Saralynelle

Taken outside my front door in So.Cal before we moved back home to Texas. Not unbelievable ..just gorgeous.This picture was not tweaked in any way. Was a point and click picture.

A very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say " Hell no they aint!" "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7, why the hell would you think they're twins???. Are you blind or just stupid?""I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am" replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." "Have a good day and thank you for

Agreed. If we had ever had to move to the Vegas area Henderson is where we would move to. Right on target there.

When I started reading this thread I automatically thought about this guy. I got a good laugh out of it.And another after rewatching it just now. Thanks

I'm speaking of a local home run poker game. Just not any females that I know of that would want to do this. As for poker rooms, there is a casino about 20 minutes here. I'm more attracted to the tournaments than low limit cash games.I don't expect much of anything at the play money tourneys. It's frustrating knowing this and not being able to do anything about it. I just want to learn and build skill and can't seem to do that unless I play for real money. Thank you about the white tiger comment. That's my favorite animal of all time

Okay this will come off as a whine post so grab your cheese and start eating and reading.I don't play at the real money tables. I'd like to but it just doesn't seem to work out that way for me.So, I stick to free online poker play. Tonight I entered two different tournaments. Started them both with AA(what luck you'd think..right? Curse I tell you.). Saw some raises and went all in preflop. Got called. Got busted...both tournys. First call out was Jh9h. He hit the flippin' fullhouse on the flop.The second time around I got called in with crap too..a 7 3 off calls my all in preflop. Gets the 7

Have the explosive sex before hand. Ask her afterward and have the explosive sex again.Romantic right? Should be, that's how it happened for me. 13 years later the sex is still great and we're still married.There are so many romantic cheesy things you can do for her to make it "perfect." Set up the hotel room with rose petals on the bed. Don't forget the drinks..whiskey and cola is always good Or wine or some frilly romantic drink set on the nightstand. Figureo out to do this before you head out for the romantic dinner you are going to take her to.Get to the restaurant and tell them p

Thank you for the serious response I lost on this hand and it burned. Lucky me it wasn't much. Still bit that someone would bet out against it like they did and sucked out on it.*shrugs* it is what it is.

My three daughter's names together.SaralynelleCarolyn Sarah and Danielle

Which hand is better?

I'll wear it if you pay my entry fee to the 2006 WSOP Tournament

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Deleted due to double..triple...freaking multiple postings.Opps, sorry.

The sad but true part about that is you are going to have someone who has two hearts in hand play into the pot and hope to make the flush since they are on the draw already. Tiger said it best..that was bad poker etiquette.

Haha. Pardon my hysterics on this response.If I had to chose a hottie it wouldn't be either one of them..give me http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/...cieri-gm_l2.jpgGorgeous eyes and the body is smooth like silk. Not rail thin and rotting away.Although, I must say the pics found there aren't nearly as nice as this one.There are tons of other women I could post that don't have that "manly" feature look. Maybe I need to see more pics of Fergie. Shakira has a rocking body for sure as well... I just don't care for her attitude.