"When I was a child, my mother's advice was, 'Never speak to strangers!" Now that I'm an adult, her advice is, "Never play poker with strangers!"--VP Pappy"Even a good player with a strong game will never win if he has a bad temper and a weak backbone."--VP Pappy"It's just not fair that only the really bad poker players get to drink as much alcohol as they want to without it effecting their game."--VP Pappy"The braver the fish, the fatter the sharks."--VP Pappy"If you are not occasionally bored playing poker, you are probably playing way too many hands."--VP Pappy"All poker hands are like jigs