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Started by SuitedAces21, May 22 2007 04:33 PM

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Poll: Do you kill him? (85 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you kill him?

  1. Yes (38 votes [44.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 44.71%

  2. No (25 votes [29.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.41%

  3. Yes, after i have sex with him. (19 votes [22.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.35%

  4. No, that *** is too nice. (3 votes [3.53%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.53%

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#1 SuitedAces21

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:33 PM

If you are holding a gun, and scram is standing in front of you, do you kill him?A side note, you are in the woods. No witnesses.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:34 PM

1 vote yes.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:35 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 6:33 PM, said:

If you are holding a gun, and scram is standing in front of you, do you kill him?A side note, you are in the woods. No witnesses.
Point of Parliamentary Procedure!Do I get to have sex with him first?
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:36 PM

View Posthank213, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 4:35 PM, said:

Point of Parliamentary Procedure!Do I get to have sex with him first?
of course.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:38 PM

The answer is, of course, yes.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:38 PM

View Postscram, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 4:38 PM, said:

The answer is, of course, yes.
VINDICATION!

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:39 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 5:38 PM, said:

VINDICATION!
Finally learned how to use spell check, I see.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:39 PM

I only wish he'd went to VaTech and it was alumni day.I wish death upon no man, but I sure wish a jew would break all his fingers so he couldn't post.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:39 PM

Well then obviously the correct answer is "I can't commit murder due to being in a post ejaculatory coma."
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:52 PM

Simple Internet Question:You're on the internet. Someone types words that you don't like.Do you care?SuitedAces: Yes. Deeply so.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:53 PM

View Postscram, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 4:52 PM, said:

Stop it you meanies.
Translation, complete.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:55 PM

Yeah. This is crushing.Someone as bright as you clearly are posting a "IF YOU COULD KILL SCRAM WOULD YOU????"Seriously. Hardcore, cutting edge stuff. I am actually tearing up over here.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:57 PM

I voted yes, with sex.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:57 PM

Look. All I ask is that you do it in the mouth and not the ***.It doesn't count as gay if it's in the mouth and before 5:30.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:57 PM

View Posttimwakefield, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 4:57 PM, said:

I voted yes, with sex.
Its the only choice, really.

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:27 PM

View Postscram, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 6:57 PM, said:

Look. All I ask is that you do it in the mouth and not the ***.It doesn't count as gay if it's in the mouth and before 5:30.
No, No, No my little friend. I plan on going ass to mouth on you....
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:40 PM

i havent had any corals with the guy, but i do like joining lynch mobs, so Scram must die.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:43 PM

View PostBellaireDrew, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 5:40 PM, said:

i havent had any corals with the guy, but i do like joining lynch mobs, so Scram must die.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:43 PM

View PostBellaireDrew, on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 5:40 PM, said:

i havent had any corals with the guy, but i do like joining lynch mobs, so Scram must die.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:46 PM

Yes...kill whitey!It's obvious everyone. If we allow Scram to live, then the terrorists win. I'm sorry but when I finally save up the money to pay a real woman to have sex with me. The last thing I want to see is my children worshiping someone like Osama Bin Scramden.
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