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#3570054 I Called In Sick Today

Posted The Ocho on 01 November 2012 - 03:41 PM

I think what is going on here is ronny boy has recently hit the big 40. He is not married, has no kids, from the sounds of it probably won't. You guys are his children, he is trying to impart his wisdom upon you. Take the fatherly advice, he won't be around forever to help you.

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Posted Ron_Mexico on 01 November 2012 - 12:54 PM

I would love to have you guys down and hang out a couple of nights. Just to obaerve.

It would probably go poorly, mainly because of me. One of two things would happen. I'd eother try too hard to chat up the ladies that I'd get us kicked out, beat up or arrested for stalking or I'd do my standard routine of talking to no girls except the one thats paid to, the waitress. I really charm those damn waitresses though. Big tips, buy em a shot, sometimes they even touch my shoulder. This one time, a cute one put her boob on my while showing me the beer menu.

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Posted Ron_Mexico on 01 November 2012 - 12:50 PM

The Capacity to be her gay friend?

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Posted JubilantLankyLad on 01 November 2012 - 12:40 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 01 November 2012 - 12:30 PM, said:

bleep you talking about ronny? just yesterday a girl texted me out of the blue for a little date. obviously i gots what they neeeeeeeeed.
legal acumen?

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Posted Napa Lite on 31 October 2012 - 01:36 PM

My dicks my dick, man. No action whatsoever. Shared a bed with a girl that's just friend this weekend. Luckily I was pretty hammered and didn't have to worry about any awkward (for her) boners. And before anybody says anything about missing an opportunity, she has a boyfriend she was texting in bed, she used to date one of my BFF's and its just not like that with her. Also, she's not fat if that's what you're thinking. Flat butt. Cute enough.

I'm going to work out today even though I can barely walk with my quads being super tight from squatting on Monday. Was thinking about skipping until I stopped at the grocery to pick up some TP and was disgusted by the fat people I saw and reminded myself I'm one of them and need to not be.


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Posted Theraflu on 17 October 2012 - 02:37 PM

Mostly, you should try to stop hating everything that might be the least bit enjoyable to someone else so much.

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Posted JubilantLankyLad on 15 October 2012 - 07:35 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 15 October 2012 - 07:00 PM, said:

Oh man. You're so lucky! I really wish I could have been there with you eating those gyros. (I can never get just one.)

Let me guess - you can eat seven in an hour and not even be full afterwards?

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Posted brvheart on 15 October 2012 - 06:56 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 15 October 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:

i'm on board with anything that gets you out of iowa.

You dirty sonofabitch. Take it back.

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Posted ShakeZuma on 13 October 2012 - 11:34 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 13 October 2012 - 11:30 AM, said:

why the lonely drinking? just in that kind of mood?

I don't have any friends but I like alcohol

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Posted The Ocho on 09 October 2012 - 03:20 PM

I think I just realized why I have always had an issue with shake talking about his home. He refers to where he lives as a town and I have always pictured it as an unincorporated area just west of banjo playing kid.

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Posted hank213 on 09 October 2012 - 03:06 PM

So I decided to apply for a third time for the position I've been passed over for twice. Mainly just to see how ridiculous the rejection notice would be this time. However, I rocked the interview even though I know my bitch supervisor that's been taking credit for my work/ideas tried to sabotage me. Just got the call with an offer of a 9% raise, which when coupled with the 3% I got a couple months ago, puts me at the salary target I had for this year. Sorry Shake. The downside is that this will delay my opportunity to tell the bitch to wash my balls with a warm wet rag since I'll still see her around frequently.

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Posted ShakeZuma on 09 October 2012 - 02:56 PM

shut up ron

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Posted InternetExplorer on 08 October 2012 - 06:15 AM

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I've been the initiator in this gif before.

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Posted Napa Lite on 05 October 2012 - 03:05 PM

Got another case of Busch. Born on Aug 28. Good date.

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Posted hank213 on 05 October 2012 - 03:04 PM

my two pents (not that anybody cares but I have the keyboard and you will read EVERY DAMN WORD I type) (or use the scroll if you wanna be a dick):

Post break up friendship just isn't worth it man. There's just way too many avenues of emotional torture. I've tried the concept a few times, never ended well for at least one of us. people come, people go. it's just part of the nature of things. so while I can appreciate the idea that you still hold her a level of esteem for her I just don't know how this would go well. Put yourself in this scenario: You've been hanging with her for a couple of days, been having a blast and that old synchronicity of conversation is back. it's late, you've both had a few cocktails and now you're curled up on the couch with her watching something nerdy (i presume). can you honestly tell yourself that the boyfriend brain isn't going to flair up? And even if you don't act on it, do you think you'll feel better or worse after the trip is over? i can answer that question for myself from experience, though my trip wasn't near the trek you're thinking about undertaking, and the answer always ends in something that simply is not emotionally healthy or satisfying. while I can't presume to know your mind or your heart, I can try to caution you based on the tough lessons I've learned.

now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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