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#3762137 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Essay21 on 13 October 2017 - 10:14 AM

That could be dangerous. I donít want hank to develop a dependency on alcohol.

Anyone have hot weekend plans? Iím going to a tailgate at the chiefs game on Sunday. Should be terrible as I hate people, but Iím going to try to get out more.


#3762144 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 13 October 2017 - 01:45 PM

Buddies 30th bday party tonight. Mine tomorrow night. I'll be catching up on some work on Sunday. Fun stuff.


#3762145 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 13 October 2017 - 02:20 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 13 October 2017 - 01:45 PM, said:

Buddies 30th bday party tonight. Mine tomorrow night. I'll be catching up on some work on Sunday. Fun stuff.

Prediction. You'll be a wreck on Sunday and won't catch-up on your work.

I hope this is the case. Happy bday, welcome to your thirties, and make it a decade of handjobs and boob play. But be sure it's completely consensual. Don't smack an ass or graze a boob, you may get dragged on twitter.


#3762125 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 13 October 2017 - 06:29 AM

He's probably gonna go with Jack Daniels


#3762005 I Called In Sick Today

Posted vbnautilus on 10 October 2017 - 04:37 PM

Well if you post them, I'll show up again in about 10 months and give you some answers.


#3761742 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 04 October 2017 - 03:48 PM

Come on, I'll call you a lot of things, but "man" isn't one of them.


#3761652 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 28 September 2017 - 10:11 AM

View PostEssay21, on 28 September 2017 - 09:17 AM, said:

Iím proud of you nap. I just spent 250 on a Paul Hewitt watch, so we are both living large right now.

Please stop buying shitty watches and just nut up and get one quality timepiece. Drop $4k and you should be ok. This nickel and diming of one crappy $150 watch a time is trash. Do you want to be known as trash, faking it through life? Any gentleman of leisure will look at your shitty watches and know your car is a lease, your shoes are cheap and you aren't big time

Be big time. You can do it. You have the salary and bonus structure for it. What else do you have going? Your bball time is gonna go down, your college football team sucks, you don't Fck and won't get hookers

Ball out on a watch


#3761639 Who Died Today?

Posted BigDMcGee on 27 September 2017 - 07:43 PM

View Posthank213, on 17 June 2017 - 05:08 PM, said:

Flounder

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You got some bad info, bro. Dan Lebatard is alive and well.


#3761372 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 18 September 2017 - 04:26 PM

In other news, I got nuggets with hot mustard today, and I made a special effort to save my extra sauce, and now I'm having frozen nuggets for dinner.


#3761347 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 18 September 2017 - 11:41 AM

I'll share a hooker with ya, buddy. Same time though, none of that homophobic taking turns crap. We don't have to do double pen of the same hole or anything. I am down for standard double pen though. I got bottom, my quads are lacking these days. I won't mind if you have dangly balls that drag on my shaft when our strokes don't sync up.

Still want me closer to Chicago, brvy?


#3761273 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 16 September 2017 - 12:08 PM

Remember when y'all fired Bo Pelini after 7 straight 9+ win seasons? Good thing they just extended Riley another year.


#3761105 I Called In Sick Today

Posted brvheart on 09 September 2017 - 06:26 AM

View Posthank213, on 09 September 2017 - 05:46 AM, said:

What's the definition of insanity again?

We need to get a pool going on when vb will just randomly show up in this thread complaining about this.


#3761051 The Hottest Of Takes

Posted Ron_Mexico on 07 September 2017 - 05:52 AM

Cornbread is overrated and I don't really like it


RASH EM


#3760914 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 30 August 2017 - 03:23 PM

Chicago seems fun.

I wanna go to Napa's bj party but i could only help with the dick sucking. I don't know shit about cars. I can also remove tires, etc.

Napa's saturdays are for the boys


#3679700 Molly Bloom Has Written A Book About The High Stakes Hollywood Games

Posted BigDMcGee on 13 November 2014 - 10:21 PM

If Sorkin needs someone to punch up the script, I know just the guy.