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SuitedAces21

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#3759231 Random News Observations

Posted Scrim on 22 June 2017 - 10:33 AM

Canadian Snipers are like, retarded good.
They're #'s 1, 3 and 4 on the list of longest confirmed kills.

I heard that after Canadian snipers shoot terrorists, the Canadian government dispatches a team of social workers to recover the wounded and relocate them into Canada, then provide them with free stuff for the rest of their lives... because racism.


#3759209 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 21 June 2017 - 07:42 PM

View Posthank213, on 21 June 2017 - 07:24 PM, said:

There's an important nuance here, he said best saltine, not best cracker. That's what kept him safe on this one.

I wasn't quibbling with his brand choice of Saltine. Zesta is a fine choice. I'm just saying he needs to slow it down a bit, if he's going to start using it as a vehicle for cheese. Knowing Essay, he probably gets Kraft cheddar so he could slather that trash on dorito with chezwhiz on top for all I care. But if it's actually good cheddar, I think a saltine is a poor delivery choice.


#3759027 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 15 June 2017 - 10:52 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 15 June 2017 - 03:48 PM, said:

you work in a barber shop?

https://www.youtube....h?v=7Y848RTTBcM


#3758980 Random News Observations

Posted Scrim on 14 June 2017 - 02:08 PM

The alt right wasn't 'cultivated'.

It was a totally spontaneous and completely natural reaction to a cultural zeitgeist that goes out of its way to belittle and mock any white person who isn't a left wing social justice warrior. Things like auto racing, hunting, fishing and the outdoors, driving a pickup truck or knowing how to change your own oil, all sneered at by the left as 'ignorant redneck' stuff who then proceed to tell everyone's kids that the reason LaQuan can't read at grade level is because of slavery, the white kids are responsible for it all and Bruce Jenner in a dress is 'woman of the year'. That the 'smart ones' and 'educated ones' are the folks who spent $79,000 on their degree in Sociology while that guy who has seven plumbing trucks and clears seven figures a year, he's 'ignorant' and 'uneducated'.

Oh yeah, and gender matters more than everything else (if you're a woman) and every race is reminded incessantly that their own racial identity is the most important thing in the world, unless you're a white man in which case you may not have racial identity lest you be 'racist' and your whole existence is nothing more than a solemn debt owed to 'historically oppressed groups'.

The right didn't create the alt right. The left did... and people warned it was coming for a very long time.
The right of today is the left of the 1950's. The dissidents. The left has the same beliefs on social issues as Exxon, Wal Mart, Coca Cola and Monsanto.

That's why the left were free speech absolutists when they were the dissenters but now that they enjoy the benefit of having won the culture war, are absolutely, without an argument, the anti-speech advocates who demands silence or persecution of anyone who disagrees with their ideological narratives.

So, yeah. The Alt Right was not 'created' by anyone but a group of dissidents who, frankly, will continue to rapidly grow as the left pushes further and further into the hinterlands of cultural insanity. Wait and see. Generation Z is going to be something else. The Overton window will be torn in half, with the political centers somewhere around Socialist on the left and Alt-Lite on the right... but go ahead and continue to underestimate your enemy, writing them off as some political theater or 'political creation'.

The last time the left underestimated anything this badly was... this last November.


#3758855 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iZuma on 09 June 2017 - 11:04 PM

I don't know how to swear on here anymore. Flagnabit. A jiggly pom flig gibber. But yeah, I did it. Essay's next. Not strat, that guys got problems. Essay? So normal. Normal guy.


#3758850 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iZuma on 09 June 2017 - 06:38 PM

I'm married.


#3758693 What Is The Last Movie You Saw?

Posted Dubey on 05 June 2017 - 09:09 AM

John Wick 2

god damn. This somehow surpassed my expectations. I deeply regret not seeing this in theatres. I hope Keanu Reaves makes nothing but John Wick sequels for the rest of his career.


#3758657 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 04 June 2017 - 12:41 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 04 June 2017 - 05:42 AM, said:

How are you always lurking in the shadows, BigD? That's impressive.



I'm not always in the shadows. I just check the website once or twice a day. Which pretty much means, I check this thread once or twice a day. I just don't always comment because most of it is about Austin's boring life and not something interesting like Shake.


#3758479 The Trump Presidency Thread

Posted GOCUBSGO on 30 May 2017 - 03:38 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 30 May 2017 - 03:15 PM, said:

nothing? have you tried sex?

Maybe having sex while reading your top 10 thread and listening to Sean Spicer stand in front of the media and whine about "fake news" while not being able to come up with a single example when asked

I'm half chub just thinking about it.


#3758418 I Called In Sick Today

Posted David_Sklansky on 29 May 2017 - 02:07 PM

One of my earliest interactions with Tilty was implying he and his wife were sexually incompatible, becasue she wouldn't give him anal while his mother was living with them or something. With a little more experience, I get where he was coming from. This weekend, my partner and I were staying with xer family. Everything seemed normal, but then we got to the part of the night where we'd normally jump on Craig's List and find a stranger for xer to bang, xe got all weird and didn't want to do it in xer dad's house. I felt like I was going to explode for like four days.


#3758400 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 28 May 2017 - 05:52 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 24 May 2017 - 08:29 PM, said:

are we sure irregardless is a word? i'm not sure its a real word but i'm not gonna google it.

just made it home from the des moines. that drive is pretty bleak. a deer flashed across the north bound lanes and made it into the median when i saw him and started to swerve into the right lane but the fvcker stopped before coming into south bound traffic. nearly died fellas. really makes you appreciate the little things, you know?

it is not, nor should it ever be. I think its usage has become tolerated because illiterate, mouth breathing, morons far out number even semi-erudite people that are trying to stave off the collapse of western civilization. For the rest of my days if someone says that word to me I will judge that person to be inferior and an appropriate target for my contempt. Much as I do when I hear the words "I seen...."

View PostNapa Lite, on 25 May 2017 - 04:33 AM, said:

It's a real word in the way that all words are just a mutually agreed upon organization of sounds that we use to communicate verbally.

The barbarians are at the gates.

View PostEssay21, on 26 May 2017 - 08:45 AM, said:

Dogs really don't sound fun to me. But maybe I'm missing out.

I mean what's to tell. She's a work friend, and she's my assistant basically, but we were in school together (she's an attorney) and I helped get her the job. Most days we just go to chipotle for lunch and shoot the shit. She's actually interviewing for another job today but we still have a chance to keep her, but I'm afraid our company is too big and too dumb to realize it. That's life.

Not much else going on for me. I've cut out soda altogether and am basically to no sweets either. Lost 5 pounds or so from that and I wanna start exercising more, but im very lazy and very pathetic so I'm struggling with that part. But one step at a time they say.

I saw guardians of the galaxy 2, if didn't mention that. Good movie. Very funny. Marvel does it right.

I quoted this to give you a heads up but Napla got ya covered with the card breach info.


Sorry for the lack of content (even more than usual) from me, I've been in Denver the last few days. Had to drive out kind of unexpectedly with my aunt, uncle, and dad to grab the family heirlooms in preparation to put my grandpa's house on the market. That place is crazy. He let this house go to shit (leaking roof, absolutely filthy, rotted gutters, porch warped, minor pipe leaks etc) and the realtors are listing for 411k and they said they expect it to sell quickly. They showed us a comp a couple blocks away that was similar condition for same price that went on the market 5/23 and went under contract the same day, so fingers crossed. He bought the house in like 1958 for 12k. Unfortunately, gramps didn't listen to us and protect his assets a few years ago but now that he's in a nursing home it's too late. Most likely all of what's left after taxes etc is going to go to the nursing home. Damn shame to see a lifetime of history and family reduced to basically a single uhaul truck making for the Nebraska state line.


#3758112 The Trump Presidency Thread

Posted brvheart on 22 May 2017 - 09:52 AM

View Postvbnautilus, on 20 May 2017 - 11:00 AM, said:

Posted Image

This is incredible.

View PostSilentSnow, on 21 May 2017 - 09:24 AM, said:

That awkward moment when Trump both bows and curtsies, showing that Republicans are total hypocrites yet again.

https://www.aol.com/...-king/22100809/

I'm a #NeverTrumper but this is pretty stupid. There was no bow anywhere in the video, and during the supposed "curtsy" Trump was just getting a medal put around his neck by a guy about a 1/2 foot shorter than him, and then readjusting it by moving up and down. He's not even looking at him when he does this supposed bow/curtsy. This kind of stuff was so stupid when the republicans did it to Obama, and it's equally stupid now.


#3757642 The Trump Presidency Thread

Posted Balloon guy on 13 May 2017 - 06:58 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 12 May 2017 - 07:25 AM, said:

Hi vb! Good to see you around.

Don't encourage him.

He needs to focus on his work.

He's scanning for brains in democrats.

So far, no luck.


#3757660 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 14 May 2017 - 04:59 AM

Happy mother's day, suited, you mother fucker.


#3757348 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 07 May 2017 - 03:15 PM

Emily Blount in Edge of Tomorrow is a treat. This is a very underrated movie. I see they're making a second. Hopefully that one lives up to the first.