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Local cardroom. Only one table with $3-6 HE w/ full kill. Theres this skinny kid with the sunglasses and hat, looked alot like filmaff. All the other regulars at the table said he's lost a couple hundred with his big pairs this week. He sits at the game and theres 2 limpers EP, he shows his hand to the dealer and mucks it. All I saw was a king and another card w/ paint, so I asked what it was and the dealer said two kings. I looked at the kid in disguist and all the kid said was "They aren't doing it for me." It becomes 5 handed and AQ wins with a pair of queens. The kid says "Whatever, 1 in 3

Do you actually think about what you say before you say it? If yes, you fooled me. I really do feel sorry that your life has come down to trying to bash people on the internet, where they can't in turn bash your face if they wished. You must feel very brave, acting like a total nit with no consequences to your actions. I wonder if we were all standing around in person telling the stories, would you talk to me like you wanted to get you *** kicked?You know what the difference is between me and you? I can take criticism well. I don't take anything personally here because quite frankly none of yo

Stop trying to act like this clever little man.

Sorry if you don't get the joke, maybe that's because you're a donk yourself.

Reading another poker book complaint on Amazon regarding a book on poker odds. Here's what one great player has to say."One card turn odds are not discussed."42 of the 60 people who responded to it found it helpful, everyone else that knows how to add and divide laughs at 43 people.After that:"Third, it gives you odds for a particular hand, not all hands of a type. For example, if you have 87 and the flop is A82, it gives you a table for figuring out the chance of hitting a 88822 full house. It does not give you the cumulative chance of hitting any full house. For that, you have to add up the

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LOL. Touche.

When you get into a steaming conversation with them, and their most clever retort is saying you live in a trailer...despite the fact you're playing online poker.Jefff Krause: yeah I think he is just angry his trailer got towed so he wants to try n call us trashme: yea, i live in a trailer because im broke, and I can't afford internet access.me: oh wait, I'm playing online poker.Jeff: u could be playing at a library hmmmmme: damn, you figured it outJeff: internet cafe---------....surprisingly ive seen several fish make retorts that claim i live in a trailer park. Unreal. Right after I was being

...don't think about the hand. Think about the comment.

Clever and contributive at the same time. Don't be mad because you're featured in 1/2 the posts sir. It's all in good fun.

True you shouldn't fold a bet in limit in a big pot, but it was funny because usually fish say "I have to call," even if they don't really need to. This fish, like most others, don't bet unless he has 3 of a kind or better. The other fish said what we all think when a fish says that statement, "good". I thought he was kind of mocking him when he said it, idk, I guess it was funny at the moment.

Can't take credit for this one, a fish said this to another one at a $2-4 LHE game on Hollywood Poker.Loose fish Cirrus1 limps. 74Holdem, raises in the SB. Cirrus calls it's HU.Flop is Q 5 10. Hold em bets, Cirrus calls.Turn is Q. Hold em checks, Cirrus bets, Hold em calls.River is a deuce, hold em check, cirrus bets.74Holdem: I've got to call.Cirrus: Good.Cirrus has pocket 10s, cracked aces. The play wasn't funny, but the way Cirrus replied to the classic fish statement was priceless.

It's even funnier that he spelled my screenname wrong. "PWNED" indeed.

I wasn't talking about you...

I guess some people here are too stupid to understand sarcasm, or maybe the real punchline was too subtle for you. Oh well I'll just dumb down my posts for you. Sorry.