it seems everytime im on here smasharoo has replied to every thread on the forum....cutting people down and being an arrogant prick.....smash what do you do for a living man ? how do u have all this time to reply to every post on this forum?

he writes romance novels(not kidding)

No ****ing way...

"Hell is other people."
- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

He breeds reindeer.

a few days ago someone on this forum said that he cleans up after the peep shows. I myself feel inclined to believe just that.

He is a chicken sexer

he does write romance novels, its just under a pen name

Someone's got to.

Why?

So my grandmother (along with all the other lonely people out there) has something read.

he is a pimp

Still funny as hell!


"Hell is other people."
- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

He reminds me of Melvin Udall from "As Good As It Gets."

Now I find out he writes romance novels - as did Mr. Udall. One of the best quotes of the movies comes when the receptionist (female) at his publisher's office asks him how he "writes women" so well and Udall replies, "I think of a man . . . and take away all reason and accountability."

Now THAT sounds like Smash!!

And all this time I thought he was a poker player.

I think you may have hit it on the head. I love Smash. As I have said before, he is a curmudgeon. A loveable curmudgeon.

When I heard smash was a romance novelist, it didn't surprise me. Kinda reminds me of a disgusting, hygenically challeged woman doing phone sex. Possibly a bad analogy, but I imagine a romantic night at the casa de smasheroo going a little something like this:

smasherette: "Hey honey are you ready to go out and have a nice romantic dinner?"

smasheroo: "Give me an hour, I'm verbally assaulting some teenagers on FCP at the moment." These tools brought a toothpick to a gunfight, don't they know who I am?

smasherette: "But you said that over an hour ago and it's getting late, c'mon sweetiepie, I'm all dressed and ready to go."

smasheroo: "Um Hi. You're wrong. I said I "might" be ready in an hour, but I'm clearly not. Your conversational comprehension skills are slipping again. Come back and talk to me when you can actually understand what I'm saying"

smasherette: "No need to get nasty snookums, I'm just really excited about a night out with my main hello kitty, I mean, man. If we go right now, I'll shower you with adoration and stroke more than your ego later."

smasheroo: "Well, let's see, while I lambaste half the FCPers, the other half are worshiping me, so I have enough adoration right here. Since you are wearing your glasses I assume you can see that my right hand is working just fine, so I can take care of the rest myself, but thanks for offering. Order a pizza, you should just be happy to be in the same room with me."

smasherette: "I can't believe I let you talk to me like that all the time."

smasheroo: "Can you believe this? I'm moving out!!!"

smasherette: "Not really, you said that last week..."

Hey Hey how about this.





Let's stop with all these Smasharoo threads. God damn.

first off johnnyhockey your a god for the bubbles pic.

What is Smash's pen name? I love to read.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHAHA

DEAD

amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. ahah wow

When I heard smash was a romance novelist, it didn't surprise me. Kinda reminds me of a disgusting, hygenically challeged woman doing phone sex. Possibly a bad analogy


It's a lot like that, actully,just pays much better.

Maybe I'll write you guys a poker novel and post it in chapters. Serialized like.

Then y'all can coplain about my writing too.

haha we're just messin with you man. Most of it i hope is in good nature.

haha we're just messin with you man. Most of it i hope is in good nature.


No, I tihnk most of it is mean spirited attempts to hurt my feelings!



Not that there is any chance in hell of that occuring....

lol smash did you get smashed tonight?

Smash,

Have you see "As Good As It Gets" ? You're younger, and aren't you married?
But otherwise, I think the comparison to Nicholson's Udall is pretty astute. Oh, and you probably don't have OCD.

You're fun to read.

Nik

I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. You would have to have feelings for that to be possible...

Seriously smash, I'm just messing around.

Hes a jizz mopper at his local peep theater. It supports his meager poker habit.

Hes a jizz mopper at his local peep theater. It supports his meager poker habit.


Do you pay Kevin Smith when you lamely rip off his ten year old jokes, or do you just dump chips to him in your imaginary NL game?

Hahahahaha.

Man, I kill me.

Who eats c ock???

Smasharette, hilarious.

That bit cracked me up.

Pogue, nice job son.

Smasharoo- The Phil Hellmuth of the boards.

Except Hellmuth has the attitude AND the talent.

Smasharoo- The Phil Hellmuth of the boards.

Except Hellmuth has the attitude and the talant.


Right, I just have the talent.

I'll work on the attitude.

Hahahah.

Man, I'm the best.

Smash, you pique my interest, you ever go to AC?

That signature is pretty gaye.

Well obviously you don't get IT do you?

I don't know, let me read it again....


....Yeah, I got it, and it's still stupid.

OK.

Smash, you pique my interest, you ever go to AC?


Not if I can avoid it. Why would I go play in the 3rd best poker city in the country in the midle of a shit hole state when I can play in LA or Vegas?

Trust fund baby. I for one have made up my mind. I WILL NEVER RESPOND TO A SMASH POST AGAIN. Thats the only way to make him go away

off topic here, but..........

MarionSauce, I am a relative newbie here, but with that said...........

Each pic u put up is hotter than the last...

Girl, U ROCK

You are the first person in this forum to ever hit on MarionSauce. I promise.

and so you decided to dust this post off just so that you could tell us that, do you really think we care enough

Probably a 50 year old Archie Bunker looking gay dude with a hot neice.

Who the hell is archie bunker?

If you want to dump chips to Kevin Smith, I hear that he and Jay play the $5/$5 NL at Foxwoods sometimes.

To quote Stewie Griffin: "Are you serious? Is she serious?"

How can you not know who Archie Bunker is? Are all kids these days as deprived as this one?

learn some of american tv cutluture of the last 30 years. you know who ralph cramden is right?

The most loveable racist ever

Stifle, stifle, stifle!

I'm actually glad todays kids are deprived of his bigotry and chauvinism.