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#3567768 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 05 October 2012 - 03:04 PM

my two pents (not that anybody cares but I have the keyboard and you will read EVERY DAMN WORD I type) (or use the scroll if you wanna be a dick):

Post break up friendship just isn't worth it man. There's just way too many avenues of emotional torture. I've tried the concept a few times, never ended well for at least one of us. people come, people go. it's just part of the nature of things. so while I can appreciate the idea that you still hold her a level of esteem for her I just don't know how this would go well. Put yourself in this scenario: You've been hanging with her for a couple of days, been having a blast and that old synchronicity of conversation is back. it's late, you've both had a few cocktails and now you're curled up on the couch with her watching something nerdy (i presume). can you honestly tell yourself that the boyfriend brain isn't going to flair up? And even if you don't act on it, do you think you'll feel better or worse after the trip is over? i can answer that question for myself from experience, though my trip wasn't near the trek you're thinking about undertaking, and the answer always ends in something that simply is not emotionally healthy or satisfying. while I can't presume to know your mind or your heart, I can try to caution you based on the tough lessons I've learned.

now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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#3567767 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 05 October 2012 - 02:57 PM

Changed me mind, I would totally go if I were you Strat. Sex or not. How many chances will you have to go to London and see it with a local? Shit, can I come? I'm gonna have to burn a week of vacation sometime since I'm not going to find a new job before new year. Maybe SA can join us. It'll probably get weird, but that's ok. We'll bang some snaggle tooth bitches. Take in a football match.

#3567766 I Called In Sick Today

Posted JubilantLankyLad on 05 October 2012 - 02:44 PM

View PostEssay21, on 04 October 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

Im not sure what's worse, being Oblivious to how this request makes her look or if she is actually trying to mess with his mind? I'd rather know she was purposefully bleeping with me, at least then you can just say bleep you bitch and move on. If she's oblivious you can still make excuses for her, oh she's just nice and cares about me and whatever the bleep. Strat you're a better man than me of this shit isn't tearing you up. I still lay awake at night thinking about women I haven't talked to in years. This shit would destroy my mind.

And I gotta be up in three hours but I can't sleep.

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#3567316 I Called In Sick Today

Posted The Ocho on 30 September 2012 - 08:32 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on 30 September 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

same blowjob frequency too unfortunately

Nah, I've been to Wisconsin recently.

#3567120 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 28 September 2012 - 11:53 AM

You're not an adult until you're able to live independently, without relying on anyone. Thats what Antonio Brown says and I liked it.

Who pays your rent SUITED? I dont actually know the answer. You may pay your own, or it may be daddy. A good lawyer never asks a question he doesnt already know the answer to. I am clearly not a good lawyer. Or smart. Or thin. Or rich. I could fill a book with things I'm not.

Point is, you're an old man trapped in a cunty young man's body

#3567036 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 27 September 2012 - 03:05 PM

nothing will ever beat SA's robert redford "rape?" gif response. to this day, I still randomly laugh about it. it was only like a week ago, but still, TO THIS DAY.

#3566947 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa_Don on 26 September 2012 - 07:58 PM

Oh, yeah, congrats, or whatever. Go **** yourself.

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Posted Theraflu on 26 September 2012 - 06:55 PM

SA, there's so many different beers with every flavor imaginable. There's a pecan pie beer you wouldn't believe how sweet and delicious it is. Same with a Southern Tier's Choklat; its like liquid dark chocolate with a warm alcohol kick. Ron's brews are mainly suited for females, but that's okay too. The swill you drink tastes like shit, because it is mass produced shit designed to appeal to the ****ing hoopleheads. You're better than that.

#3563416 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iQuack on 28 August 2012 - 04:25 PM

No more decapitation death talk until suited is in the privacy of his own home.

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Posted Napa Lite on 28 August 2012 - 04:45 PM

I have half a mind to go to the gas station and get some beef jerky and gummy worms. I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

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Posted The Ocho on 28 August 2012 - 11:47 AM

Man essay, if someone else had your schooling they could really make something of themselves.

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Posted DJ Vu on 17 August 2012 - 03:04 PM

Also, those two .gifs are pretty great. I love .gifs. Posted Image

#3562142 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 17 August 2012 - 01:34 PM

You should hold off on applying that SA21 thunder betwixt the thighs. Wouldn't want to knock her out of commission, thus stranding yourself.

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Posted The Ocho on 18 July 2012 - 11:08 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 18 July 2012 - 10:37 PM, said:

It's OK, you just keep finding ways to ignore your kids, we'll be fine.