Fleur
Thursday, January 31st, 2008, 9:55 AM
Come to Amsterdam, buy shrooms or XTC, STAY INSIDE SOMEWHERE. And enjoy

We don't have bad quality shrooms down here (because they are legal

) and the XTC is also better than anywhere else in the world.
When on XTC , DO:
- Take a shower (feels like heaven)
- Look at blinking lights (you'll find it hard to stop turning lights on and off)
- Look in the mirror (you know it's you, but you don't recognize yourself)
- Chew gum (or lose your teeth

)
- Watch a movie with a complicated plot and then watch it again sober the next day ( you think you know what it's about, but it turns out to be completely different from what you thought the night before)
DONT:
- Get naked (you'll regret it in the morning)
- Kiss people (you might also regret that the next day)
- Try and have sex ( you can't get it up if you're male, can't have an orgasm if you're female

)
So, comparing the above, I'd say go for it

edit: and one last thing, if you do decide to take shrooms and not XTC and come to Amsterdam... DO NOT JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. We've had foreigners do that before and it nearly got the smartshops closed as a result