DJ Vu

I ought to go, walk in, punch her in the face, and yell out "I'm going as Ike Turner!"

forgive me if I don't trust your judgement on what is or is not pedo.

JubilantLankyLad, on 15 October 2012 - 07:35 PM, said:

I like how that sonofabitch JJJ stops posting, but magically 'has the time' to like this post. Screw you, JJJ.

Also, Ouch.

InternetExplorer, on 16 October 2012 - 03:34 PM, said:

This post made me laugh since it made absolutely no sense.

brvheart, on 15 October 2012 - 07:00 PM, said:

Let me guess - you can eat seven in an hour and not even be full afterwards?

brvheart, on 15 October 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:

you got out, why would you deny nappy that same chance at life?

ron you should sleep more than that

nice work hanky. glad one of us losers can get something to go right.

edit: in your honor....

i mean some ****in ******* douchebag **** sucker is gonna look at these results and say what about my man nappy? huh? that he can't do his job, that he isn't management material? **** that noise. his work will tell you that and i guarantee he does good work, i stamp that shit with my seal of approval. the man will do his job and do it well. we used to make shit in this country, build shit. now we just take bullshit personality tests and marginalize a damn fine american.

edit: well i'm not so upset, but i was really feeling it there for a minute. and don't apologize to me brother. we're on the same team here. team awesome.

Michigan bowling alley ... Sunday night 1-2 (plays more like 2-5) ... I open for $12 UTG+1, 2 callers, very loose player in HJ raises to $42 (would be all-in for $90) ... even more loose player in BB tanks, then shoves for $310. I am sitting there with 77. I call for my current stack of $260. Here is my take ...

HJ is trying to steal very often here and is smart enough to know that the other players know that he is all in on any Flop that is checked to him and probably calling any bets if he is close to hitting. Little reason to believe he has a real hand here and if he does I can still win the side pot to make some money.

I have already called down BB with strong hands to make him show 10 high, Q high on River bluffs ... not sure why others are folding to him. The way he checked me out and the tanking led me to believe that he was weak and just wanted me out of the way. My feeling is that if he wanted some of his money back from me he would have flatted high pairs (or min raised so HJ was all-in) since he also knows the range on HJ is wide. So shoving actually showed weakness to me at the time.

It is very early in my session, so I am willing to risk this since I know I will have plenty of time to get it back on this table ... I am not worried about other callers since they would have re-raised me with any 88 or better.

Since this is a 3-way all-in, you must show cards in this room (heads up you dont) ... Both of them flip over AQ off ... yeah!! Ace on the Flop ... Boo!! 7 on the Turn ... thank you both very much you are now drawing dead!!

Although I consider this play to be 'extreme' for myself I was very pleased that I was willing to go with my read here ... which was that they probably had no more than 12 outs if I was up against AQ and KJ. As it turns out they were down to 4 outs AND HIT ONE!! I was just lucky enough to hit my 2-outer on them. This is typical bowling alley stuff that requires you to have a read on each player(s) in the hand and modify your game possibly each hand.

Any thoughts?? This is West Michigan stuff, but I hear the same stuff from Detroit area as well ... Odds calc shows I am only 62% pre-Flop which I thought I was better than that ... But as I indicated, I was willing to flip here for some reason. By the way, I got married on 7-7-2007, so I have a little 'attraction' to that hand!!

COMIC SANS

ok mexico I accept your apology you ****ing faggot. and yeah suited, I'm going, but no, i'm not telling her what I'm going as beforehand. but for all you doubting assholes, we've been texting all night. I am such a faggot but god damn. if I go to this party and she has a boyfriend there I'm going to stab him. in the face. just like you ron you sonofabitch.

ShakeZuma, on 06 October 2012 - 01:15 PM, said:

InternetExplorer, on 05 October 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:

Now *this* is an idea with legs.

Essay21, on 04 October 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

SuitedAces21, on 04 October 2012 - 06:31 PM, said:

Probably banging the commitment right out of that married chick.