FCP Bob

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v1.27Feral Cow Poker Hand Converter
2013 Pokerstars and Monte-Carlo Casino EPT Grand Final 300/600 - 9 players

Vanessa Roussa: 62,375
Alan Kessler: 800
Daniel Negreanu: 10,700
Ellix Powers: 75,000
Sauce123: 123,123
Mark Swartz: 619,000
Phil Hellmuth: 131,313
Phil Ivey: 10,000,000
Ignat Liviu (Hero): 54,375

Preflop: (900) Hero is Button with (9 players)



6 folds, Hero raises to 1200, Vanessa Rousso raises to 3200,



1 fold, Hero raises to 8000, Vanessa Rousso calls 4800



Flop: (17,500) (2 players)



Vanessa Rousso checks, Hero bets 7500, Vanessa Rousso calls 7500



Turn: (32,500) (2 players)

Vanessa Rousso checks, Hero bets 16,500,



Vanessa Rousso calls 16,500

River: (65,500) (2 players)



Vanessa Rousso checks, Hero bets 22,375 and is all-in,

Vanessa Rousso: God, so sick
Vanessa Rousso has activated time bank
Vanessa Rousso: I hate this hand
Alan Kessler: Make a decision already
Vanessa Rousso: Shut it Alan
Phil Hellmuth: She's folding
Alan Kessler: The structure is bad enough without you wasting our time
Phil Ivey: I'll take that bet at even money
Phil Hellmuth: Alright, bet
Daniel Negreanu: I'll take Ivey's side
Vanessa Rousso: SHUT UP GUYS AND LET ME THINK
Vanessa Rousso has 8 seconds to act

Vanessa Rousso calls 22,375

Hero showed , 3 of a kind, Queens

Phil ivey: Obv
Vanessa Rousso: Oh my god, that's so sick
Phil Hellmuth: Dammit all
Vanessa Rousso: .....
Vanessa Rousso: Wow, so sick...
Admin: An error has occurred. Vanessa Rousso has been requested to reveal her whole cards.
Vanessa Rousso: What?? I don't have to show my cards!!
Sauce123: .....
Daniel Negreanu: ......
Mark Swartz: ........
Phil Hellmuth: .......
Ellix Powers: .......
Phil Ivey: ........
Alan Kessler: Oh for ****s sake, yes you do.
Vanessa Rousso: NO, I DON'T
Daniel Negreanu: Come on, no shame in showing your set of eights.
Phil Ivey: probably hero'd with 4th pair or something
Moderator12: Hello players! There has been a request to reveal a players whole cards. As per tournament rules, these are standard procedures when a player is all-in. Vanessa, please turn over your hand.
Vanessa Rousso: No! Call a Moderator here
Moderator12: .......I am a moderator.
Mark Swartz: lol
Daniel Negreanu: lol
Vanessa Rousso: That's bullshit.

Vanessa Rousso shows , one pair, sixes



Phil Ivey: Yeap
Phil Hellmuth: What in the world...
Ellix powers: SHE CALLED TH FLOP WITH JACK HIGH
Daniel Negreanu: Wowowowow
Sauce123: Looks standard to me
Mark Swartz: Meh, you could have folded
Alan Kessler: Can we add time on for this level?
Vanessa Rousso: Hey, sometimes you get a soul read and you're wrong. Sometimes you try to be a hero with the J6 off and they have the old QQ for the rivered set.
Phil Hellmuth: Umm what??
Daniel Negreanu: You realize he was ahead the whole way, right?
Ellix Powers: YOU CALLED THE FLOP WITH JACK HIGH!!!!

Sorry Serge, you won't like this post:




Randy Carlyle is horrible.

I knew we were screwed about 5 minutes before game time when they posted the lines. Orr and Mclaren in the lineup for a playoff game is inexcusable. They looked like novice goons out there while Boston's 4th line actually *gasp* played hockey and dominated us all night long. I'll concede that we probably were never going to come back in that game, but with 15 minutes left in the third, Carlyle started playing Orr/Mclaren every 2nd shift, basically throwing in the white towel. This is way, way, way too early to be giving up on a 3 goal game as the coach, and is really embarrassing actually. They played almost as much as Kessel, who actually played well

Mike Kostka has to go. Whatever Carlyle saw in him at some point in the year that has him going back to Kostka time and time again is gone. I don't know if I've ever seen an NHL defenseman look so overmatched in a game, and that's saying something, as I watch a lot of Oiler's games. He reached Ryan Whitney levels of ineptitude last night. We will not iwn a game in this series if Kostka is playing 20 minutes a night.

The breakout. Jesus Christ, the breakout. I've coached 14 year old kids who had a better breakout than the Leafs last night. We must have turned the puck over 50 times trying to get out of our zone, and it always resulted in an odd man rush, as the forwards were flying the zone and the defenseman were trying to flip it to them. This worked precisely zero times. If it was just one or two guys, I'd say it's on the players, but when this is actually the breakout for every single line, I'm gonna look at the coach.

Bozak cannot handle first line minutes against the bruins. bring Grabovski up between JVR and Kessel, and put Kadri between Lupul and Kulemin. This will never happen.

Reimer was pretty bad. I'm a big Reimer supporter but that first goal was a backbreaker. The 4th goal was inexcusable. He's not the reason we lost but he didn't help our cause. He stopped it from being a laugher, but he didn't give us a chance to win. A lot of pucks were just hitting him and he didn't see them at all. He was constantly looking behind himself after he made a save. He'll have to be better if we are going to win this series.



THE POSITIVES:

Yes, there actually were some. Despite that horrible game, I think the Bruins are beatable. We aren't going to do it with toughness, but we can do it with speed. On the rare occasions that we actually got out of our own zone with possesion last night, the Bruins were very succeptible to offensive zone pressure. Their gap control was questionable, and they were letting dangerous shots through to the net. A lot of really prime oppurtunities materialized out of pretty much nothing, and that is encouraging. There are holes in Boston's defense, we just have to find a way to exploit them. It starts with a better lineup, which I pray happens, and a complete change on the way we break out of the zone. If we can leave the zone with possession consistently, everything else will follow. I do trust in our ability to score goals against Boston, but we need the puck first.

All of these are great.

The Darwin Awards needs ammo too!

sandwedge, on 26 May 2010 - 02:31 PM, said:

digitalmonkey, on 10 June 2010 - 05:05 AM, said:

Bump.

So today, I was trying to take a nap and had the NASA channel on tv. There was an astronaut taking questions from students. One student asked, "What sports do you play on the Space Station. He replied that they have a basketball goal onboard and that their European counterparts bring soccer balls with them (easy to do bicycle kicks on the ISS). Then he added, "...and of course, we play tag as well."

I jumped up and screamed, "I knew it!"

JustDoIt, on 14 October 2012 - 08:07 AM, said:

This is pretty funny. The problem isn't the itty bitty details. The problem is Romney refuses to say if he's going to play Poker or Go Fish with the cards, and is on record as saying he doesn't know and can't be bothered to try and figure out. Instead, he keeps insisting he's going to play cards and that will fix everything. Meanwhile there's plenty of indications that the game he really intends to play is War and he is being backed by a party whose favourite game for the past few years has been 52 Pickup. And the reality is the only game he can really play, most likely, is Duplicate Bridge.

This deserves to get seen by a few more people. From our resident Stupidhead...v1.27Feral Cow Poker Hand ConverterHEM/Poker Stars NL Hold'em $1.00/$2.00 - 6 playersButton: $237.98SB: $200.00BB: $60.00UTG: $205.54 (Hero)UTG+1: $262.87CO: $147.20Preflop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with (6 players)Hero raises to $6.00, 4 folds, BB raises to $14.00,Hero raises to $150.00,BB calls $46.00BB showed Flop: ($121.00) (2 players)Turn: ($121.00) (2 players)River: ($121.00) (2 players)Hero won $118.20