Apparently, a really bad move is to talk to trash to Jordan heads up in 1/2 NL.

Haha.

This guy or girl called Jordan a "typical weak 2+2 player, read one strategy post and thinks he knows how to play". He or she is currently being pounded.

I am there and I am getting ignored....

I'd like specifics!

Lock it up

Specifics: I jinxed him. ISAR.

They were three-tabling and Jordan broke him or her on two and had him all in AA vs A8 on one and the guy sucked out.

Is this on FCP, Full Tilt, or Stars?

el that was hilarious considering I was up only 1 Buy-in from pretty standard hands and had been re-raising OOP frequently.

"It" was on monkey tilt though. Would have been sooo funny had AA held there. Sigh.

Oh well, took enough off her anyways. You called it. She quit when we both had about 600$ on the table.

Sigh.

edit -- lol i didn't know this was posted before hand...i had been 4 tabling HU, tho so I wasn't really paying attention to chat...except when she talked cause it was so dumb I couldn't help myself.

- Jordan

Jordan would've completely cleaned this she-devil out if not for AA losing to A8 and Jordan tightening up too much with bottom pair and the nut flush draw. He's too tight.

haha

weeeeeeeeeee my graph this month. very limited play...mixed limits....el o el



you would think if i would do this i'd be ready to gamble in a probable 50/50 but isap

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BB: $712.40
Hero (SB): $558.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt Ac Jc (2 Players)
Hero raises to $6.00, BB raises to $20.00, Hero calls $14.00

Flop: ($40) 9s Qc 3d (2 Players)
BB bets $38.00, Hero raises to $135.00, BB raises to $445.00, Hero folds
Uncalled bet of $310.00 returned to BB

Pot Size: $310.00 ($0.50 Rake)\


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this one was fun tho...sigh she quit almost right after i showed this

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BB: $814.75
Hero (SB): $440.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7h Th (2 Players)
Hero calls $1.00, BB raises to $6.00, Hero raises to $20.00, BB calls $14.00

Flop: ($40) 4c 8d 5d (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30.00, BB calls $30.00

Turn: ($100) 2s (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $75.00, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $75.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $100.00 ($0.50 Rake)

- Jordan

this was the pair + fd hand late

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BB: $766.75
Hero (SB): $488.35

Preflop: Hero is dealt Ac 5h (2 Players)
Hero calls $1.00, BB raises to $8.00, Hero calls $6.00

Flop: ($16) 5c 9c Jc (2 Players)
BB bets $16.00, Hero calls $16.00

Turn: ($48) Th (2 Players)
BB bets $35.00, Hero calls $35.00

River: ($118) 5d (2 Players)
BB bets $85.00, Hero calls $85.00

Pot Size: $288.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had Qs Qc (two pair, Queens and Fives) and LOST (-$144.00)
Hero had Ac 5h (three of a kind, Fives) and WON (+$143.50)

ez to get results based here...i had made a few river shoves on her before that got me in trouble (str8 on turn vs rivered boat) and i decided to slow down in case she had the only thing I was scared of JJ...she may have called a raise on the river cause she was a tilt monkey, pay-off wizard..but i chose the conservative route this time.

Had she stayed around I def. would have gottne the rest of it. LOL she played so bad and tilted over the dumbest stuff. Sigh.

this one generated some funny comments:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

Hero (BB): $545.00
SB: $194.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt Qs Qd (2 Players)
SB raises to $8.00, Hero raises to $29.00, SB calls $21.00

Flop: ($58) 8d 9d Ks (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

Turn: ($58) 4s (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $58.00, Hero raises all-in to $516.00, SB calls all-in for $107.00
Uncalled bet of $351.00 returned to Hero

River: ($388) 6h (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $388.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had Ts 9s (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$194.00)
Hero had Qs Qd (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$193.50)

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and busto'd. that was fun

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BB: $129.45
Hero (SB): $339.95

Preflop: Hero is dealt Qh Kh (2 Players)
Hero raises to $6.00, BB calls $4.00

Flop: ($12) 9s Jc Ad (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8.00, BB calls $8.00

Turn: ($28) Td (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $22.00, BB raises all-in to $115.45, Hero calls $93.45

River: ($258.90) 7c (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $258.90 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 8s Ah (a straight, Jack high) and LOST (-$129.45)
Hero had Qh Kh (a straight, Ace high) and WON (+$128.95)

- Jordan

The funniest part is no matter what Jordan did, this chick would start talking trash, calling him a moron, etc. She pushed all in with 88 on a 10-high flop and Jordan called with AA and she says later, "My push with 88 was bad. Almost as horrible as your call."

you lock it up.

As requested.