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#3763489 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 15 November 2017 - 10:05 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 15 November 2017 - 08:34 AM, said:

I find having a watch with the date is super helpful in my day to day life.

yeah, who has time to unlock their phone to check the date in the high paced world of global finance

#3763253 Sitting Shiva: Pop Culture References That Are Now Ruined

Posted loogie on 10 November 2017 - 02:13 PM

His friend Dexter

#3762832 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 01 November 2017 - 06:56 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 01 November 2017 - 06:36 PM, said:

Every new bit of information about your firm that I receive makes me feel like it's a fantasy in your mind, instead of a real place.
It’s a magical and revolutionary place

View PostNapa_Don, on 01 November 2017 - 06:38 PM, said:

At my auditing gig the staff was like 15 guys to 4 women and a 1 stall bathroom for each so we were allowed to use the womens restroom but only for onesies. And we had to make sure to leave the toilet seat down.
Is it difficult to poop in a onesie?

View PostNapa_Don, on 01 November 2017 - 06:40 PM, said:

My roommate informed me yesterday that him and his girlfriend are kinda wanting me to move out this spring when we had originally verbally aggreed to at least a year. So, I'll probably be purchasing a house in the next few months and folks, I am fvcking terrified.

Edit: not that i'm a bad roommate or anything. I do more than my fair share of dishes, I more less keep to myself in the basement, I clean up after my dog, I'm not loud, I help clean in general, pay rent and stuff on time. I think they just want their "own" place.
If I could do it over again, I would have stretched and bought something closer to a permanent place. At the time, I was making $40k, so I can’t beat myself up too much.

#3762826 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 01 November 2017 - 06:20 PM

Some of you might remember the controversy regarding where one can poop in my firm. Specifically, there is a designated pooping bathroom for each sex, so that clients do not potentially experience any awfulness. Today the situation boiled over. Someone sent an email to all the males in the firm, complaining that someone shit all over the men's poop bathroom toilet (seat, bowl, rim... everything), asking that that person clean it up. We all kinda know who it was. I am trying to get the CEO to just do an annual bathroom FAQ at one of the quarterly meetings, to loop the new hires in on stuff like courtesy flushing. I feel like it would go a long way toward fixing the problems.

#3762622 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 26 October 2017 - 04:19 PM

What, you ain't got no credit cards?

#3762620 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 26 October 2017 - 03:38 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 25 October 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

only respond with questions.

if you were in my position what would you be thinking?

how should someone respond to something like that?

Topsy turvy that motherfkcer

#3762511 I Called In Sick Today

Posted SuitedAces21 on 23 October 2017 - 04:59 PM

that would be imprudent and as your attorney i am advising against it.

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Posted InternetExplorer on 26 September 2017 - 02:35 PM

What the **** are you doing with that much bitcoin though.

What the **** is anyone in that story doing.

#3761408 I Called In Sick Today

Posted David_Sklansky on 19 September 2017 - 03:02 PM

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.

#3761105 I Called In Sick Today

Posted brvheart on 09 September 2017 - 06:26 AM

View Posthank213, on 09 September 2017 - 05:46 AM, said:

What's the definition of insanity again?

We need to get a pool going on when vb will just randomly show up in this thread complaining about this.

#3761096 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Essay21 on 08 September 2017 - 08:31 PM

View PostTheraflu, on 08 September 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

Napa, there is no criticism of you anywhere in that post.

The implication was there, and We didn't appreciate it.

#3761095 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 08 September 2017 - 08:27 PM

But I was silently judging you so your defensiveness was warranted.

#3760843 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 29 August 2017 - 09:30 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 28 August 2017 - 04:29 PM, said:

this show, OZARK, is pretty solid. but it rustles my jimmies that they're portraying the lake of the ozarks as some kind of redneck, white trash haven.

yeah, it's 100% accurate.

#3760819 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 28 August 2017 - 03:13 PM

I really like Bone Snapper

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Posted InternetExplorer on 28 August 2017 - 02:32 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 28 August 2017 - 01:36 PM, said:

Strat, I want to get a buddy a bottle of whiskey for helping me with some car stuff. Something in the $30-50/range that he probably hasn't had. He mostly sticks to "name" bottles

Four Roses single barrel or small batch. Hard to go wrong. He may have had them before, but to go obscure, your budget isn't gonna work, and it's more likely to suck.

Pikesville Rye might also work. It's on the higher end and you may not be able to find it outside of a big store.