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I think years later...doctors will inform you that you are mentally retarded.

kate HAS krabs....

cuz I like to rig my decks

3 card poker...ah...I love that game...a few months back I was playing at a casino in Korea. I hit a straight flush before dinner, and then I went to eat, and then I came back to the same table same seat and hit another straight flush.

I remember the days where I used to be devastated by losing $50 in a $10 buy in home game....hahaha

I understand completely what you're going through. I went through a stretch like that where I made dumb calls through a bad stretch...this was maybe a year or 2 ago. I was originally a solid player before I hit that stretch...and I had just gone through a pretty good run playing 1/2 NL. I guess I felt like I was almost invincible and then I got bit in the *** when I started to go through a cold run. I took a complete break from poker for a month or 2 to clear my head. When I got back into playing I found that I was thinking much more clearly and that my reads were getting sharper. I gues

i only read up to "cha-ching"....reading the rest seemed -EV to me

That's so dirty.....yet retardedly funny.....

Gilbert Arenas asked me a question last august at the mall near my house. lol...what's funny is that i distinctly remember wondering what it would like to be to play poker with NBA players

I push my stack in and try to raise him my car after saying you must not like money.......but seriously it depends on the scenario...most times it's an easy fold...other times it's an obvious call...

About $1900 playing at a $25/$50 limit holdem table plus another $1800 that I had in profit from another table...so at that table a total of $3700. That was possibly one of my worst poker experiences of my life...second to that time I got robbed at gunpoint at a $2/5 NL house game...I think there was a post on this forum about the article...yup...I was there....

No matter how friendly I've become with people at the same table...I'm still after their money and they're after mine...don't ever play them soft. Now if it's a true friend we try to avoid the same table if we're actually playing seriously. If it's just a friendly home game we go at each other all night long...

It's just you.

Well, most casinos can spot a fake id right away...unless it's absolutely perfect....you're better off trying to find someone that looks remotely similar to you, and then do what you can to try to look like that person...memorize the info on his card and try to pass off as him. You could get in serious trouble for trying to use a crappy fake id...

Villian must have misclicked and slapped himself for missing a bet...until he saw the result and cursed at himself while being only mildly consoled by the fact that he saved 1 bet....but overall pissed.