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#3596663 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Whiskers on 17 May 2013 - 12:51 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 17 May 2013 - 12:29 PM, said:

whatever you do, make sure the font is comic sans

That's my philosophy with everything.


#3596661 Random Still Photo Of The Moment

Posted JubilantLankyLad on 17 May 2013 - 12:30 PM

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#3596631 King Of Off Topic

Posted JubilantLankyLad on 17 May 2013 - 09:54 AM

View Postbrvheart, on 17 May 2013 - 05:28 AM, said:

EDIT: Did you edit your post? I didn't even read it today. I read it yesterday and wanted to respond, but didn't. I then came back today to respond, but now re-reading it: your post seems to agree with me. Now I'm super confused. I'm basically on my death-bed with this broken brain of mine.
Maybe next time, only two dozen long island iced teas...


#3596597 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 17 May 2013 - 07:38 AM

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#3596552 I Called In Sick Today

Posted NickCave on 17 May 2013 - 12:14 AM

View PostEssay21, on 16 May 2013 - 09:37 PM, said:

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I don't know what this is supposed to mean. I don't even know if Essay's response is positive, negative, or neutral.

Here are a few things I do know

- Louis CK (LCK) is on the funniest living human shortlist. Furthermore, given his age and recent form, he has a non-zero chance of dying as the funniest human ever. SEEMS LIKE A GOOD THING

- The above GIF is, above all things, reactionary. It is meant to evoke a sense of reaction. However, that reaction is not, so far as I can tell, in any way positive. It evokes confusion, mand probably even disgust. No matter what, it's absolutely a pulling away. NOT GOOD

- What I said was a stand-up style joke. LCK, per the first line, is a stand-up comic. Essay was almost certainly commenting on the "what's the deal with with airplane food? badump ching!" nature of my post. CAN ONLY BE GOOD.

- Essay did not LIKE my post. BEST CASE NEUTRAL WORST CASE BAD.

- Upon further review, there is no chance Essay was favorably comparing me with LCK. MICHAEL CERA EMMA STONE FILM TITLE.


My conclusion is that Essay was saying, "Hey, LOOK AT THIS GUY, making jokes in a way. Check that out."


#3596241 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 15 May 2013 - 10:16 AM

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#3596299 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted NickCave on 15 May 2013 - 03:23 PM

To much baseball not enough hot tits

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#3596291 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa_Don on 15 May 2013 - 03:00 PM

It's not so much that I'm picky as it's that I'm extremely fat, ugly, lazy, and generally unpleasant to be around.


#3596172 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 14 May 2013 - 02:37 PM

Id let Wiggums, or Parker for that matter, do awful things to one of my crushes if it meant even a 75% chance of a National Championship. Probably a 85% chance at a Big 12 Championship.

The throttle on my car got stuck as I was going down the highway and I hit 100 pretty quickly. Luckily I'm a man unlike all those people you see on the news who require a police escort and I just dropped it into N and turned it off and let it coast to a stop.

And then called my dad to come help me because I'm not that much of a man and luckily I was really close to home.


#3596138 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Whiskers on 14 May 2013 - 12:56 PM

View PostRoll the Bones, on 14 May 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

When you get older it's amazing how you can come up with all kinds of idiotic problems to stress your life, you know, like area rugs. I mean, wtf? Hell, I would just run to the nearest place and grab something that I thought looked halfway decent or cool, was extremely cheap because you know, you ****ing walk on it and that was that. Give me an hour and I could have a goddam rug. But Noooooo!!!!!!!!! I have spent hours online looking which is the first curse of the internet, "shopping". I went to stores to look at the actual rug and died laughing they were so ugly and looked nothing like the picture. She has had me all over town to dozens of places hauling heavy ass huge rugs too and fro with me claiming the whole time they wouldn't work. This was all in between bouts of her tears from the echo and how she hates the house after we spent all this money. I swear to ****ing Thor I was gonna drink a bottle of Skotch and run off to Arkansas and hide in beans shed for a year till this blew over.

But, I finally convinced her to let me make a choice. It is basically a black rug, persian kinda thing. It was perfect and looks great and she is now happy, other than the fact I picked it out. Then I find out it's a goddam $3000 rug. (on sale for $2500 ugh) WTF!! Apparently they don't make many black rugs, especially good quality and wool, because of tradition, stupidity or something. The Rug Studio fancy pantsy place irons a lable on the back so you can't find out the manufacturer and you know, shop them on the internet. The bastards.

So now I have spent 94.5 hours on the internet looking for this goddam rug. It's slow and tedious work.

But I found it! I found the brand, the make the model the super secret code etc.!

But I can't find it any cheaper anywhere. No where. Nada.

GODDAMAITTT

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#3595970 Random Basketball Observations

Posted BigDMcGee on 13 May 2013 - 07:20 PM

He's a classless scumbag, so you know I like him


#3595832 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 13 May 2013 - 12:23 PM

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#3595857 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iTommyGavin81 on 13 May 2013 - 01:51 PM

How are her tits and ass looking is really all I care about


#3595315 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iZuma on 10 May 2013 - 07:48 AM

good thing I got SMITH... :flexes:... AND WESSON


#3595169 Random Gif Of The Moment

Posted Whiskers on 09 May 2013 - 02:14 PM

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