Donkey Destroyer

Well I apoligize then, I failed to see "this is a thread where only people with nice things to say can post" tag at the top. Must be you have to have a certain post count to see that too.

Thats total BS. There isn't a poker show I don't watch and none of them do that. As a matter of fact the last time I saw a show go over how the game was played was reruns of the '04 WSOP.

I could care less wtf people say, I am not here to join in your cumbaya lets all sit around and circle jerk over the guy with x posts or x wins. I am not here to draw negative attention. I am not an a$$ kisser nor a troll. I am a poker player with opinions and whether you like them or hate them, or like me or hate me has nothing to do with anything. If you don't wanna read what I post then don't but at no point will I pander to the norm just cause thats what everyone seems to do.If this is truly the type of board where anyone who dares go against the grain gets banned than do it now, cause if

I never said he was a novice just that he doesn't have much of a chance at all. I don't care what his results are, I don't give DN as much credit to win this thing as some of you seem to be saying he has. The sh1t luck factor alone makes him a rediculous underdog and to say nothing of the bone fide pros he has to go up against. You wanna help pay for his expenses be my guest, like I said its your money but, don't go ang get your panties in a bunch when somone points out the obvious. That being that you are most likely throwing your money away.

Want to buy more posts so I can be one of the kewl guys too, cause thats all that matters right?IQ, height to weight ratio, c0ck size, bankroll, skill at poker, longevity, all these things are determined by how many times you've hit the ADD REPLY button.You guys keep blowing him and sending him money and I'll sit back and laugh.

Yeah cause you need tons of FCP forum time to realize someone whoe admits they hardly play tourneys and play more limit than no limit means they don't have a very good shot at making any money at all.I always knew that when just about every pro ever said that skills in limit and skills in no limit don't translate well and that if you are real good at one then very likely aren't that great at the other, I knew that they were full of it. I guess they need more FCP forum time as well huh? If only they had 2,000 posts they would correct this sentiment and give this guy some money too.How full of y

Ok you're an idiot. This isn't baseball and nothing in anyway compares to it. Panders? Explain a triple? When was the last time they explained how hold'em was played on a tv show? We aren't talking about basics here, we are talking about obscure stats.And yes if you had to put up 10k of your own money every time you stepped up to the plate and any tom **** or hairy could throw a 90 fastball and a curve at you you wouldn't want the tv handing out the stats that you strike out on 6th pitch change ups to the people you are going to be playing against. If they got that info on their own then thats

1 - bite me2 - blow me3 - trolling has nothing to do with it, simply pointing out a fact that suckers are pissing money away, so have at it guys, you'll be rich in no timeHUZZAH!! Yeah you guys got a sure thing going on here, why oh why can't I be smart enough to get in on these scams...I mean money making extravaganzas!

The problem is if I was a pro and the TV shows were doing what you are suggesting I would never ever play a TV table. Everyone could simply watch the show and know exactly how to play me.Plus they don't show a TON of hands and that allows them to cut and edit to make the drama/action look exactly how they want. If they showd the stats for ALL the hands played then it limits how they can portray certain players and certain situations at the table.

For winning the whole thing? ROFLMFAO That is funny as hell.But hey, it is your money, piss it away anyway you want to.

Yes you are. At least you admit it, thats half the battle.I mean its like buying into a pool for a lotto except you have to pay a whole lot more to win a whole lot less.like I said, well played OP, well played

So in other words this guy is going to enter the tourney and is getting a bunch of suckers to help pay for it? Damn!well played sir

Kenobi: This is not the pot you are looking for. *waves hand*Matusow: This is not the pot I am looking for. *folds hand*Man imagine sucking out on Bruce Banner and hitting that two outer to knock him out of a tourney. Now if you could play him when he was already the Hulk he'd be on constant tilt and easy to take down, you'd just need the Hulkbusters behind ya for back up.

Someone needs to look irony up in the dictionary cause you sir don't have a clue.

I like when Ivey says people come from all over to try and beta him and when he mentions England he gets a little smirk on his face.I think Lindgren had the best looking swing of all of them.