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The Opulent Gentleman

Member Since 30 Oct 2007
Offline Last Active Jan 06 2018 08:33 AM
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The Sick Thread - Poetry Edition

24 May 2017 - 11:24 AM

So I told my boss I had to stay home
because I was having some plummers come and fix

my apartment.


I would have said I was sick, but I exausted that excuse

last month.


Anyway, long story short,
I'm being useless from home today.
Come celebrate my

laziness

in with me!

I'll be watching tv in my underwear.

Right now I'm watching this infomercial for the Magic Bullet.
Anybody else seen this thing?
It's amazing!

Edit:

I think I should let you all know that I'm not wearing a shirt

or

pants

today.

Just putting it out

there.