Lotta unknowns there:Did the dealers do a good job?Are the dealers mostly male or female?How drunk am I?Is this the one and only time I am ever going to play at this place?So you use this basic formulaDealer rating on a scale of 1 to 10 = XRatio of Female to Male dealers = YNumber of drinks have I had = ZProbability of me playing at this place again = Q (0.0 - 1.0)Tip = ((X * 1% of winnings) * (Y + Z)) * QExampleGood dealers - 7Winnings - $25005 female, 7 male - .71Vodkas - 6Never going to be here again - 0Tip = ((7 * 25) * (.71 + 6)) * 0 = $0.00Works like a charm.
You sure don't get much money from robbing banks. Guy should have robbed a couple of crack dealers, could have probably made off with more money and if he got caught, all he would have gotten was a slap on the wrist, if that.