OK...if u ever have any questions relating to drinking, or typing "hi" for tht matter...direct them here.

This includes questions such as:

-Why do I Never get hangovers with this particular type of beer/drink?
-What do I do if I am drunk and call my boss at 4:15 am? Is that bad?
-How do I avoid buying worthless shit off ebay when im drunk?
-I cannot get it up when I am drunk...why is this?
-What is the best houshold cleaner to disinfect the sink after I piss into it?

im here to help people

~chrozzo

I got one. I weigh nothing and have never drank before. How much beer should I drink to get drunk, but not die of alcohol poisoning?

I have a question...

Why don't you ever call me anymore.?

Oh, and what do you do with a girl who pissed herself in your car?

Do you kick her out of the car? I never dealt with this before but it happened recently.. and i'm still angry!

Dear Chrozzo,

Why do you turn your back on this beautiful country of ours by drinking foreign beer?

Drink 3 McEwans Scotch Ales and call me in the morning.



Ive been busy?

Now theres less of a chance she will piss on you during sex...just man up and clean the seat.

Sorry...i love the USA...but popular American beer is shit.

hi

well done

Dear Chrozzo,

There's a couple Guinness cans up for grabs. I've only had it from the bottle, tap, and one time from special keg you can rent for the house. All I know about cans is that I'm supposed to pour into a glass. Is it worth the trouble, or am I just getting a 3/4 quality Guinness?

thanks,

Brother Up The Trail

Can I please get your top 10 list on why people drink?

A countdown if you will.

No way dude

Guinness = any guinness = 100%

the drought cans are top notch...and the draugh bottle too

the tap is lovely...and looks damn good while poruing out

but FTMFW...go with the Guinness Extra Stout in bottles......the best Guinness money can buy

10. why not try it?...i just turned 21
9. i like that label on the bottle...i bet the drink is just as good
8. ooooo..those little umbrellas are sooo cute...i want one
7. pain relief
6. depression
5. tastes good
4. everyone else is doing it
3. omg...i love drunkeness....why not again?
2. alcoholism
1. hi

Dear chrozzy,

I love you. And I love drinking.


Love,

Snugglebear.

You get the **** out of here

DONT E-GAY THIS THREAD UP!!!!!



in that thought.....3-way?

Dont steal my material. You fuckin cuntmuscle.

ok back on track....next question...?

Dear Chrozzo,

Why does Leinenkugels wheat beer taste like Fruity Pebbles?

Dear chrozzo,

How come every time I go out drinking with you my asshole hurts the next morning?

Signed,

Sitting in pain.

Dear Chrozzo,

If you buy a handle of Vodka when is the right time to pour the first drink?
What % of the bottle is it appropriate to drink a night?

SIncerely,

Screwdriving Hard In Attleboro

please step in front of

because when Chrozzo is drunk, he makes an honest mistake of identifying two objects.

Object 1







Object 2

which brew u drinking?





sorry..thats how I roll






instantly

100%

nothing right now, but it was called something like Sunset Wheat or Summer Wheat

hmm sunset wheat...

tastes like **** cuz its 4.8 % abv

and because tehy add lemons to it

shitty...IMO

I have a question.

How is it that the original post in this thread only has one typo, and is, for the most part, completely coherent?

Did you make a thread about drinking, while sober? That would just be silly.

Did you finally learn how to type drunk? I wouldn't believe it.

What's the deal with the "hi" posts? I don't get them.

Dear Chrozzo
Everytime I drink tequila I end up waking up in the park with a sore *** the next day. Any theories?

Starting bringing toilet paper out to the bars with you.

no i type thart whe ni was sober

weeeeeeee



carry this on u at als times:

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im off to bed eno

ask in the am
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dear Chrozzo,

How much money would you estimate you spend on alcohol in an average year? Also, if you got drunk and had a three-way with SuitedAces and FWP, would that be +EV?

Dear Chrozzo,

hi



Do any of those "hangover cures" you can buy actually work?


I am normally multi-orgasmic, but find when I am drunk, I often have difficulty achieving even one orgasm. Do you know why this is? Is there some medical reason for my inability to pop while heavily intoxicated?




Nik

"Kegs, cans and widget bottles for North America are all brewed in Ireland (according to the official company line), while the bottled Extra Stout is brewed over here. Specifically, the Extra Stout sold in the US is brewed in Canada by Moosehead, while the stuff sold in Canada is brewed by Labatt."

ya that stuff isn't even from Ireland. The bottles we have in Montreal are horrible. The cans with the widgets are teh nutz. Apparently there are bottles with widgets meant to be drank from the bottle but that seems like blasphemy to me. There are 8 packs of Guinness being sold that comes with a pint glass that isn’t pint size, but holds the contents of the can perfectly. It’s sweet to poor the can in a perfect sized Guinness glass.



In 2006, Canada was the fastest growing Guinness draught market in the world and on St. Patrick's Day in 2006, more Guinness was sold in Canada than in Ireland.

Population of Ireland: 4,250,000
Population of Canada: 33,000,000

On a related note, I was once driving home a couple friends and this chick I wanted to bang. She was in the back seat, had drank a lot. This car was brand spankin new at the time, literally a couple weeks old. So I hear "pull it over man, Sara is gonna yuke". I freak out and stop the car on the side of the road.

I was too late, I hear the sound. I envision puke everywhere. You know what she did? She took her $80 sweater, neatly made it into a bowl of sorts, and threw up into her sweater. No vomit, anywhere. I have never wanted to nail that girl harder then that moment. Way to take one for the team!



I love that beer, I can get the normal brew around here. I saw the berry one once but they don't sell it anywhere i've seen. We made a rule that every time you open one, you have to scream out, in a German accent: LEINNNNENKUUUUUGELLL

I love this woman...

FYP

Hi


I Beer

What is your favorite beer of all time?

I used Chaser Pills the whole time were were in Vegas last year.. I do think they work if you can remember to take them while drinking

I'm gonna have to disagree here. Guiness on tap is the best. Somewhere around 63 degrees. Not freezing cold.

The draught cans and bottles are ok, but the Extra Stout bottles do not impress me.

then get some



then



and hopefully join in this later...

Forget the first three.... go straight for this.

just got back from the dentist...i will answer all of your questions in time

weeeeeeeeeeee

eleventy brazillian dollars...giver or take 50 cents

+ev only if FWP is wasted



hi

water, and lots of it before bed and first thing in the morning, is the best way to treat a hangover

Some drugs may sedate and impair orgasmic responsiveness, including alcohol. Alcohol depresses nerve impulses, thus slowing any and all reaction.




My top 3 favorite beers:
1. Delirium Nocturnum....from Belgium
2. McEwnas Scotch Ale...from Scotland
3. Ename Triple Abbey...from Belgium




and CBass...I 100% agree! (except for your choice of beverage, of course)

hi

Now why do people drink Natty Lite even though it tastes like garbage?

Becuase it's cheap.

Well it sure took us way too long to out drink them at their own game.

qft

Also, many poeple that normally NEVER drink Guinness drink it on St. Patricks day just becuase of that fact and also that everyone else is drinking it.

but why not spend a few more bucks for @ least like miller lite which has some taste