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#3566212 Go To Heaven When You Die

Posted brvheart on 19 September 2012 - 06:58 PM

View PostEssay21, on 19 September 2012 - 08:45 AM, said:

be there in about fifteen minutes.

I desperately hope you can say that sincerely when you're on your death bed someday, SA. That goes for everyone else around here too. Even BigD.

#3761408 I Called In Sick Today

Posted David_Sklansky on 19 September 2017 - 03:02 PM

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.

#3761260 Who Died Today?

Posted FCP Bob on 16 September 2017 - 03:08 AM

View Postmrfritz, on 15 September 2017 - 03:50 PM, said:

Harry Dean Stanton

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#3761220 I Called In Sick Today

Posted CobaltBlue on 14 September 2017 - 01:42 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 07 September 2017 - 10:17 PM, said:

Mex and Colby: You guys staying or going? What happens to your shingles during one of these things? If half your shingles are gone will your homeowners replace your roof?
As Ron said, we took off on Wednesday afternoon. Schools were closed Thursday/Friday, so Beth wasn't going to have to work. I expected they would also close Monday/Tuesday, and they've actually ended up cancelling this whole week. The drive up to my dad's took 14 hours (normally about 9). We stayed with him for 1.5 days then went to my mom's for a few days. We drove back Tuesday afternoon. That ended up taking 16.5 hours (normally 10). Probably the longest drives without more than 10min breaks I've ever done where I did all of the driving.

Everyone's safe though. House is fine. Roof stayed put. Insurance would've covered it though. It did blow out some screens on our patio, but those were already in disrepair and needed replacing.

#3760698 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 22 August 2017 - 08:15 PM

I have been on an eclipse vacation, so I'm sorry I didn't get to this sooner, but I agree with Napa completely about the AE's and Essay's trashbag cole hahns. Out here dressing like a lawyer from a 3 AM basic cable tv spot, not someone befitting his rank and station.

Shout out to Moody, Brvy, I used to listen to these christian radio dramas when I was a young believer that were put out by Moody. It's no Wheaton, but what can you do, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

The eclipse was beautiful, I saw it at Carhenge, as god intended celestial events to be viewed. I understand why it would seem dumb, to someone who didn't see the full totality. But I still am struggling to put into words the feeling I had, when I was staring straight up at the sun like that. I've never experienced anything like it, it was incredible.

#3760296 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Essay21 on 04 August 2017 - 12:45 PM

It actually only ending up being an hour sitting there. Thought it might be two. I did pass the time by looking at replica game of thrones swords. That 300 dollar longclaw replica is calling me.

#3760149 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 27 July 2017 - 02:56 PM

Outside cooking brats, drinking some goose island summertime, enjoying the break from 90+ degree temps. It has been a long time since I've needed to work until 9PM, or a full weekend, etc. Up until now it was just studying that was monopolizing my time, but now that it's over, it feels weird.

#3760103 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 24 July 2017 - 11:18 AM

View PostEssay21, on 24 July 2017 - 10:06 AM, said:

You just shoot on your own body? Be a gentleman, use a tissue.

Tissues? My boys need a more stable landing spot. I've always tried to have a hand towel draped neatly over my landing area

When I was younger, I had a good run in the shower.

#3760066 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 21 July 2017 - 01:06 PM

You inviting Escorts up there? if not, you're failing as a host

#3760053 Random News Observations

Posted FCP Bob on 20 July 2017 - 10:16 AM

Orange, and The Juice

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#3760054 Random News Observations

Posted Scrim on 20 July 2017 - 01:44 PM

Two rapists.

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#3759993 Random News Observations

Posted Scrim on 18 July 2017 - 12:35 AM

Canada is presently in that 'early Sweden' phase where they can keep taking in the 3rd World without the consequences spilling onto the doorsteps of regular Canadians, so the idealists control things and the people forced to live with the reality of their idealism and speak out about it are shouted down as 'racists'. It will take another generation of these policies before the consequences set in, idealism is abandoned by large groups of the population and the expected backlash begins.

This could accelerate if ultra left wing policy changes are implemented or there's some critical mass of "refugees" that starts turning entire cities like is happening in Europe and to a much lesser (cut still real) extent, the US.

Also, I, for one, find Canada a bit racist in that they seem to have a strong bias for Asian immigrants.
Why such a hard line on Africans? And particularly all those Ethiopians fleeing the brutal civil war in Syria.

#3759742 Essay's Top Ten

Posted FCP Bob on 09 July 2017 - 05:44 PM

View Posthank213, on 09 July 2017 - 05:09 PM, said:

Honestly, how many of those have you never seen? Because the answer is either "several" or you are clearly out yo gotdamn mind.

I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

#3759690 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 08 July 2017 - 02:16 PM

View Postmrfritz, on 07 July 2017 - 07:48 AM, said:


more like Sigh-owa

#3759668 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 07 July 2017 - 11:17 AM

My roommate is trying to hook me up with a friend of a friend, or something like that. She's cute. We'll see how this goes.