

Who will win between an ill-fitted, overflowing coffee pot full of scalding hot coffee, or the skin on my hand?

I assure you the coffee would (did ) win.

Who would win in a fight between the girl in your avatar's throat and my hand?

Well, if you got video of it, I think we'd all end up a winner, no matter what the outcome.

So true.

A question about this choking business, I have but very slight choking experience, pretty much just a little squeeze as was fit with the moment. Is choking meant to pleasure the choker or the chokee. I hear it makes orgasms better when your running out of air, but are you getting a rush off of the power when you’re applying your choke hold? Are you doing this for own enjoyment or are you being a sweety pie and doing it for her pleasure?

It absolutely goes both ways. It is for the enjoyment of both partners and I would never force choking on someone who was not cool with it.

For the person applying the choke, there is a feeling of power... of holding a life in your hand. But this can not be the only focus, and if that is the only enjoyment you get from it... it's a slippery slope to real danger.
Personally... I can let some aggression and frustration out during a choking, but I feel I'm fairly advanced at it and can control it. If a novice choker were to start envisioning violence during a choke, they could lose control easily.

For the person being choked, it can be enjoyable two ways. One being the feeling of submitting to another person. The other would be the euphoria you described of climaxing while being short on oxygen.


I know I've made many jokes about choking, and it can be funny... but I'm also well aware of the danger and I hope I've stressed the dangers involved. As I said, I would never force it on anyone. It is about both partners and not just an ego trip, as I'm sure many men would imagine it to be.

Shark obviously.



The real question is who would win in a fight between a rampaging bull and a fallen human?



Rampaging Bull - 1
Fallen Human - 0

hi

annyong

annyong.

its like when an old character that everybody loved comes back to a tv show.



and no, nothing rodreynolds has ever posted could be considered annoying. NOTHING.

annyong.

I agree with your statement. you should probably read over the posts again. Maybe something totally went over my head. I can see why you could've misread it though. It's an Arrested Development thing. you should watch. choppy sentences. It just happened. I decided to roll with it. What's a conjunction?

I like where this thread has gone.

Just go ahead and make the 'Dear Dogpatch' thread already.

Andy Dick would totally kick Jon Lovitz's ass, but unfortunately we'll never really know the answer to this question. These kind of scenarios never happen in real life.

You're probably right.

But you have to ask yourself. Is he really probably right?


Remember, there is no spoon the Alamo.

you see dear friends, I can't read. I didn't notice it wasn't spelled "annoying" but yet "anyong." Had I perceived this minuscule but rather important detail I would have know that, yes, something was up. But I didn't, so now I look like a fool.



I still wouldn't have gotten it though, and I did watch AD quite religiously. Oh well.


And RodReynolds, if you refuse to post anymore, could you at least send me random, nonsensical but hilarious messages via text to my cell phone on a semi-weekly basis? Thanks.

Nope.



Gold, Jerry. Gold.

FYP

Annyong!

The following post should only be read by those who agree to not interpret it as a sign that I am back.


Has my 17th month plan finally achieved its ultimate purpose? Have I just got Shake's cellular telephone number? Ok, I agree. As long as when I'm in a situation that calls for a one-liner, preferably with five words are less, I can call you up and explain the situation and you will respond with something both funny, concise, and will make the object of the one-liner feel worse about him/herself, but in time will come to appreciate the joke, and maybe even be able to laugh at himself when the time is right, but not until then, you can't rush it, believe me. I realized I used the term "both" incorrectly in that last sentence. I guess that what makes me me.

There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on

So, I guess Rod's back.

are they supposed to go limp and fall asleep after?

Dear Who Would Win In A Fight Between,

Am I supposed to think of the return of JJJ, RR, and LLY in recent times as a coincidence?

Crapfully Yours,

Some Guy CA

How crazy would it be if JJJ, RR, and LLY were really all the same person? But, if you really think about it, it kind of makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Hmmmm, I wonder...

what type of person would make more than one account on a poker forum? sheesh

don't get me started!!!

<---- Ill put my money on KIMBO SLICE to take them all out. and if you dont know kimbo you should, get to know.

If Mr.Zimmerlin makes an appearence, then we'll know for sure.