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Essay21

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#3761649 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 28 September 2017 - 08:17 AM

Ha, one of them asked me where I got them and I lied and said I got them straight from Allen edmonds.

I actually got them from Nordstrom and they were on sale for 50% off of $445. She didn't need to know that though.


#3761389 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 19 September 2017 - 04:26 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 19 September 2017 - 02:30 AM, said:

I've just been in a major funk lately and the majority of my problems are self-inflicted and solveable if I wasn't such a POS. Normally, I would just dump it all on my doctor but I haven't found one up here yet. Ok, I'm better now, thank you. TROPHY PLEASE.
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#3761363 I Called In Sick Today

Posted brvheart on 18 September 2017 - 03:11 PM

Man, I had to click back on that and make sure I liked it the first time.


#3761154 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 12 September 2017 - 05:37 PM

I know it's just the North, but he's still a god damn king.


#3761090 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 08 September 2017 - 05:44 PM

I ended up just buying a handle of Seagrams 7 and a raffle ticket for some guns.


#3760938 The Hottest Of Takes

Posted Napa Lite on 31 August 2017 - 01:25 PM

Gourmet food trucks are bullshit and are actually bad.


#3760749 The 100 Greatest Comedies Of All Time From The B B C

Posted SuperJon on 25 August 2017 - 03:46 AM

View PostEssay21, on 23 August 2017 - 08:17 AM, said:

I don't see Superbad or 40 Year Old Virgin. I don't see This Is The End or Hall Pass. List is ignoring the last ten years in favor of some 1940s bullshit. Not on my watch.

Don't forget Wedding Crashers.


#3760281 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 03 August 2017 - 05:40 PM

got it, bitches.


#3760220 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 31 July 2017 - 06:21 PM

Would you be the 99th lord commander of this town?


#3759755 The Trump Presidency Thread

Posted Balloon guy on 10 July 2017 - 08:16 AM

View PostFCP Bob, on 09 July 2017 - 01:29 PM, said:

Matt O'Brien‏Verified account @ObsoleteDogma 28m28 minutes ago
Republicans say it’s no big deal if the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians in 3…2…1 https://www.nytimes....v=top-news&_r=0

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Love this response by the rest of the media

Almost as much as I love this headline for DebBlasio, who chose to leave NY the day a police officer was shot and killed to go to Germany and protest Trump.

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#3759742 Essay's Top Ten

Posted FCP Bob on 09 July 2017 - 05:44 PM

View Posthank213, on 09 July 2017 - 05:09 PM, said:

Honestly, how many of those have you never seen? Because the answer is either "several" or you are clearly out yo gotdamn mind.

I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.


#3759687 Essay's Top Ten

Posted CobaltBlue on 08 July 2017 - 12:52 PM

View PostEssay21, on 18 June 2017 - 01:04 PM, said:

I've actually never seen it
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#3759350 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 25 June 2017 - 10:34 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 24 June 2017 - 08:54 PM, said:

I was like 0/4 in big hands tonight. One hand the drunk speedy guy held his cards up and I saw them (ATo) and I had AJo and we got a lot of money in preflop only for him to spike a T on the flop. I guess it's better than maxing out the flop and turn and him hitting the river but whatever. Not my night. Might be done with poker for awhile.

bbfidts


#3759202 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 21 June 2017 - 05:23 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 21 June 2017 - 04:04 PM, said:

i would argue, strenuously if necessary, that ZESTA Saltines are the best saltines on the market.

Finally hit one on the first take.


#3758972 I Called In Sick Today

Posted The Opulent Gentleman on 14 June 2017 - 11:35 AM

View PostEssay21, on 14 June 2017 - 11:21 AM, said:

I can post more if you want, pump the numbers if need be.

For instance, walking back from chipotle after lunch some d bag in a blue ACLU shirt asks me if I have a minute to discuss civil rights. I said not today. He said if not today then when. I said tomorrow, and kept walking.

I think deep down he knows I won't want go discuss civil rights tomorrow either, and him knowing that means I won.

I would prefer less from you.