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#3707752 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 24 July 2015 - 04:39 PM

View PostEssay21, on 24 July 2015 - 12:06 PM, said:

Sounds like she could use a sturdy guy like me or napa. Hook a fcper up, frausky?

an active alcoholic? you need to walk before you run, young man.

me an the other hand? I would probably just tempt her further down the path into things like group sex and a coke habit.


#3705937 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 05 July 2015 - 12:18 PM

Just a heads up...Roadhouse is on Netflix.


#3705907 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 04 July 2015 - 10:06 PM

View PostTheraflu, on 04 July 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

On a very unrelated note, my fantasy baseball opponent this week, who is currently in 1st, needs 1/3 of an inning to qualify (we have 40 innings minimum). He pulled all his relievers for today's afternoon games, and doesn't currently have either of his two starters in place for tomorrow. If none of his relievers go, I win all 9 categories. I picked up one of the 4 late starters tomorrow, and he doesn't have any. I'm currently losing ERA (1.83) and WHIP (1.04), so Salazar and Matz are risks for him. I'm pretty interested in what he chooses. I picked up Colby Lewis yesterday as a last ditch option if I need to scramble.

it the flip toward purple write flotsam up south niggardly pistachio candy twinkle.

that's pretty much what your post meant to me.


#3705821 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 03 July 2015 - 04:05 PM

My god that watch is so cheese dickksh. That Lacoste logo on it is awful


Went to the Orlando outlets the other day after golfing 18 holes on a simulator at a golf bar type place. Picked up an orange check Polo button up, some real nice green Ralph Lauren shorts with whales on them and a sweet ass pink Polo swim trunks. Pics to follow, maybe.

Drank plenty of beers and swam today. Also made a real nice meatloaf, mashed potatoes and peas and corn. Maybe pics to follow. Maybe not.


#3683410 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 02 January 2015 - 11:08 PM

Finished up The Drop. Decent film. Hardy is excellent, Gandolfini was better in Enough Said. Doesn't take any easy movie-tropes to make the climax, but somehow it still doesn't quite work.

Also finished up Fury. I haven't watched a depressing war film in a while. It does it's job. Over the top at times, but mostly I just got how much war sucks. Has something to do with me getting older and valuing life more. But fuck, wars are absurd.


#3667596 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 25 July 2014 - 11:05 AM

That was an ironic use, Ronald.

I can't just like Jordan's because I like crazy high top shoes? Is that why I wear leather drop crutch pants and skirts with tunics, also?

I would think somebody who has an entire wardrobe dedicated to blaze orange would understand liking awful shoes.

Edit: And I bought these shoes from flightclub. Amazon don't carry sneaks this rare, homie.


#3588067 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 27 March 2013 - 09:42 AM

I laughed at both, but I've seen the kid before.

I don't think I've ever seen a gymnast that fat though.


#3588024 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 27 March 2013 - 07:49 AM

Now it's a gif.

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#3587767 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 26 March 2013 - 07:57 AM

Who are you talking to?


#3585106 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 11 March 2013 - 09:09 AM

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#3569019 I Called In Sick Today

Posted YonYonson on 22 October 2012 - 12:44 PM

as his attorney i have his proxy and vote him yes on the 'shake say go but no show' plan.

edit: DAMMIT


#3562417 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 20 August 2012 - 11:05 AM

Don't worry, Shake. I won't even get a phone interview. Promise.And I will make no apologies for my networking.


#3561240 I Called In Sick Today

Posted JubilantLankyLad on 09 August 2012 - 08:16 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 09 August 2012 - 01:45 AM, said:

the juxtaposition of misty may-treanor's face and her ass is just outlandish.
I don't think juxtaposition means what you think it means.


#3561237 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Speedziphone on 09 August 2012 - 06:02 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 08 August 2012 - 04:01 PM, said:

oh yeah this well hey mister smarty pants it wasn't my meeting we were there early and she made small talk with me when she didn't even have to so there
Huzzah!

View PostShakeZuma, on 08 August 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

so a guy came up to me in the gym this afternoon and asked me how long I've been working out. that was kind of weird.
awwWW?

View PostDJ Vu, on 08 August 2012 - 04:11 PM, said:

Speedz, when you get your Chinese food, Shake and I think you should watch Margin Call.
Never heard of it, but it sounds awful.

View PostInternetExplorer, on 08 August 2012 - 04:41 PM, said:

I was thinking, I probably upgrade my computer and get Google fiber and stream myself playing video games in that scenario. People do this for nontrivial money, the only requirement is being funny and having unique taste in music. Goofy friends are a bonus, which I have. I think it would be awesome to try.
Sounds like a solid resume-builder, anyway.


#3561031 Is Homosexuality Really A Sin?

Posted brvheart on 07 August 2012 - 07:53 AM

What a surprise! Virginia's not on the list.