Hypothetically speaking, if your wife sees one of the other mom's at your kid's basketball game, and says "wow, she really has great legs", don't respond by saying "yeah, they'd look really good around my neck." You really shouldn't even be thinking things like that.
Just some friendly hypothetical advice, should you ever be in that situation.
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Hypothetical Advice
Started by hblask, May 21 2007 07:08 AM
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 07:08 AM
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 07:21 AM
Also never point out the fact that a woman looks pregnant, even if shes is delivering at the moment. They seem to have a big problem with that.
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 09:04 AM
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 09:07 AM
If your wife asks you if those jeans makes her butt look big, don't start singing Sir-Mix-A-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie"
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 10:10 PM
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:39 AM
QUOTE (hblask @ Monday, May 21st, 2007, 3:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hypothetically speaking, if your wife sees one of the other mom's at your kid's basketball game, and says "wow, she really has great legs", don't respond by saying "yeah, they'd look really good around my neck." You really shouldn't even be thinking things like that.
Just some friendly hypothetical advice, should you ever be in that situation.
Just some friendly hypothetical advice, should you ever be in that situation.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:34 AM
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Monday, May 21st, 2007, 8:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also never point out the fact that a woman looks pregnant, even if shes is delivering at the moment. They seem to have a big problem with that.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:36 AM
QUOTE (vvganeshavv @ Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007, 6:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I have to say that thought occurred to me, too, but it's probably another time to just bite my tongue....
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:06 PM
QUOTE (BDPoolie @ Monday, May 21st, 2007, 12:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If your wife asks you if those jeans makes her butt look big, don't start singing Sir-Mix-A-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Also don't reply, "No, but those two big macs you had for lunch do".
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:34 PM
QUOTE (BDPoolie @ Monday, May 21st, 2007, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If your wife asks you if those jeans makes her butt look big, don't say: "It's not the jeans""
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timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
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