rabbit_killer

You were a bad kisser anywayIs he a bad French-kisser or a bad Aussie-kisser?Anyway why should I bother to ask? I am not interested in knowing what goes on in two men kissing each other?

In general, only kids and faggots play limit poker.

Once upon a time there were 3 little fish swimming in a pond, a lucky fish eats up the other two fish and becomes the king of the pond, that little fish doesn't know there are oceans and sharks out there.

He pulled off his shirt, and pressed the button on the timing bomb.

Congrats, you've done well.With your bankroll you can afford to play $1/$2 NLH now, it's full of fish.

In his May 9, 2005 Journal, http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-jour...rt_from=&ucat=&, he wrote,I mean seriously, do they think the bad guys aren’t aware of this ridiculous excuse for profiling? Do they really think that the bad guys just randomly wake up and say, “Hey Ahmed, what do you feel like doing today?”“Oh I dunno, feel like hijacking a plane?”Now why the heck he thinks that the bad guys/terrorists are all from the middle east. So in his mind, he probably puts an equal sign between the terrorists and the muslims (I am not a muslim by the way).Now in his Card player magazine

First of all, good luck.Now, can't Wynn do something like pay-per-view, or put a live camera and broadcast it online?Next, did you sidebet yourself (like a million bucks) win or lose? What are the odds?Finally, will you accept my $100 HU open challenge at PokerMountain (if they have any)?

First of all, good luck.Now, can't Wynn do something like pay-per-view, or put a live camera and broadcast it online?Next, did you sidebet yourself (like a million bucks) win or lose? What are the odds?Finally, will you accept my $100 HU open challenge at PokerMountain (if they have any)?

DN, don't want to be mean here.Are you sure you've got the nuts here? DO you have the potodd to be "committed"? Do you really want to give up the forrest for a tree?If so,

i bet you wouldnt.Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well!

So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker j

while i agree with your phil hellmuth stance, i mean, he is pure entertainment, good for poker, and probably the best no-limit hold'em tournament player ever.i have to take issue with your username. it simply has got to go. oolong certainly does not approve.Honestly, I made that name just to make fun of you, ! By the way, what the heck is oolong?

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_magazine/a...4668&m_id=65560I like him even more after the above reading. F'uck you the Phil haters. Yes, that is F U C K!

Hmmm, your boss is behind you.