hblask 1 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Hypothetically speaking, if your wife sees one of the other mom's at your kid's basketball game, and says "wow, she really has great legs", don't respond by saying "yeah, they'd look really good around my neck." You really shouldn't even be thinking things like that.Just some friendly hypothetical advice, should you ever be in that situation. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Also never point out the fact that a woman looks pregnant, even if shes is delivering at the moment. They seem to have a big problem with that. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Always err on the side of caution when deciding whether to squeeze one out or not. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 If your wife asks you if those jeans makes her butt look big, don't start singing Sir-Mix-A-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie" Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 lol Henry Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Dont use counterfeit money to buy counterfeit women. The shims will hurt you if they find out. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Hypothetically speaking, if your wife sees one of the other mom's at your kid's basketball game, and says "wow, she really has great legs", don't respond by saying "yeah, they'd look really good around my neck." You really shouldn't even be thinking things like that.Just some friendly hypothetical advice, should you ever be in that situation.Threesome opportunity gone sour Link to post Share on other sites
mikeysong 0 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Also never point out the fact that a woman looks pregnant, even if shes is delivering at the moment. They seem to have a big problem with that.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 Threesome opportunity gone sourI have to say that thought occurred to me, too, but it's probably another time to just bite my tongue.... Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 If your wife asks you if those jeans makes her butt look big, don't start singing Sir-Mix-A-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie"Also don't reply, "No, but those two big macs you had for lunch do". Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 If your wife asks you if those jeans makes her butt look big, don't say: "It's not the jeans""fyp...wish I could fix the real life ones Link to post Share on other sites
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