PeytonManning

Shane, what an astute observation. I guess all I've ever heard about was the players who go broke and huge super name stars. How did the laptop with the live video feed work out?

Whoa, now hold on a second. I think Rex Grossman is a fine quarterback and a dear friend of mine. I actually sent him a case of champagne after the SuperBowl to celebrate the 127 commercial opportunities he personally helped me achieve with his play. I sincerely hope the Bears do well again this year, I always like to get that extra Pre-Season game in before I take 6 months off and go shoot more videos.

Here we go railers, here we go! :clap clap:Here we go railers, here we go! :clap clap:I'm not gonna lie e-railers, I was a little disappointed in your performance today. Only 5 pages? I've seen better railing at the heads up match between GrinderMJ and FWP. If you're going to make my fantasy rail team this season you need to show a little more heart. I know, I know. Railing the WSOP Europe is like watching pre-season football, but it's still here for you to get practice in before the real season starts. I need you to dig deep and find your inner rail. And if you have trouble doing that

Booooooo! Wait, oops... NEEGGRREAAANNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSorry Railers, I thought this was our big shot to really GIVE it to the the fine art of the rail but our man is making it tough. I do, however, appreciate you all railing the empty chair for over 2 hours. That's dedication to duty.I think they must've just switched the times on DN or he would definitely be in this thing right now. Oh well. Maybe next time..And speaking of next time, I think I'm going to personally rail him ... you know if you like 6 foot 5 230 pound railers with a laser rocket arm to text updates w

Remember they're not saying "booooooooooooo"They're saying "Negreanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Wow, that's potential for a serious railer. Can I get his information too? I may want him on my fantasy rail team.

Bring it in!Bring it in!(railers huddling up) Ok railers, this is the 3rd biggest event we're railing this years WSOP. I need focus! I need dedication! I need you to rail your men proudly and without care for their play. No one, and I mean NO ONE comes into our house, and tells us how to rail!!!Rail like a champion today!

That's what I'm talking about. I was a little disappointed in your railing yesterday. Maybe one of these days you'll be the railer I know you can be.

Get your sources right. And I would be careful who I call a loser, don't be upset that you're not on a god-like rail run as nutzbuster is. Maybe someday you can rail with the best of em'

Video of the day

That's ok, just rub some dirt on yourself, you'll be fine.

Suck in the stomach, suck it in! <clap clap>Hide behind your sister, hide behind! <clap clap>Tanning session: $12Fake name brand necklace: $26Bribing reporter to say you're 23 instead of 33: $150Being made fun of by a 'Peyton Manning' joke account: Priceless.

It really doesn't matter.As long as they're still playing my commercials.

ewww, the anti-rail. Good thing I didn't pick you up in the 22nd round when I had the chance.

That's ok, you still got the best arm condolences in the neighborhood. Way to chuck in the "sorry" there.