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Essay21, on 01 May 2013 - 10:23 AM, said:
She did pay. Point, Essay.
I'm not sure how I feel about this being a point for you. Did you order the lobster? 'Cause then you'd have to sleep with her; you'd owe her that.
#3593465 I Called In Sick Today
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on 01 May 2013 - 11:02 AM
I'm not sure how I feel about this being a point for you. Did you order the lobster? 'Cause then you'd have to sleep with her; you'd owe her that.
#3590288 I Called In Sick Today
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on 10 April 2013 - 08:29 AM
The regular drill is also cursed.
#3589599 I Called In Sick Today
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on 05 April 2013 - 07:51 AM
Whiskers, on 05 April 2013 - 07:35 AM, said:
Would brv's wife allow it for $100m? You know, because of all the good they could do with that money.
Maybe, but I bet there's a morning BJ rider in there somewhere.
#3589353 I Called In Sick Today
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on 03 April 2013 - 08:29 PM
Don't worry, Napa, I'm sure she'll cancel.
#3589335 I Called In Sick Today
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on 03 April 2013 - 03:58 PM
You managed to insult both Flu and everyone else in the same post. That was well done.
#3589308 I Called In Sick Today
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on 03 April 2013 - 01:51 PM
Napa Lite, on 03 April 2013 - 01:46 PM, said:
I haven't seem either movie.
I'm definitely a monogamous guy. Don't know if I could do an orgy. Performance and self esteem issues.
I would probably bang 10 hooker for $1 mill.
No way would I win the "first to ten" race though.
Edit: also, didn't get robbed/shot. Although, the vault was $20 grand short when I counted and I freaked out a little until the manager was like, "wait, did you count the in/out tickets?" No, *******, I didn't. Because I didn't know those were a thing.
I'm definitely a monogamous guy. Don't know if I could do an orgy. Performance and self esteem issues.
I would probably bang 10 hooker for $1 mill.
No way would I win the "first to ten" race though.
Edit: also, didn't get robbed/shot. Although, the vault was $20 grand short when I counted and I freaked out a little until the manager was like, "wait, did you count the in/out tickets?" No, *******, I didn't. Because I didn't know those were a thing.
#3588838 I Called In Sick Today
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on 01 April 2013 - 08:59 AM
Funny you pick that particular expression.
Lemme put it this way, you know when I, Whiskers, Ocho, JLL and others gave you suggestions on how to move forward with your lady, yet you did none of it and months later, you're still in the same place?
Yeah, that pretty much encapsulates the expression
Lemme put it this way, you know when I, Whiskers, Ocho, JLL and others gave you suggestions on how to move forward with your lady, yet you did none of it and months later, you're still in the same place?
Yeah, that pretty much encapsulates the expression
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on 29 March 2013 - 07:19 AM
Ron_Mexico, on 29 March 2013 - 05:18 AM, said:
Well, to be fair, I'm sure Deisel jeans run small and dont have fat boy sizes, I'd probably have to buy two pair and employ a seamstress
Not the bargain you thought after all, is it? IS IT?
Not the bargain you thought after all, is it? IS IT?
aaaaaactually they run a little large it seems. I got a 32 and they're pretty damn loose. could probably go down to a 30, especially if I can get under 160 (at 162.4 as of friday, so still a fatty). in levis a 32 is almost tight. don't know how lee's fit so I can't help you with a comparison.
#3587744 I Called In Sick Today
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on 26 March 2013 - 06:17 AM
You ever see a grown man naked?
You wanna?
You wanna?
#3583799 I Called In Sick Today
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on 04 March 2013 - 12:25 PM
depends on the bank
#3582728 I Called In Sick Today
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on 24 February 2013 - 03:51 PM
Do her Strat.
- Ronny
You should but I wouldn't.
- me and napa.
I had sex already so I don't care.
- shake
- Ronny
You should but I wouldn't.
- me and napa.
I had sex already so I don't care.
- shake
#3582378 I Called In Sick Today
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on 22 February 2013 - 11:23 AM
ron mexico apparently thinks my body is composed of fertile soil
#3580367 I Called In Sick Today
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on 12 February 2013 - 08:35 AM
Tiltinagain, on 11 February 2013 - 03:28 PM, said:
$5 mil in the bank @ 8% a year gives you $400,000 a year, pre tax without ever touching the principal.
ShakeZuma, on 11 February 2013 - 04:18 PM, said:
I want to know where you fucking bank, jesus christ
Tiltinagain, on 11 February 2013 - 04:34 PM, said:
Bank??? Nobody puts real money with a regular bank. Idiot.
ShakeZuma, on 11 February 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:
oh. so when you said "bank" you meant "something completely different from a bank."
Tiltinagain, on 11 February 2013 - 06:39 PM, said:
Oh right. By "where do you bank?" I obviously should have known you meant "where do you have your investment dollars?"
#3580211 I Called In Sick Today
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on 11 February 2013 - 10:35 AM
Kyrie Eleison, on 11 February 2013 - 10:25 AM, said:
You can't seriously not choose the woman? 10 years of sex with a hot chick. She has to do it too. Even I could close that.
Yeah, but it would take you 9 yrs.
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on 31 January 2013 - 01:44 PM
Ron_Mexico, on 31 January 2013 - 01:34 PM, said:
See, this is why i love this thread. A week ago, it was a "do you like receiving rim jobs" debate. Today, unemployment benifits.
Show me where else that happens?
(Whiskers, please, find a gif and show me. I beg of you)
Show me where else that happens?
(Whiskers, please, find a gif and show me. I beg of you)
A gif of rim jobs and unemployment benefits?
Edit: This is the best I can do:
