I can splooge for great distances. Is that a talent ?

I can blow myself

You win. Pics of said blowing for instructional purposes ??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

Did anyone actually read this post?

I stopped reading at "frontbend" Ewwwww

Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient penis length and/or flexibility to perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some.

I wonder if said writer "demoed" these possibilities for research purposes.

I'm a bass player extraordinaire. I also have the innate ability to get thrown out of Wal-Mart.

I can also quote the entire movie, "Happy Gilmore," word for word.

I am very mean.

Next time your at Wal-Mart, get me 147 thumbtacks.

And ya know that "Mista Mista" lady... I think I killed her.

I play bass too, just completely forgot to count it as a "talent".

Autofellatio not so much, the gut kinda gets in the way.

I'm very good at driving in reverse.

Oh! This reminds me of my other talent, other than eating box.

I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order without any help or prompting.

Oh yea....I can hit a road sign at a rest stop on I-79 from about 15-20 yards away with a snowball.











TWICE! 2 for 2, yaches!

Friend of Renae: "So. Renae? I've been meaning to talk to you. I had a little 'issue' with that thing I told you about the other night, and this time I couldn't get it to go-"

Renae: "Alabama. Alaska. Arizona. Arkansas. California. Colorado. Connecticut."

FOR: "What, we're on this again? I didn't even prompt you."

Renae: "Deleware."

FOR: "Are you do-"

Renae: "Florida. Georgia. Hawai'i (Moku'aina o Hawai'i)."

FOR: "Okay. Now you're just showing off. I'll just go to the free clinic."



Wang

I USEDD to bve able to drinka nd drive really well from Foxwoods to college

and im up a few K in Madden, which im pretty sick at

until that one time.....

See how enthralling conversations with me are?

Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine.

And Fryer's telling the truth about the snowball. We were in Pennsylvania (Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas) and he nailed it twice. And the sign was hanging above his head. It was an upwards throw.

This deserves some e-love.

I did now, and it's kind of awesome.

I've discovered that I'm pretty good at doing nothing, even when I have tons of tasks I should do I can still sit around and do nothing.

I had a similar response to Renae use of "prompted"
I'm so glad you got to post your first. Masterpiece.

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and yes I read KTW's post, why not?

oh, and alphabet backwards while drunk in < 5 secs.

I can say the alphabet, while drunk, in random order... < 2 seconds.

_{*please note: User's claim of under 2 seconds does not imply that he will use each letter only once or each letter even once.}

this is the best talent ive read yet


ohh and the one about being black

How about play Xbox, run micro SNGs on PS, post on this forum, and DJ all at the same time? Did I mention I have slight A.D.D.?

I'm pretty good with directions/finding my way places and estimating what time it is without seeing any sort of clock.

Pretty odd how many of us can quickly recite the alphabet backwards.

I am quite good at DDR and kick *** at trivia.

I had Pi memorized to a little over 300 digits at one point. (I can only recite it to about 75 digits now.)

I know all of the WSOP ME event winners in chronological order.

I can make my right "eye" squeak by pressing on it. (It's actually my tear duct.)

While standing, I can turn my feet pretty far backwards...like my little toes point at 7 o'clock and 5 o'clock.

I usually only crap once per week. (I'd revealed this previously.)

I've spent significant time studying half a dozen languages and have a library of dictionaries and phrase books for 40+ languages.

dont know maybe i dont have one

ohh yea I forgot to mention

No one can beat me in beer pong


NOONE

I've recently discovered that I eat pussy like I haven't had a meal in days.

Hehehe.


Well apparently I can choke a girl to heighten orgasm.

nad guys too apparently




its ok...it didnt hurt...much

It's a good hurt.

ohh yea i also have the perfect gaydar

You should probably stop sniffing your own anus.

Could you use it on SuitedAces? I think he's gay, cause his dick tastes like shit.

HIYOO!

I forgot one: I'm double jointed in my shoulders.

I'm not gay. What would give you a crazy idea like that?

Re-read my post. It's right there.

Ohh. Thats really chrozzo's fault.

No bowel control, huh?

i guess thats funny

leave the gay jokes to suitedaces chrozzo and all the other pros

None.

He can. I've seen it.





I can play violin. I can twirl baton. I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.


Oh and I definitely rock at eating box. Ask Renae.

godammit

if his penis wasnt so big it wouldnt be that big a problem

I finally figured out my talent: I have the sixth highest postcount of all people whose usernames start with the letter h!

Whooo hooo!

Assuming you are referring to beirut, which is the game not played with a paddle; I can...It's true.

Eating box.






Has that been said?

True story.

Socal's girlfriend and I should compare and decide on a winner.

You lose. Until you prove it. I will be conducting research. Report to under my desk.