I'm old fashioned in that I like it straight from behind while pulling the hair.

But this has problems, near completion, if I wish to give her the experience of a lifetime, known as the B-Bomb.

Although a little thumb in the 2-hole may lead to extra-carricular activities.


Since we have some people who are finally having sex, teach them from your vast experience different things to try!

please let this thread die quickly...

does the term "in house" mean anything to you?

I prefer the girl on her side, one leg up. Get in where you can fit in and you have easy access to pull her hair, slap her ass or choke her out.

two words...ANGRY PIRATE

credit where credit is due. This is a good position, and I'm still laughing, and do so every time I read "Choke her out" Well done.

I wish I had something to add, but I dont.

shut up guys, i'd like to hear more about finding a girl i really like, having her let me touch her, then learning how to pull her hair, treat her roughly and degrade her in a myriad of ways.

Just ask for a rusty trombone.

I just did this Wednesday night and the girl sent me a message on Myspace saying I could be a little rougher next time.



QFMFT

I'm a big fan of the pink sock also.

Reverse cowboy is fun.

But who doesn't enjoy giving a Houdini every now and again?

Reverse cowboy is fun with someone who knows what they're doing. In the wrong (hands?) it can be quite dangerous.

link?

be careful of leaving bruises.

Copied from the message:

"I need you to TALK to me tonight, you can call - we'll be eating dinner at 7:30, and then we usually go to Masquerade about 11:00...and it doesn't close until like 4...so I'll be up AWHILE. I DOUBT you will be able to stay awake that long, but I understand. (I have that effect on men.) Would like to talk to you about ONE thing before Friday, though...and I can't do it if I have to TALK...so here goes. You were awfully...um..."gentle" with me. That's not necessary. I don't actually want to pass out or have major bruises that I have to explain...but you can be quite a bit rougher if that's okay with you. I don't want to MAKE you rough me up if that's not your style...but I wouldn't mind if you were a little more aggressive. Okay...that's done. Whew. Not as bad as I thought. lol "


Funny you mentioned bruises... she did too. I was easy on her because this was the first time we'd seen each other in awhile. I was pushing it with the choking, but she was very responsive to it.

You better bring your lunch next time. I'm talking, go to work, drill her. One of the keys to choking her is make sure you don't squeeze with the fingertips. That leaves bruises. Hands around the neck, squeeze with the inner thumb and inside palm of your hand. Like your trying to press her neck through the mattress. Just a suggestion.

she probably likes little nibbles too. I'll tell you what, give me her number, I'll set something up, push her boundaries, and see what she likes. I'm here for you.

hye misterB...i thought you left

Wow. I really appreciate the backup and the tips.

I feel like my choking game is strong. As you said, it's more thumb and inside palm, but I do throw some fingertips in there every now and then. Once you get the pressure right, you can almost wrap your fingers around the windpipe. Sends 'em over the edge.

"my choking game is strong"

You're killing me today...good stuff.

Nothing is better than just laying back and letting her do the work and just grabbing some titties when you feel like it.

Calling Wayne Brady.

LAWL

Thank you, thank you. It was all you, you really inspired me.

No, I love YOU more!

and I thought you told me this return was temporary?

Im not gonna lie the whole "choking out" thing makes me a little uncomfortable, but hay what is the interweb for, am I right?

you know how I do, and believe me, the first time a girl suggested it, it kind of took me by surprise. I'm pretty strong, so I was nervous. I mean, I saw Very Bad Things.

anyway, you're going to town missionary style, and you start choking her, and her face turns red and eyes start to bug out a bit, its a little scary. ut hey, screw it right? You want the bull, you get the horns

yeah choking ain't my thing personally. I'm not iqcrash after all. now watersports and scat? oh boy, don't get me started on that.

I used to bartend and dated a younger hostess. I could tell she had daddy issues, which was fine at the time. I enjoyed me some good sexing. She was all about the rough play, choking and all. I had to stop seeing her though, when she asked me to hit her. Hard. She wanted me to slap her in the face. She seemed like the type of girl who could easily turn that around on me, so I gave her an angry dragon the last time we hooked up, and left her alone*.

*There was no angry dragon.

Choking... it's a fine line. You have to have serious control to do it safely. I really don't recommend it if you're the kind of person who gets emotional. You have to be able to do it, enjoy it... but also realize when to let go.

Hitting... it's the next step above choking. And if you thought choking was dangerous, stay the fuck away from hitting.

I've said some funny stuff here, but I'm also deadly serious. This stuff can go South, real quick. I've had girls that I could do those things to, but it has to be somebody who you trust and who can trust you.

A little light choking with some random the other night... I got lucky and she dug it. But hitting, nah. You gotta earn that shit, girl.

_{I want to take this time to apologize to all the women I'm offending right now. ROFL But some of you DO enjoy this stuff.}

Yeah that's signature-worthy.

Thanks. I have to admit I felt the same way, but I can't be the guy who quotes himself in his sig.

Were you having sex with Mr. Zimmerlin because THAT would be a treat. One pinky or two?

I love you Dogpatch. Now get over here and get to chokin.

Hey it's the internet, you can do whatever you want!



Seriously though I was unsure if you were joking for the first half of the thread. I think the fact that you're not joking makes it even better.

LOL Looks like his writing huh? Nah, that was just her way of EMPHASING words I guess.

I'll choke you, but if you want some hitting thrown in... I don't know, you'll really have to sweet talk me.

Yea, I thought it would seem like a joke at first and I was just having fun making it funny. But it is serious bizz and I felt I had throw in a little disclaimer there.

My ex and I were together for awhile. We were always kinda rough, but over the years the choking progressed and before we split there was full on face slapping going on. I know some people will be shocked by that, but I think what two grown people want to do is cool. It is a sign of trust and not to be taken lightly... although it is funny as shit in casual conversation.

Let me get my helmet and shoulder pads. Bring your wizard robe.

...I put on my robe and wizard hat... and boxing gloves.

Dogpatch, you'll definitely get a pink sock from this vcard. ( I think he has a Vcard, not sure though)

Nope

I can't ever remember which of you sickies are still card carriers. My bad.

You'd still give him a pink sock, because I hear dogpatch is hung like a horse.

TTIWWOP

its always fun to give a girl a strawberry shortcake.

I gotta jump on the "I don't get it bandwagon". I totally get the hairpulling and nibbling. Choking not so much.

I protest this thread. Sex should be a sacred act between two people that love each other, and are married. There's no need for this vulgarity on the internet.

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Interesting curiousity... why hairpulling and nibbling but NOT choking?

It's all part of the rough game, amirite?

biting, scratching, etc etc etc

I suppose it's an interesting progression and that's the point where I stop. Something about choking just seems over the line to me. My feeling about it is not logical. It's purely emotional. Which would explain why Dogpatch said you can't get emotional about it if you do it.

I'm not into the whole pain thing, but I dated a girl who liked a good spanking. At first I was hesitant but with some practice I was smackin her ass pretty good. She got off good and I thought it was hillarious, so I had to try hard not to laugh. She would talk dirty and would suggest a girlfriend come over and join. My first threesome !! (2 girls I mean) Long story, It never happened.

Oh my god, you're right. How could I be so cavalier with the female kind. I am sorry and will burn in hell for my lewd acts.

Unless I repent




(me repenting)


Whew needed that after last night

I love this thread so much.

I'd written a hellishly long response, but then I changed my mind.

Dogpatch, Ronnie, MisterB - we should hang out

so true

it takes personal responsibility in a couple (that's desiring to last) to be open sexually

You want to talk about the next great reality show??

It would have to be carried by ShowSkintime though, no other network would carry it. Except maybe FOX. (they're crazy like that)


We could make hundreds...

And get laid, I mean do you know how many girls bone just to be on camera? If facial abuse can make money, we totally could.



And strat, keep your mouth shut. I'm not the one who has to take on a job, working 40 hours a week, to fly across the globe to get laid by someone I met on the internet. So please keep your comments to yourself.