Holmes Monaco

turns out pokerstars shut down my account when i tried to make the transfer. seems they caught on to the collusion ring me and my man scott were running. looks like they can tell when you're on the same ip address. our transfer history may have looked a little shady you could say. made a new account from a different computer. told this guy i needed to print out an english exam before tomorrow and he let me on. don't have any money now though. how about sending me a stake? you owe me one.

takes a little while

shipped

just wanted to make it official. im staking anyone up to $10 tonight or tomorrow on pokerstars. first few people to reply get stakes. and i get half your winnings. in peru i lived off of $10 for a week. bought tools from the locals and then set up a shack in the woods. got shut down by their minimal government, but earned the respect of the pueblo.

here is something to say. a story worth telling. no more stories worth telling in the world it seems... none but this one!went to the supermarket. was going around the aisles looking for food of course. came across some employee handing out free samples. he asked if i would like to enjoy some new high end cracker. told him i didnt like two dimensional foods. realized i had had enough of that place and decided to leave. put back the can of garbanzo beans i had acquired and walked through the registers. they tried to stop me for a second but noticed i wasnt buying anything. i said "can i go now!

went to get ice cream the other day. called my friend James to see if he wanted to come. told him to meet me there at 3:00 sharp.got to the ice cream stand a bit early and started looking around. there were too many people already in line so I made a new plan. walked over to some bushes and hid behind them. saw James walk up a few minutes later. watched him through the bushes. he was looking for me so I decided to call him. before I could, some kid came around to my spot. I said "get out of here you little brat, you're ruining my hiding place!" kid ran away.called up James. he said "where the

went to the local university the other day. snuck into the fine arts building and found one of their practice rooms with a piano. sat down and started trying to see how many notes I could hit at once, and how hard I could hit them. after about a half hour of this some girl starts knocking on the door. she opens it and says "I have a recital this evening that I need to practice for, are you going to be done anytime soon?" I said "no, but if you come back in a few hours, the answer might be maybe." she was like "but youre not even playing anything!" I said "its experimental you novice! now get o

i dont know what any of this has to do with me

somebody should ban you for cluttering my thread

made a robot the other day. took a remote controlled car from some kid in the park when he wasnt looking. got the car and the remote. brought it home and got out a box. taped the box onto the car. drew some arms on the box. taped a smaller box on top of it. drew a face on that. decided to show it to my friend James.went over to James' house. got out my robot and started driving it around his driveway. James comes out and says "what the hell is that?" i said "its my robot James, welcome to the 21st century." James was like "how many times do i have to tell you not to call me by my last name? my

yea college advisers dont care about you. and universities are happy to have you come back and pay for another semester. thats why i dropped out of college and moved to the mountainous Andalusia region of southern Spain for a few years. farmed grain for a meager living while writing revolutionary pamphlets. got my education in the streets you could say.

you figured wrong, no ones coming

of course not

i was inspired by this idea so i decided to do my part. wanted to do it for some higher stakes too. went to my local petco the other day. walked around the store looking for some good locations. found the dog food section. took out one of my $25 best buy gift cards and taped it to the back of one of the packs. forgot to bring some notes about the website with me but whatever, it should still work. i had one more gift card which i taped to the lizard tank. was walking around the store after that and i saw the fish section. they had tons of fish in these little tanks. decided that was unacceptab

you do this at least once every 2 minutes