Bumpdy.

Wow, now that's a damn funny topic for a thread right there.

lmfao.

I'll lay someonne 100-1 odds that this thread will NOT take off.

Takers?

I'll go a penny.

I tried to get an illegal deported the other night at a poker game, but he had a large stack of greencards in front of him.

Put me in for $100


I have 20 of them working in back in the factory.


SHIP IT!

Walking behind McDonald's is +EV.

BUMP x2.

I work with mexicans. I think they all got green cards though.

Yea, someone else's I'm sure.

here in central PA...a van with 14 illegals crashed yesterday on interstate 81....i think at least 3 were killed and 5 ejected from the car when they hit a minivan and a few other cars

the highway was backed up for over 10 miles for about 5 hrs

This thread is not cool.

Well...the Internet in general is not cool, but getting illegals deported certainly is.

So is shooting you in the head.

The perfect thread for Tom Mabe's prank call to immigration and I can't find it

I take it mom and dad carried you over the border (and under a few fences)?

For the record, if I ever met either of them I wouldn't hesitate to distract them with the prospect of sub-minimum wage jobs while secretly contacting the authorities.

Sorry, I was born in Maine...I'm as white as can be. But unlike you I'm actually capabable of understanding somebody elses perspective.

I see you're in SoCal now. I'll just assume that an illegal is carrying your love child. I hope to our white god and whatever silly brown deity she worships that she gets deported before giving birth. I'm sure neither would survive in her country of origin for very long (why else would she illegally break into the US).

easy boys....eeeaaassssyyyyy

You're right. I need to learn to just ignore the haters.

Anyways, I originally opened up the thread because I helped get an illegal deported today. I didn't personally make the call, but let's just say Jose and his son won't be trimming the hedges at my apartment complex come Monday.

I would try to have an intelligent debate on the subject with you but I don't think you're capable.

So just read this...maybe you'll learn something.

I seriously doubt you got anybody deported. Illegals are arrested and released all the time. They MIGHT be told to come to an immigration hearing...but its up to them to show up.

Well, since you're giving up...how drunk are you? Which one of my posts in this thread wasn't dripping with enough sarcasm for you to get it past your obviously thick skull that I was kidding?

Good effort questioning my intelligence though.

nice job trying to cover your racist tracks

Stop embarrassing yourself. I suppose you could ask yourself why you were so hypersensitive (really, how could anyone take my first comment in this thread seriously)...but you probably won't do that.

I jerked an illegal off today.

at least, I think he was illegal. He kept screaming, VAMOS, VAMOS MADECONE

I don't know, whatever. He paid me in fruit, but I love a fruit salad. Who doesn't?

Racist motherfucker.

Flushgarden, get him!

don't even act like you don't like a nice, fresh, fruit salad. Or jerking off an illegal. Don't even go there.

Of course I love both. Flushgarden is the one that doesn't.

Come to think of it...I can't really decide which one I love more. I'm pretty gay, but I do love fresh fruit.

Hey, do you know they make easy mac with bacon? I picked one up out of curiousity...I'm thinking of eating it. Thoughts?

LMAO

holy crap man...i love you!

:: pukes ::



yeah, that's about it

really? Well, I love some Mac and Cheese. I like the spirals. Just sayin



thanks baby cakes. tell your friends, Ron_Mexico likes fruit salad

I likey the spirals too. That and the regular...I hate all other shapes. I think it's because one time when I was little I was eating the wheels and got a bite where the spokes were full of unmelted cheese dust.

mmm....FTW obv!

faggot.

If you can, get on a website, and find the Cheesy Alfredo. I think Kraft discontinued it, but goddammit. its the best ever. EVER I TELL YOU.

and you said I didnt understand sarcasm when I saw it.

Nice job trying to cover your tracks.

ya

I see what you did there.

^^^^^^

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and they take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

And thats all i got, how do ya like it?

POTY.

I mix the spirals together with the regular, now thats awesome.

Who is that in your avatar?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoID=1498314759

Ya know Flushgarden I just wanted to thank you and....just a minute somebody's at the door.

Bump

bump, bump, bump, bump, bump

just got 5 deported...

you're a good man

and her name is Next Door Nikki

That's pretty good man. I got one too.


BEEAAANNNNERRRRSSSS

BEEEAAANNNNEEERRRRSSSS

That's all I got so far.







I feel bad even writing that, but the reference is Cheech and Chong to anyone thinking 'wow, the guy who raises money for cancer victims' is a racist!!!

Also I need a trip report on the easy mac w/ bacon whenever that happens.

I think I may have been a bit misunderstood...don't get me wrong, I'm all for getting rid of all the dirty stinking Asians who are here illegially.