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You rear-ended a guy? I'd say it's time to get your brakes fixed. Why'd you wait so long? Hope you're both ok AND you've learned a valuable lesson.

Any of you ever wonder why no one ever sees a "famous" psychic playing poker or winning a lottery? Or for that matter, why magicians who play poker don't win all the time? Can't they change the cards? Better yet, make their opponents vanish.I'd love to see Criss Angel on a table at the WSOP. When someone wins his chips, he can reach his hand out and stick it right through them.

I can't prove that God doesn't exist, but after reading this, I can say I truly believe that God DOES in fact exist.The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University ofWashington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so"profound"that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is,of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbsheat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law(gascools when it expands and heats when it is compress