FYP. It's a travesty that these kids have come along and stolen someone else's shtick.

wow there is now way that is good for you. Dr. Freud would have a field day with that comment.

I was a good soccer player, im still decent but nowhere i was a couple years back, i played for Jr. Nationals. Had plans of playing National but was way too focused on partying and getting laid, i also had a couple terrible back surgeries that really hindered me.

I can juggle

Ive been told i sex good, especially on sundays. (working on my choke game)

random amounts of change in my hand i can guess the amount generally to within .05

finding FREE parking spots in rush hour downtown.

While im with my GF i can manage to check out ever girl slickly without her knowing.

thats all for now

Talked to doctor. He said it was okay.

you sure?

******

I can give myself a blow job.. I've done yoga since I was 13, and I'm hung like a horse so it works out..

Not that... I've ever tried that.......

I agree. I bet all those guys think Dane Cook is hilarious.


Ron and Speedzie and whomever else are the TruestBitches. Chrozzo and SuitedAces and Dogpatch are Pretenders.



Stamp it and ship it. All of it.


Wang

I have very large testicles, and my sac is very stretchy. I can make my junk look like a FlyingSquirrel.


Wang

I am completely miserable San Diego.

And for the record, I DO NOT think Dane Cook is hilarious. I think he sucks.

Ron Mexico is the **** dont get me wrong but we were talking about gay jokes

96% of suitedaces posts are gay jokes I say that he is a pro

I'm there....oh, you're not here yet? Back to my desk.


Find a girl that doesn't care...and even points out the ones you miss. It's much better than way. Just sayin'...


RM is the OF.

I've rolled 5 perfect games in bowling.

I have no problem with the way any of you roll, so don't get me wrong, but Ron was taking off limbs on the second level with the same act like 3 years ago. All gay, all the time. He and Royal Tour have been doing it YEARS, without exaggeration. And I bet if you go back through some of the older posts, you'd find there's a healthy contingent of people who got in on the second or third floor that are STILL a full year plus ahead of you guys on this one.


Also, I found out I can change a spare tire last night.


Wang

My claim to fame is usually, "Easily the best guitar player you know", since there actually isn't anyone that comes close that I've met. However, since none of you actually know me, and odds are several of you can kick my ass, I prefer to say nothing.


That was me saying nothing.

Silent talking. Powerful!

Whoa whoa whoa. How did I miss this?

I'll be the first to admit my e-gay is nowhere near on the level of Mr. Mexico. I only dabble in it. Chrozzo and Suited are obviously on a mission, I'm just an amateur who drops a little on occasion when the mood strikes.

Besides, I've got my own gig. Recognized by Mr. Mexico himself. I'm his student and until the day I can grab the grasshopper out of his hand (or off his penis), I remain a learner.




I don't roll on shabbos.



Again, I hope I've not given the impression that I hold my self anywhere near the level of the veterans mentioned above. I'm a relative n00b and I accept that.

Ok, I'm white and I roll perfect blunts and joints, respectively.